Hello facepounch, I have a serious problem with my closet. I have some kind of social anxiety disorder and my parents have their personal friends over alot and I stay in my room. Over the years I'll been pissing in bags and storing them into my closet because I can't leave my room. Last week I've finally filled it to the brim and now I am scared because if anyone sees this I am never going to be able to look at them with a straight face aghain. I've found a way to conceal my number 2 functions via my dog but I don't think I can contour another method like this. All my windows are locked and my trashcan has holes in it. Please help me facepunch!
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Start drinking them then when you piss that out use a toilet.
"Conceal number two via my dog"??
Jesus Christ, do we [I]want[/I] to know?
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;50534616]"Conceal number two via my dog"??
Jesus Christ, do we [I]want[/I] to know?[/QUOTE]
NO!
Claim it's apple juice
Maybe slowly start rolling out bags and dumping them in the bathroom when you go when their friends aren't over?
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Like sneaky
[QUOTE=stain;50534387]Hello facepounch, I have a serious problem with my closet. I have some kind of social anxiety disorder and my parents have their personal friends over alot and I stay in my room. Over the years I'll been pissing in bags and storing them into my closet because I can't leave my room. Last week I've finally filled it to the brim and now I am scared because if anyone sees this I am never going to be able to look at them with a straight face aghain. I've found a way to conceal my number 2 functions via my dog but I don't think I can contour another method like this. All my windows are locked and my trashcan has holes in it. Please help me facepunch![/QUOTE]
dump one out every week or so on the living room carpet and claim it was your dog
Smuggle the bags to the shower and pour them out in there while the water is on
isn't that messy as fuck? how do you make sure they don't leak or overflow when you fill them with piss??
just let them be. If someone finds the piss bags, say your dog did it.
Seriously, if this is a real question I would do what's stated above and slowly get rid of them. Then, see a doctor or something. Something is seriously not okay. Good luck, friend :)
I don't know if 'd even want to help you rid yourself of your piss, you sound like you have much larger issues than not knowing what to do with it...
Is this real life
These are the threads that keep me going.
No matter how down in the dumps I get I can at least be happy I'm not one of these people
Man up and pour them down the toilet. Don't horde you lemonade collection until the day something springs a leak.
I think we're going to need to see this so called bag so we can get an understanding
[sp]Or proof that it isn't a troll account[/sp]
pour them into the toilet idiot
Welcome to Facepunch
great first post
store your shit and piss in the same bag, problem solved
Is this the next "I need help with some models..." type thread?
[QUOTE=Fox Powers;50534964]Is this the next "I need help with some models..." type thread?[/QUOTE]
this is the next "Cum sock update" type thread.
Oh. It's one of [i]these[/i] threads again
I do have a relatively easy solution to this dilemma
[IMG]http://www.torontothumbs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jarate.jpg[/IMG]
just pour it out the window
You're better off asking 4chan.
[QUOTE=EliaMoroes;50535026]I do have a relatively easy solution to this dilemma
[IMG]http://www.torontothumbs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jarate.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;50535031]just pour it out the window[/QUOTE]
combine these two together
we're going to need [b]pics[/b] buddy boy
please seek help for your crippling social anxiety
I think the toilet might be too slow. Maybe try the bath tub?
[QUOTE=stain;50534387]Hello facepounch, I have a serious problem with my closet. I have some kind of social anxiety disorder and my parents have their personal friends over alot and I stay in my room. Over the years I'll been pissing in bags and storing them into my closet because I can't leave my room. Last week I've finally filled it to the brim and now I am scared because if anyone sees this I am never going to be able to look at them with a straight face aghain. I've found a way to conceal my number 2 functions via my dog but I don't think I can contour another method like this. All my windows are locked and my trashcan has holes in it. Please help me facepunch![/QUOTE]
post some pictures, then pop the bag
Tie all the bags together in a formation, boom. Water bed.
I think you should have a " lemonade sale "
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