Oral sex sounds horrible. - General

Before I start, I'm a virgin and I've only received, not given oral sex, due to that I'll be talking out of inexperience. Everytime I witness, talk or think about someone giving oral sex, I feel a tiny bit sick. I just can't imagine myself (I'm heterosexual, but I'll accommodate to homo/bisexuals) licking, sucking or putting my mouth anywhere near someones genitalia. The fact that both genders excrete urine from said genitalia instantly makes me feel sick to the stomach, and don't get me started on the anus, I wouldn't want any of my body parts being near someones shit pipe. Does anyone else feel the same way? As I said, I've had no experience and when you're about to have sex with someone and you're ready to.. commence the foreplay I might feel differently. But as it stands it sounds fucking terrible, I can't imagine the taste unless you take a long shower and scrub every nook and cranny out of your whatsit before you begin.

i love to suck boners

For what it's worth, urine is amongst the most clean and sterile, if not [U]the[/U] most sterile substance coming from your body.

Uh actually it's not that bad Plus it turns me on just knowing that I'm getting her off :smug:

Dude anal involves sticking your dick into a hole that is for nothing but pooping do you really think oral is more disgusting than that.

a dick probably tastes like skin. lick your arm. there. that is probably what a dick tastes like.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;24099629]For what it's worth, urine is amongst the most clean and sterile, if not [U]the[/U] most sterile substance coming from your body.[/QUOTE] It smells and I'm guessing tastes horrible. Do you get a shower before you jigsaw puzzle?

[QUOTE=tehfrog;24099680]a dick probably tastes like skin. lick your arm. there. that is probably what a dick tastes like.[/QUOTE]I doubt it. I notice that, after rubbing my balls, my hand emits this sweet masculine smell.

Well you should clean your dick or vagina before receiving oral.

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;24099677]Dude anal involves sticking your dick into a hole that is for nothing but pooping do you really think oral is more disgusting than that.[/QUOTE] Both sound pretty horrible :barf:

it feels good knowing that you're pleasuring another man

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24099707]I doubt it. I notice that, after rubbing my balls, my hand emits this sweet masculine smell.[/QUOTE] Imagine licking that beast. I hate how in porn the woman always sucks the guy off after he's been having his way with her for the past 5 minutes. Doesn't she know where that's been?!?

[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099725]Imagine licking that beast.[/QUOTE]I do.

I would agree with anal but oral might not be bad from the receiving end.

If you love someone enough, the nastiness just makes it more awesome :q:

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;24099629]For what it's worth, urine is amongst the most clean and sterile, if not [U]the[/U] most sterile substance coming from your body.[/QUOTE] Isn't what you gleek pure saliva which is bacteria free (of course until it is inside your mouth). You're right though either way. To be honest I'll go down on a girl if she's special. I don't really like it, but one girl I knew tasted sweet so it's not like it's super horrible. Go get your first blowjob then come back and say what you think.

There's nothing I'd rather do(besides vaginal sex) than eat a girls pussy.

Freud would have something to say about this. Get in your Tardis and go ask him.

Being on the receiving end seems fine, I'm not the one sucking my dick am I. But giving it, well that's another story.

And yet our lips ingest god knows what. Hands can also go an interesting variety of places. I assume your one for kissing and handshakes, though. Human bodies are disgusting things. I'm into a variety of kinky stuff, and I don't really care. A little bacteria toughens your immune system anyways. That's not to say I'd ever be willing to get my mouth near anyone's brick layer, I'm just saying you should care less how 'disgusting' it is and just do what feels natural. And or what gets your partner off.

Vaginas are very strange, they taste like almost nothing but smell nice. A musky sort of smell. It feels weird if she has a little bit of hair on it, from a day or two old shave but it isn't really disgusting. Receiving is also good if the girl doesn't utilize her teeth and if she knows the motions and uses her hand a bit too maybe. I like oral sex, but nothing beats vaginal sex.

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24099707]I doubt it. I notice that, after rubbing my balls, my hand emits this sweet masculine smell.[/QUOTE] yeah me too. after my daily ball rub, it smells like sweat. but that doesnt mean it smells like piss.

[img]http://www.wikidoc.org/images/9/91/Vagina-anatomy-labelled1.jpg[/img] It looks so horrible.

Honestly, I kind of enjoy the taste of vagina. Really I find oral hotter than anything else.

I hate that in porn when a girl is done swallowing the guy's cum she comes up to kiss him AND HE KISSES HER :barf:

[QUOTE=oyotnas;24099712]Well you should clean your dick or vagina before receiving oral.[/QUOTE] Especially women, at least we get some wind going down there.

[QUOTE=David Tennant;24099714]Both sound pretty horrible :barf:[/QUOTE]I don't understand the fascination with female anal penetration. It causes nothing but pain to the female. At least with men they can actually reach orgasm from anal stimulation. The concept of female orgasm from anal and the whole "shaving balls" crap are conspiracies invented by the pornography industry to sell more porn. Whoever rated me disagree is just in denial that females (gasp) LIE!

[QUOTE=Happyfaic;24100024]I hate that in porn when a girl is done swallowing the guy's cum she comes up to kiss him AND HE KISSES HER :barf:[/QUOTE] Even hotter :smug:

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24100045]I don't understand the fascination with female anal penetration. It causes nothing but pain to the female. At least with men they can actually reach orgasm from anal stimulation. The concept of female orgasm from anal and the whole "shaving balls" crap are conspiracies invented by the pornography industry to sell more porn.[/QUOTE] anal is hot, fuck your shit

[QUOTE=mugofdoom;24100017]Honestly, I kind of enjoy the taste of vagina. Really I find oral hotter than anything else.[/QUOTE] Same here, mate. It's best right after a shower, though.