Update of my troubles - General

See this thread first: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=960573[/url] Well it has been two days since the whole incident, and I thought I had managed to get through it without a scatch. However, my brother had apparently heard my mother and father talking about ordering some "Home drug testing kit". I was told this however, after I had the idea to use whatever I had left to make sure I wasn't tempted to do it for the week or two. After reading up, drinking a large amount of water will help bring the THC levels down to under 50mg, however it is not certain. Another method I have read is tampering with the sample itself, where I dilute it with water or add salt to the sample. Does anyone have any ideas if these methods will work and if there is anything I can do to prevent the test showing positive.

Drink lots and lots of fluids, water and ice tea, cranberry juice. Flush your system out, drink then piss, a fair amount, but dont overdo it. Lots of exercise is good too, makes you sweat so you will loose THC that way, and you'll hopefully burn fat cells which THC has bound itself to. To recap. [b]drink lots and do lots of exercise[/b]. Don't try tampering with the kit, producing false positives, likelyhood is your parents don't have much idea about testing kits and it probably wont be a good one anyway. Some people become clean in a matter of a few days, even after smoking a fair amount.

[QUOTE=zin908;22980557]See this thread first: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=960573[/url] Well it has been two days since the whole incident, and I thought I had managed to get through it without a scatch. However, my brother had apparently heard my mother and father talking about ordering some "Home drug testing kit". I was told this however, after I had the idea to use whatever I had left to make sure I wasn't tempted to do it for the week or two. After reading up, drinking a large amount of water will help bring the THC levels down to under 50mg, however it is not certain. Another method I have read is tampering with the sample itself, where I dilute it with water or add salt to the sample. Does anyone have any ideas if these methods will work and if there is anything I can do to prevent the test showing positive.[/QUOTE] they know you smoke weed. they found your weed and you admitted it was yours. what are you trying to hide? it'll tell them you've smoked weed, they'll be expecting that. if you've been using something else you don't want them to find out about, then that's cool, tell us what it is, if not, sure, drink some water or whatever, but why try to hide it anyway?

Okay, here's how to flush your system fast: Get hold of some Niacin (Vitamin B3). Take this twice a day until 2 days before the test (do not take it on these days). This should clean out a chronic smoker who would normally fail 25-28 days after smoking in about 5 days. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Pome;22980687]they know you smoke weed. they found your weed and you admitted it was yours. what are you trying to hide? it'll tell them you've smoked weed, they'll be expecting that. if you've been using something else you don't want them to find out about, then that's cool, tell us what it is, if not, sure, drink some water or whatever, but why try to hide it anyway?[/QUOTE] Well to be honest I am not in a situation where it would be good to tell him. Although I do have the intention of carrying on doing it, I don't think it would be good to tell him know about it. My step-father is someone who has always been straight edged apart from the use of alcohol on special occasions, this was due to how he was brought up. He has always been very anti, and I infact did tell him calmly at one point that it was the same as "Having a pint of beer" even though it was more damaging that marijuana. However, he stated that "Marijuana is very unhealthy and that I know people who knew someone who had to go to a mental hospital for using it". Now, I know that what he had said was paper thin, and that I could easily destroy his argument with my own knowledge. This however was not a option, my Step father is a very strong individual, and he always seems to believe he is right. He is also a really tough guy, unlike myself who admittedly dislikes confrontation. This is why I would like keep my usage secret from my Father, I do not mind my mother however as she always knew and just disliked it. I know that I would have to constantly make sure I was in the clear, but just for a year or two before I can, in my parents minds, make my own decisions. [editline]06:08PM[/editline] Also thank you for the tips guys, I am going to try and do all of them efficiently.

[QUOTE=zin908;22981002]Well to be honest I am not in a situation where it would be good to tell him. Although I do have the intention of carrying on doing it, I don't think it would be good to tell him know about it. My step-father is someone who has always been straight edged apart from the use of alcohol on special occasions, this was due to how he was brought up. He has always been very anti, and I infact did tell him calmly at one point that it was the same as "Having a pint of beer" even though it was more damaging that marijuana. However, he stated that "Marijuana is very unhealthy and that I know people who knew someone who had to go to a mental hospital for using it". Now, I know that what he had said was paper thin, and that I could easily destroy his argument with my own knowledge. This however was not a option, my Step father is a very strong individual, and he always seems to believe he is right. He is also a really tough guy, unlike myself who admittedly dislikes confrontation. This is why I would like keep my usage secret from my Father, I do not mind my mother however as she always knew and just disliked it. I know that I would have to constantly make sure I was in the clear, but just for a year or two before I can, in my parents minds, make my own decisions. [editline]06:08PM[/editline] Also thank you for the tips guys, I am going to try and do all of them efficiently.[/QUOTE] i know what you mean, i just mean more currently, he knows you have smoked weed doesn't he? or does he really think that that's the first bag of weed you have had and haven't smoked yet? if he knows you've smoked before, then what would a drug test tell him?

Fake pee, lol.

He believes that it's my first time.

Drink a shitload and don't try to tamper with it. If you get a false positive, judging by how he sounds, he sounds like he'll dismiss that false positives can even happen

tampering depends on the quality of the test, some can tell you tampered and some can't.

[QUOTE=zin908;22981002]Well to be honest I am not in a situation where it would be good to tell him. Although I do have the intention of carrying on doing it, I don't think it would be good to tell him know about it. My step-father is someone who has always been straight edged apart from the use of alcohol on special occasions, this was due to how he was brought up. He has always been very anti, and I infact did tell him calmly at one point that it was the same as "Having a pint of beer" even though it was more damaging that marijuana. However, he stated that "Marijuana is very unhealthy and that I know people who knew someone who had to go to a mental hospital for using it". Now, I know that what he had said was paper thin, and that I could easily destroy his argument with my own knowledge. This however was not a option, my Step father is a very strong individual, and he always seems to believe he is right. He is also a really tough guy, unlike myself who admittedly dislikes confrontation. This is why I would like keep my usage secret from my Father, I do not mind my mother however as she always knew and just disliked it. I know that I would have to constantly make sure I was in the clear, but just for a year or two before I can, in my parents minds, make my own decisions. [editline]06:08PM[/editline] Also thank you for the tips guys, I am going to try and do all of them efficiently.[/QUOTE] that's my dad. through and through.

When shit like this happens to me, and my parents decide to make decisions for me that I really don't like, I just say "FUCK YOU" and just go out. And then I don't come back until they're worried as fuck about me. And when they agree to let me get what I want, I return. And if they lied, oh god shits gonna hit the fan. Them worrying about you is the biggest weak spot of all parents. Abuse it.

Ok ok, so you let your step-father tell you what to do and stuff? WTF!? He's your STEP-FATHER, I would NEVER let my step-father tell me an order or anything like that. Tell him to fuck off and that he's not your dad and that he got to stop caring about you.

[QUOTE=Cookiemonster93;22989088]When shit like this happens to me, and my parents decide to make decisions for me that I really don't like, I just say "FUCK YOU" and just go out. And then I don't come back until they're worried as fuck about me. And when they agree to let me get what I want, I return. And if they lied, oh god shits gonna hit the fan. Them worrying about you is the biggest weak spot of all parents. Abuse it.[/QUOTE] As much as that could help, I would not be able to do it due to my own principles and values (I wouldn't abuse them in such a way). Plus, my parents would most likely get more angry. [QUOTE=Dirtbox;22989618]Ok ok, so you let your step-father tell you what to do and stuff? WTF!? He's your STEP-FATHER, I would NEVER let my step-father tell me an order or anything like that. Tell him to fuck off and that he's not your dad and that he got to stop caring about you.[/QUOTE] I wish I could say that but he has been raising me since I was a tot.

[QUOTE=zin908;22990048]As much as that could help, I would not be able to do it due to my own principles and values (I wouldn't abuse them in such a way). Plus, my parents would most likely get more angry. I wish I could say that but he has been raising me since I was a tot.[/QUOTE] If they get angry tell them that you only left because you didn't want to be in a house with unreasonable people who believe misconception and lies over proven facts and try to control what goes into your body. It would be understandable if you were doing a drug that was proven to have damaging effects to the body, but it has been proven time and time again that Marijuana not only isn't harmful at all, but can actually be beneficial in some ways. And like it or not, he is still only your stepfather.

make a bong out of him.

[QUOTE=Pome;22993009]make a bong out of him.[/QUOTE] Genius, listen to this man.

Drink a shitload, like others have recommended. Maybe try drinking some "detox" solution from a gas station. Even with you trying very hard to purify your system, it probably won't be clean in two or three days. If they spring the test on you tomorrow morning or something, just dilute your piss with water. Dilute it enough so that you barely see yellow. Most home-testing kits will come clean from this, as they expect your parents to watch you piss and make sure you don't pull dirty tricks. Most parents don't do this.

[QUOTE=Pome;22993009]make a bong out of him.[/QUOTE] Hahaha.

Just a quick update guys, after snooping around I found the tests that I had been told about. They are "Instalert Saliva strips" or something similar to that, and from what I can see there seems to be a large quantity. Although I can stop for a length of time, if there are enough of these tests to last a good while it comes as a huge inconvenience due to parties and such. Although I know that my parents are planning to randomly test me, and I know that Saliva tests can only trace Marijuana up to 24 hours after usage, it is still difficult to know when they will actually do the test. After searching the internet the only ways to beat the test are to buy commercial products to clean your mouth out. Are there any other ways to make sure that the results show Negative that doesn't involve me ordering off the internet?

your parents are actually going to drug test you?

[QUOTE=joe588;23011151]your parents are actually going to drug test you?[/QUOTE] Aye, it is my Step Fathers idea. To be honest I would understand if I was of a younger age or if they believed I was on something else, but this is rediculous even for his level.

Do what we said before, run away. [QUOTE]If they get angry tell them that you only left because you didn't want to be in a house with unreasonable people who believe misconception and lies over proven facts and try to control what goes into your body. It would be understandable if you were doing a drug that was proven to have damaging effects to the body, but it has been proven time and time again that Marijuana not only isn't harmful at all, but can actually be beneficial in some ways.[/QUOTE]

Dont run away because your parents won't let you smoke weed. Jesus christ

Your parents are absolutely right. Marijuana has been proved to be just as bad as heroin! 1 marijuana stick has 4000 more chemicals in it than a cigarette! Don't let the old fact; "It's natural, so it can't be that bad" fool you! Tobacco is grown and that is the main ingredient in a cigarette, which kills over 400,000 people a year, and marijuana kills over 600,000 people a year! That's over 1,000,000 people a year DEAD due to smoking. They should have been contributing to society by buying an American made car instead of spending all their money on marijuana cigarettes and normal cigarettes! In all seriousness, just stop smoking for a while and let things die down, so your parents trust you, then start up.

[QUOTE=stupid10er;23012481]Your parents are absolutely right. Marijuana has been proved to be just as bad as heroin! 1 marijuana stick has 4000 more chemicals in it than a cigarette! Don't let the old fact; "It's natural, so it can't be that bad" fool you! Tobacco is grown and that is the main ingredient in a cigarette, which kills over 400,000 people a year, and marijuana kills over 600,000 people a year! That's over 1,000,000 people a year DEAD due to smoking. They should have been contributing to society by buying an American made car instead of spending all their money on marijuana cigarettes and normal cigarettes! In all seriousness, just stop smoking for a while and let things die down, so your parents trust you, then start up.[/QUOTE] stupid10er

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