So I'm sitting hear typing this thread out while my cat happily molests my feet, I think it peed a bit. Every damn day I come home this damn cat keeps rubbing his twenty-five inch cat-pen0r against my leg. I'm kinda feeling sorry for it because it got it's balls... [I]Discontinued[/I]. So I'm wondering what I can do for my poor kitty.
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Anyway, it's unplugged the charger for the computer about twelve times, and has just shocked itself. It was kinda funny as it jumped like three feet in the air, bumping it's head on the desk and screeching like a banshee. It then began to viciously paw at the damn plug at which point I had to remove the cat from under the table and put it in my lap, in case the plug decides to kick the cat's ass again.
So things died down a little and I get up for some milk, little do I know the fucker is sleeping on my keyboard. I drink up my milk, feeling tired. I walk lazily to the computer and [I]shut the laptop closed.
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[B][I]My. Fucking. Ears.
[/I][/B]What can I do, my cat is crying, FP.
(Rate heart if you molest cats.)
Do to cat as cat would do to you! Golden rule!
You cats penis is 25 inches.
You deserve a cookie.
Where was that thread with the guy who said his cat fucked him at night
Step on its head and give it to your Chinese neighbors for them to cook.
[QUOTE=adamater;20517024]You cats penis is 25 inches.
You deserve a cock.[/QUOTE]
fixed
your going to die
but seriously be more careful. you should be able to see a cat sleeping on your keyboard.
How does it feel to get raped by a barbed penis?
[QUOTE=Sickle;20516975]keeps rubbing his twenty-five inch cat-pen0r against my leg.[/QUOTE]
...You sure that's a cat?
[img]http://www.doberman-dog-breed-store.com/images/large/leg-bite-sleeve-dog-training-equipment-bite-leg-protection_LRG.jpg[/img]
Both of you win
[QUOTE=Seth2492;20517062]...You sure that's a cat?[/QUOTE]
Well I'm not sure I remember coming over there...
[QUOTE=poryon2;20517037]your going to die
but seriously be more careful. you should be able to see a cat sleeping on your keyboard.[/QUOTE]
I'm sleepy and my cat is black!
Get some lighter fluid.
I don't like hearing a pet owner call their pet "it".
Your cat must be some kind of stud...
[QUOTE=Seth2492;20517062]...You sure that's a cat?[/QUOTE]
Well, It was black so...
:smug:
[QUOTE=Sickle;20517214]Well, It was black so...
:smug:[/QUOTE]
it was a black cat.
I win
:golfclap:
according to my research, it's gonna get tired of fucking you after a while so i think you should let it lose, or let it fuck one of your family members and or friends.
You're still having it easy, don't EVER let it do you on your bed, that's the final stage in which he is dominant over you and rapes you mercilessly.
Edit: I'm writing this as my cat holds a blanket in his mouth on the bed behind me, sucking it dry and humping the bed, all together while looking at me.
I thought cats were here to kill us humans...
I was wrong.
Give the cat a playmate.
[i]If you know what I mean?!?[/i]
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