Edd [Interactive] - General

I decided to take a whack at these interactive comics. I'm still working on mouse writing but I think it's good enough to be in a comic. The character is Edd, you can decide to make him do whatever. [b]Please do not put options such as; "WHIP OUT YOUR COCK!" "PEE ON HIM!"[/b] This is semi-serious AND funny. I just don't want constant bullshit. [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd1.png[/IMG]

Explore the obvious abandoned building behind edd. Probably some homeless people in there.

Search the trashcans

Fuck society.

[QUOTE=LaughingStock;23850594]Fuck society.[/QUOTE] [b]Edd pears around the corner and spots "Society"[/b] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd3.png[/IMG] [b]Edd thinks that he isn't the man for the job, he's more into women. He looks over and see's a sleeping hobo[/b] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd4.png[/IMG] [b]He drops money onto the hobo[/b] [highlight]- $2.15[/highlight] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd5.png[/IMG] [b]Edd tells the hobo to go fuck society[/b] [highlight]- 1 Karma [/highlight] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd6.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd7.png[/IMG] [b]What do you do now?[/b]

Examine the rabbit shaped shadow.

i believe that's a man being raped shadow, but yea, go for it.

[QUOTE=LaughingStock;23857046]Examine the rabbit shaped shadow.[/QUOTE] Hahahaha, it's supposed to be the hobo fucking Society

Walk towards the left, maybe there's a street there.

Kick the hobo in the dick and take your money back.

go help hobo

Get your pants tailored to fit.

Go to the doctor's and ask them to fix your abnormally short legs.

Jump alot

[QUOTE=nightwing;23865188]Kick the hobo in the dick and take your money back.[/QUOTE] [b]You approach the hobo in mid-fuck[/b] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd8.png[/IMG] [b]You use all of your ninja ability and kick him right in the dick![/b] [highlight]- 1 Karma[/highlight] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd9.png[/IMG] [b]The hobo screams: "WHOOWEEEEE!"[/b] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd10.png[/IMG] [b]The hobo hits the ground and pulls out a Python[/b] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd11.png[/IMG] [b]What do you do?[/b]

-snip- (See my next post for suggestion)

What the fuck is a hobo doing with a Python? Also tell the hobo it was an accident :v:

hardly that he is going to take out gun and aim you right when he is suffering biggg pain , ok this is comic , mid-kick again :/

Kick the gun out of his hand and curb stomp his balls.

[QUOTE=nightwing;23874771]Kick the gun out of his hand and curb stomp his balls.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=nightwing;23874771]Kick the gun out of his hand and curb stomp his balls.[/QUOTE] Forget about my old suggestion, do this

Actually, just accept defeat and let him kill you. The story ends here.

Use godmode

[b]Edd uses more ninja ability and kicks the Python out of the hobo's hand[/b] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd12.png[/IMG] [b]Succesful DISARM, Edd approaches the hobo [/b] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd13.png[/IMG] [b]Edd tells the hobo to put his balls on the curb[/b] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd14.png[/IMG] [b]Edd curb stomps his balls[/b] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd15.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd16.png[/IMG] [highlight]+ $2.15 -1 Karma[/highlight] [b]What now?[/b]

Use console and get yourself a fatman, blow up the nearest gas station Then use the money, buy a some gum

Holy fuck. That hobo's penis is that long? He could have been a porn star.

You look like you came from the fruit rollups factory. You should head back there.

Puck up the gun and rob society.

[QUOTE=nightwing;23886412]Puck up the gun and rob society.[/QUOTE]

[b]Edd grabs the Python[/b] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd17.png[/IMG] [b]Edd points the gun at Society and says "GIMME ALL YOUR FUCKIN' MONEY!"[/b] [IMG]http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae166/alextroopr/edd18.png[/IMG] [b]Society hands over $54 [/b][highlight] -1 Karma + $54[/highlight] [b]What do yo do now? He's seen your face, you can take the chance and let him go, but you might have the fuzz on ya[/b] Also sorry for the delay