[img]http://www.hometowncandy.com/ice-breakers-sour-mints-lem.jpg[/img]
See this cocky mothefuckers?
Well, they taste excellent. I bought a good three packs of them last Sunday, and shared them with my friends over the rest of the weekend, but I did eat most of it, at least a whole pack.
Sometimes, the acid in sour candies like to fuck up your mouth and help collect dead skin on the surface with your tongue along with some bacteria shit.
I have to buy a tongue scraper to get rid of all that nasty shit by scraping it all off.
Whether it be from sour candies, eating scalding hot pizza, build up of dead skin, or from some skanky diseases, this will happen to you sometimes in your life. And I hate it when this fucking happens.
TL;DR: My tongue got that that white dead skin coating and fucking ripped off again
[img]http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6277/ewgoddamn.png[/img]
Wait, holy shit, this picture looks like a guy with a mustache and puckered lips
[img]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1024/ewgoddamnwaitisthatphil.png[/img]
what the fuck
i never had this stuff happen to my tounge before
and i love sour candy
So stop eating them?
Toxic Wastes are better
That dead skin coating isn't the same as your tongue melting.
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;25354830]So stop eating them?[/QUOTE]
Yeah no shit
Eeewww....
Dude, that's gross.
[QUOTE=Melkor;25354836]That dead skin coating isn't the same as your tongue melting.[/QUOTE]
It feels so uncomfortable I will make whatever analogy I want
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Wait, holy shit, this picture looks like a guy with a mustache and puckered lips
[img]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1024/ewgoddamnwaitisthatphil.png[/img]
Aw, gross dude.
You kiss your mother with that tongue?
[QUOTE=Handsome Pete;25354845]Yeah no shit[/QUOTE]
You give the impression that you eat them a lot and 'melt' your mouth often.
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;25354891]You give the impression that you eat them a lot and 'melt' your mouth often.[/QUOTE]
First time was when I was 12 and because I didn't brush my teeth for like 4 days
That's it
Awesome OP, I love sour candy as well and this happens occasionaly.
Ahaha oh wow. Trust me, this isn't as bad as eating a [B]WHOLE GODDAMN BARREL[/B] of Toxic Waste candy.
I fucking murdered my tongue for a month.
God damn guys I am so high right now it's not even funny
So that's what that white shit is? :D I always thought it was just my tongue being dumb.
I just noticed that crap on my tongue last night and had no idea what it was.
Thanks OP.
Your tongue is a duckface.
I walk into this thread and the first thing I see is OPs tongue.
[img]http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4895/ohno.gif[/img]
This was my expression.
happened to me once when i ate 1 pot of toxic waste as a dare at school, haven't touched them since that.
Your tongue is now a stereotypical french lover boy. ll it needs is a beret and the transformation is complete. Congratulations.
Once i ate a whole packet of these sour candies called "warheads" they are so sour they hurt after eating just a few, once i got near the end of the pack, my tongue started stinging, but i thought nothing of it and continued eating.
Once i finished the pack i had all these cuts down my tongue. Hurt like shit to eat for a week.
mix icebreakers and mountain dew then consume it. your digestive system will love you forever.
It looks like a pirate to me.
[QUOTE=Handsome Pete;25354807]Wait, holy shit, this picture looks like a guy with a mustache and puckered lips
[img_thumb]http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/1024/ewgoddamnwaitisthatphil.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
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