I know the Constitution hasn't been brought up in a while, so for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, here's a quick Facepunch history lesson.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/kBRMg.png[/img]
([i]Facepunch Then and Now[/i] by Shenanigansen, Page 27)
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ieCx6.png[/img]
([i]Facepunch Then and Now[/i] by Shenanigansen, Page 28)
So without further ado, I present the Facepunch constitution.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/r9S3g.png[/img]
I dropped it in an internet river on the way here and it got kinda soggy. Sorry. We can't really write on it until it dries up, or the paper will rip. Meanwhile, let's discuss the amendment.
Like most Facepunchers, every time I make a thread or 25 posts, I add an 1 equals sign to the shaft of my e-penis. Said shaft is currently 14 equals signs long. Yesterday it was 13, but I made the "tragic story of my life" thread. However, when I opened up my epeen.txt and added another equals sign, here's a screenshot of what happened:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/n1CY5.png[/img]
I had already made my window as big as possible so there was no way to recover the tip if it stayed the current size. I changed the font size to 10 and this is what it looked like.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/A0fmH.png[/img]
It looks smaller, but it is not smaller. Actually, you are just looking at it from farther away. I think this should be noted in the constitution to prevent future misunderstandings. Here is the proposed amendment:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xBHqK.png[/img]
Don't worry, I haven't written on the actual thing yet, it's still drying.
So what do you guys think, worthy amendment?
Sounds good to me
I don't see why not.
You draw pretty pictures.
I fucking love your drawings.
A+
You [i]wish[/i] you could bend me over a barrel
Seems like a fine idea.
A++ thread, would read again
3.
im crying. we are gonna be poor. oh fuck oh fuck i need to email garry and demand a refund
or
Do not pay $999 for gold membership, you are going to be poor.
Hezzy's expression is priceless in first frame :v:.
4. Thou must be on every bandwagon or thou shalt beith shunned
This seems like a reasonable addition.
Oh I've got one.
If Thine Opening Post receives more than 100 Boxes hence thread shall be locked.
Pure Gold.
5. Yo respect the forums no stealing
6. and don't bring religion here, no 3 kings
I approve of this constitution. I hope the mods put this into effect.
Makes sense.
Then it is done? We just gotta wait until the original dries.
[QUOTE=Shenanigansen;22266681]Then it is done? We just gotta wait until the original dries.[/QUOTE]
Good. God those internet rivers eh? Try drying it under a halogen heater, would speed it up
3. this thread is gay
7. GD is not the oify
I love you.
8. General Discussion is not Fast Threads
9. General Discussion is General Discussion.
10. Thou will receive a title worthy of kinds hath your posts been at least 2,000 numbered, and your age greater than two full years.
You are a great poster, I'm not kidding and I die a little inside every time you are banned. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;22266841]7. GD is not the oify[/QUOTE]
7a. Unless you add a 5 to the forum ID.
I don't like these amendments.
Hezzy, did you ever put out that water fire?
11. In the event of a major fire Hezzy is to post a picture of himself making that face.
12. Threads in General Discussion have to have a minimum OP-length of 40 lines excluding pictures.
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