Mr. Wayne found in his Batman Outfit Hanging onto Skyscraper - Polidicks

[quote]DETROIT — A man dressed as Batman was arrested on Wednesday after police in a small Michigan town found him hanging off the side of a building and carrying concealed weapons including a baton and a can of chemical irritant spray. Police in Petoskey, in northwest Michigan, received a call reporting that a man dressed as Batman, a comic book hero and the subject of a number of blockbuster movies, was on the roof of a building in the center of the town of about 6,000 people. Officers found Mark Wayne Williams, 31, hanging off the western wall of the building. They pulled him back onto the roof and found he was carrying the baton, spray and a pair of lead-lined gloves. Williams was charged with several counts of carrying concealed weapons, one count of carrying a gas-ejecting weapon and another count of creating a disturbance, said John Calabrese, public safety chief in Petoskey. "He really didn't offer us any explanation," Calabrese said when asked why Williams was in costume. "Our officers did not interrogate him at any length." Calabrese said it was not the first time Williams has appeared in public in costume. A few years ago, he caught the attention of police by dressing as the Crow, a figure from a graphic novel.[/quote] [url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42998822[/url] Sounds like this guy might be batshit insane.

Wow.

Seems like he was a bit batty.

why the Crow? it's the worst movies ever

Hah, I saw this on the local news last night. I live in Michigan. Here's another fun story regarding Batman. One of my old neighbor's used to work at the emergency room in our town. One night they got probably the most entertaining call of their life. Apparently some man and his wife were doing "roleplaying" night for their sexytime adventures. The wife was tied up naked on the bed and the husband was dressed as a scantily clad Batman. Batman was going to "rescue" her from the bindings so he jumped on a dresser whilst preparing to do so. He jumped and knocked himself out on the ceiling fan in the middle of the bedroom, receiving a pretty severe concussion as well. The wife didn't know what to do so she just started screaming. Apparently the neighbor's heard her and called the police. Imagine what the police thought after busting the door down, walking into the bedroom, and seeing the wife tied up naked on the bed and Batman lying on the ground, bleeding, with a huge boner.

Cool.

[QUOTE=Ca5bah;29781139]Hah, I saw this on the local news last night. I live in Michigan. Here's another fun story regarding Batman. One of my old neighbor's used to work at the emergency room in our town. One night they got probably the most entertaining call of their life. Apparently some man and his wife were doing "roleplaying" night for their sexytime adventures. The wife was tied up naked on the bed and the husband was dressed as a scantily clad Batman. Batman was going to "rescue" her from the bindings so he jumped on a dresser whilst preparing to do so. He jumped and knocked himself out on the ceiling fan in the middle of the bedroom, receiving a pretty severe concussion as well. The wife didn't know what to do so she just started screaming. Apparently the neighbor's heard her and called the police. Imagine what the police thought after busting the door down, walking into the bedroom, and seeing the wife tied up naked on the bed and Batman lying on the ground, bleeding, with a huge boner.[/QUOTE] i'm pretty sure that was on mythbusters

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;29781301]i'm pretty sure that was on mythbusters[/QUOTE] What?

[QUOTE=Ca5bah;29781671]What?[/QUOTE] they tested a myth about how fucked up you'd get from jumping into a ceiling fan the basis behind the myth was explained, and it was pretty much how you described it, but a bit less graphic

I'm batmannnnnnn

[QUOTE=Jimpy;29781095][url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42998822[/url] Sounds like this guy might be [b][i]batshit[/b][/i] insane.[/QUOTE]

Nanananana

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;29781301]i'm pretty sure that was on mythbusters[/QUOTE] Really now? Mythbusters sounds pretty hot now

He must've been bat shit insane to try that.

I couldn't laugh any harder

will the real batman please stand up?

[QUOTE=Frisk;29781958]Really now? Mythbusters sounds pretty hot now[/QUOTE] Im pretty sure they were just testing if humans can have their heads chopped off by fans.

[QUOTE=Jimpy;29781095][url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42998822[/url] Sounds like this guy might be batshit insane.[/QUOTE] omg... I live in Detroit. I'm dead serious, about 7 years ago I saw a homeless man in front of the Fox Theater dressed as Batman... And my friends father, who is an artist, ended up painting a caricature of him because we thought it was so funny

[QUOTE=Ca5bah;29781139]Hah, I saw this on the local news last night. I live in Michigan. Here's another fun story regarding Batman. One of my old neighbor's used to work at the emergency room in our town. One night they got probably the most entertaining call of their life. Apparently some man and his wife were doing "roleplaying" night for their sexytime adventures. The wife was tied up naked on the bed and the husband was dressed as a scantily clad Batman. Batman was going to "rescue" her from the bindings so he jumped on a dresser whilst preparing to do so. He jumped and knocked himself out on the ceiling fan in the middle of the bedroom, receiving a pretty severe concussion as well. The wife didn't know what to do so she just started screaming. Apparently the neighbor's heard her and called the police. Imagine what the police thought after busting the door down, walking into the bedroom, and seeing the wife tied up naked on the bed and Batman lying on the ground, bleeding, with a huge boner.[/QUOTE] That's a widely spread urban legend. The superhero always varies, but the general idea is always the same. [b]Edit:[/b] [url]http://snopes.com/risque/kinky/hero.asp[/url]

Armed? He had a fucking baton!

[QUOTE=Motoko Kusanagi;29797226]Armed? He had a fucking baton![/QUOTE] Just a 'baton'? [quote]carrying concealed weapons including a [B][I]bat[/I][/B]on and a can of chemical irritant spray...[/quote] IT WAS A BAT-ON

Holy kindergarten batman!

I live in metro Detroit area. Around my town a guy owned a vintage Batmobile from the old TV show. The one with the jet engine, although the jet engine didn't work. It was a pretty cool car, it's gone now though.

the man in question [IMG]http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Sections/NEWS/A_U.S.%20news/Weird%20news/Petoskey%20Batman.grid-7x2.jpg[/img]

He's the hero Detroit deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Damn it psychopath

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I could just imagine the questions the police were asking. "Sir, why were you up there? And why were you carrying a baton and chemical spray?" "[b]I'M BATMAN.[/b]"

[QUOTE=Jimpy;29781095][url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42998822[/url] Sounds like this guy might be batshit insane.[/QUOTE] More like apeshit