It all started on a very sunny day. I was 12 at the time. No not really. I was 6. I felt that nothing could get better. Oh did I mention, it was the day after Christmas. Snow was ground, people outside laughing, running, playing, having a good time ya know? We were in the car, I had a chihuahua. Her name, Jalapeño. My dad was on his cell phone while driving, back then it was a big deal but after what happened, it became, a big deal.
My dad hit a tree. My mom sitting in the front seat hit her head where the air bag is supposed to come out. Air bag never came out. She fell unconscious while her head was still on the air bag place. The air bag place exploded, my moms head flew bad and split her neck. Blood start gushing out as my dad regained consciousnesses. He saw my mom bleeding, and try to save her.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Car_crash_1.jpg[/img]
And then a pick up truck came, and slammed into the same tree. The driver flew out the window into ours and hit my dad at 110 mph. Now I didn't see any of this, but Jalapeño did.She try to save me. She opened the door, grabbed my legs and dragged me out of car. Jalapeño called the hospital. At the hospital the doctor told me that my parents were ok, and that they'll be fine. Jalapeño was so happy, he began barking and dancing in circles. ya know like chihuahuas. I went to the vending machine to get a bag of cheetos, but the bag got stuck as it was being vended. Jalapeño knew I wanted those cheetos, bad. He went inside the vending machine, climbing it, going towards the cheetos. As he was biting the top of the bag, he got stuck. I don't know what happened, but it seemed like the machine realized that it didn't give me my cheetos, and started to vend again. I heard Jalapeño scream as her insides were screwed into death. Her upper and lower body were separated, and she died. I felt so sad.
The doctor came out again, he told me he was so sorry about my dog.
"However" he said, "remember when I said your parents were still alive? They were, but the medicine we gave them, gave them an allergic reaction. First it was your dad, he ended up exploding. Everywhere blood. His liver, look like if some ate it, shit it out, stepped on it, ate again, and then exploded. We then knew, your Mom was next. But she was fine, until a big dinosaur grabbed her, chewed her up, shit her out, and then she exploded."
It was the worse day of my life.
But, I got new chihuahua, his name is Habanero. And I love him.
[img]http://www.smalldoghumane.org/images/dogs/Artuzzi.jpg[/img]
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First image result on "car crash into tree" is the the one in OP
Troll confirmed, report and move on
Fake and gay
Ban OP lock thread
[QUOTE=beanhead;29940687]First image result on "car crash into tree" is the the one in OP
Troll confirmed, report and move on[/QUOTE]
No shit sherlock, did you even read the thread?
[editline]20th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=NOD Engineer;29940689]Is it only me thinking that this is a bit fake?[/QUOTE]
No a dinosaur really ate his mom
[QUOTE=NOD Engineer;29940689]Is it only me thinking that this is a bit fake?[/QUOTE]
no this happened i was there
[QUOTE=beanhead;29940687]First image result on "car crash into tree" is the the one in OP
Troll confirmed, report and move on[/QUOTE]
That was your first clue and not the fact that a chihuahua called emergency services?
My fucking god that picture is taking YEARS to load
[QUOTE=RichardCQ;29940706]That was your first clue and not the fact that a chihuahua called emergency services?[/QUOTE]
No i just wanted to say that to make my self feel good inside and make myself feel i have a purpose
[QUOTE=NOD Engineer;29940689]Fake and gay
Ban OP lock thread[/QUOTE]
RWJ is dumb. Don't watch it, let alone steal (gay) shit he says.
Op is a shitty troll
Ralph is that you?
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