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[quote]A Jupiter man was arrested for throwing a live alligator into a Wendy’s restaurant drive-through east of Loxahatchee, [URL="http://www.wptv.com/news/region-c-palm-beach-county/loxahatchee-acreage/man-accused-of-tossing-gator-into-wendys-drive-thru-window"]according to our news partners at WPTV News Channel 5.
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Joshua James, 23, was charged with [B]aggravated assault with a deadly weapon[/B], illegally killing, possessing or capturing an alligator, and second-degree larceny petit theft, according to the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office.
He has not been released on bail as of Monday afternoon. WPTV reports that the incident occurred in October, but James had only been arrested recently by U.S. Marshals.
Officials with Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission told WPTV that James pulled up for his order, and after a server handed a drink and turned around, James tossed the 3 1/2-foot gator into the drive-through window.
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I hope the gator is okay. Fucking Floridians, man.
poor gator.
Poor gator. Good sized one too.
He came all the way from Jupiter and didn't think to stop over in Australia to get a Crocodile instead of an Alligator. Alligators are small time.
[QUOTE=helifreak;49702611]He came all the way from Jupiter and didn't think to stop over in Australia to get a Crocodile instead of an Alligator. Alligators are small time.[/QUOTE]
Florida has both.
[QUOTE=vamper;49703063]Florida has both.[/QUOTE]
It also has a overly healthy population of Burmese Pythons thanks to an exotic pet warehouse that got destroyed by a hurricane and idiots releasing them.
It also actually has feral monkey colonies.
Not surprised one bit.
[QUOTE=The Duke;49703327]It also actually has feral monkey colonies.[/QUOTE]
And these poisonous fuckers
[IMG]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C2-fLftVALQ/hqdefault.jpg[/IMG]
Fl is like the Australia of the US.
That poor thing. I hope it ended up alright.
How the fuck do you just grab an Alligator like that while in your car and whip it through the drive-thru window? Is it sitting in the fucking passenger seat or something?
[QUOTE=nox;49703373]And these poisonous fuckers
[IMG]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C2-fLftVALQ/hqdefault.jpg[/IMG]
Fl is like the Australia of the US.[/QUOTE]
fuck toads
also fyi it's illegal to 'release them into the wild' even if you just caught one from the wild. this is the state's way of mandating that you are supposed to kill them on-sight. :v:
[QUOTE=pentium;49703394]How the fuck do you just grab an Alligator like that while in your car and whip it through the drive-thru window? Is it sitting in the fucking passenger seat or something?[/QUOTE]
From my experience working with gators, they really just don't give a damn. It probably was just sitting in the passenger seat not giving a fuck.
Poor thing was only 3 1/2feet long.
[QUOTE=nox;49703373]And these poisonous fuckers
[IMG]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C2-fLftVALQ/hqdefault.jpg[/IMG]
Fl is like the Australia of the US.[/QUOTE]
That toad looks pissed as fuck.
Alligators themselves are adorable lazy bastards that do nothing but swim and sleep and eat fish,
most attacks are caused by people who leave there gates open and it eats there pet or think to swim with them even then alligators mostly just want to be left alone.
Hell there is a lake full of them down my street and there has been no attacks sense i have been here.
Now Florida crocs are different story all together avoid them.
[QUOTE=nox;49703373]And these poisonous fuckers
[IMG]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C2-fLftVALQ/hqdefault.jpg[/IMG]
Fl is like the Australia of the US.[/QUOTE]
damn that toad looks hardcore
Obligatory - Its just a prank bro.
Though I guess his mother already took that spot, my god she loves that word
Found a reenactment of the crime.
[video=youtube;gXYfnWRp1Q0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0[/video]
dude just chucked a gator what the fuck is next
"Man throws full grown Black Bear at parking attendant half way through argument"
The more I hear about Florida, the less I want to go there
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;49704869]The more I hear about Florida, the less I want to go there[/QUOTE]
We have some nice state parks but I can't think of anything else
[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;49704960]We have some nice state parks but I can't think of anything else[/QUOTE]
Gator throwing contests?
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;49704869]The more I hear about Florida, the less I want to go there[/QUOTE]
Trust me, you're not missing a thing.
First thing I do in the morning is check my back porch for gators, front porch for giant wasps and under my car for pylons. Then I have a nice walk in the grass, granted, if it isn't infested with fire ants (it always is). Then after choking on a swarm of love bugs (aw, 'tis the season), I enjoy a lovely ride to work, competing for road space with living fossils, praying to God today isn't the day one slams into me at mach 5 or I get bowled over by a guy that jacked his pick-up truck 10 feet high. And when I'm not driving like my life is depending on it, I'm sitting at a 4 minute red light or waiting for sand hill cranes to cross the street because they know they're protected species.
What were we talking about again? Oh right, yeah I can believe he threw a gator through a window. This our accepted norm now. At least the gator was ok.
I really do love this state.
Why would you be so mean to these cuties?
[t]http://i.imgur.com/JveKU.png[/t]
[QUOTE=pentium;49703394]How the fuck do you just grab an Alligator like that while in your car and whip it through the drive-thru window? Is it sitting in the fucking passenger seat or something?[/QUOTE]
Many Floridians carry an alligator, either concealed or in the open. After all, the only thing that stops a bad guy with an alligator is a good guy with an alligator.
[editline]9th February 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;49709979]Trust me, you're not missing a thing.
First thing I do in the morning is check my back porch for gators, front porch for giant wasps and under my car for pylons. Then I have a nice walk in the grass, granted, if it isn't infested with fire ants (it always is). Then after choking on a swarm of love bugs (aw, 'tis the season), I enjoy a lovely ride to work, competing for road space with living fossils, praying to God today isn't the day one slams into me at mach 5 or I get bowled over by a guy that jacked his pick-up truck 10 feet high. And when I'm not driving like my life is depending on it, I'm sitting at a 4 minute red light or waiting for sand hill cranes to cross the street because they know they're protected species.
What were we talking about again? Oh right, yeah I can believe he threw a gator through a window. This our accepted norm now. At least the gator was ok.[/QUOTE]
I read this initially and thought it was exaggerating but the more I think of each segment the more I really agree with it. Especially the Sand Hill Cranes. Cheeky cunts know what they are doing.
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