Lady Gaga: I don't have much sex because people will take my creativity through my vagina - Polidicks

[url]http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/nude_looks_like_lady_0O7qhyfxyMA3ozNJHkwKSK[/url] [release]Stripped of all of her outlandish accoutrements, Lady Gaga gets down to her bare essence in the pages of Vanity Fair. She tells the magazine’s September issue, due to hit newsstands on Wednesday, that she keeps her creative mojo going by avoiding sex. “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone, they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina,” says Gaga, who appears on the cover. The 24-year-old pop star also admits that, yes, she was drunk during her infamous appearances at Citi Field (where she flipped off Met fans) and Yankee Stadium (where she crashed the clubhouse). But she’s unapologetic, saying, “My real fans know who I truly am ... my music and my performance is what really speaks.”[/release] :wtc:

She's so fucked up, it's awesome. :fuckyou: You know "Telephone"? It's about how a voice in her head keeps telling her to make music so she can't relax and go clubbing

She acts differently when she's horny? Makes sense I guess.

Bitch shouldn't have photographs taken of her, doesn't she know it removes her soul?

So sex could transfer her creativity??? What happens when she bleeds?

So [i]that's[/i] where her creativity is. God damn.

[QUOTE=Gaga Lady Gaga]But she’s unapologetic, saying, “My real fans know who I truly am ... my music and my performance is what really speaks.”[/QUOTE] Another way of saying "I (try to) sing, so therefore I can do what I want".

She is soooo weird, it's cool.

I think her music sucks.

I want to hump her.

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Elaine got really dumb by not having sex, and George got really smart by avoiding it. Maybe Lady Gaga is a man.

[QUOTE=Storebror;23784834]I think her music sucks.[/QUOTE] I dont mind her music.

Wow. What a weird statement.

[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;23784864]This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Elaine got really dumb by not having sex, and George got really smart by avoiding it. Maybe Lady Gaga is a man.[/QUOTE] Nah, she's just a tranny. I thought this had been established a long time ago.

There can be only one. If you tap that, you gain her soul.

Hahaha what the fuck.

I'm going to fuck the creativity right out of her. Then she can suck and swallow it back.

[QUOTE=NO ONE;23784943]I'm going to fuck the creativity right out of her. Then she can suck and swallow it back.[/QUOTE] You're fucking cum out of her?

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;23784910]Nah, she's just a tranny. I thought this had been established a long time ago.[/QUOTE] no she isn't

She sounds like some ancient mystic. :v:

This is fucking hilarious :v:

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;23784759]So sex could transfer her creativity??? What happens when she bleeds?[/QUOTE] She uses it to finger paint Am I referring to creativity or something else? :ssh:

she can still give blowjobs so no loss

i doubt highly she meant for people to take that literally she is going through some weird shit with her ex boyfriend; he's trying to get half of her money because he claimed he helped her write all the songs and shit

[QUOTE=Tea;23784858]I want to hump her.[/QUOTE] Like you wanted to slap that horse's thigh? :v:

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;23784910]Nah, she's just a tranny. I thought this had been established a long time ago.[/QUOTE] That was a rumor that she probably started herself. It's also parodied in her Telephone music video.

Ripping off Madonna isn't creative

He's not ripping off Madonna it took a lot of creativity for him to disguise his enormous cock in the video for Telephone.

i have a creativity pump ;)

Interesting theory. So, according to this, I can use my cock as a creativity hoover if I fuck pussies of creative people with it...?