I have officially found the worlds most hillarious and disgusting fan fiction collection.

[CommanderMayhem]

As some of you may know, on the super freaking Awesome blog ToplessRobot, every friday they um... Comment on a fanfiction.

And there is one writer. ComicsNix. Who writes the funniest fan fiction ever.
But not on purpose.
You see, these are stories of romance. With wonderfull spelling errors and dialogue that's just... Amazing.
No. These stories are genius. Optimus Prime Fucks Princess Leia? You know it. Robocop does Batman? Count me in!

Shrek fucks Wonder woman? OH BOY!

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/fan_fiction_friday_optimus_prime_and_princess_leia.php[/url]
Optimus Fucks Leia. OH YEAH

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_grey.php[/url]
[highlight]THE ABOVE STORY STOLE ALL MY INNOCENCE. JUST A HEADS UP[/highlight]
Wolverine does Jean Grey. But that's now why it's batshit insane.

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_batman_and_robocop_in_the_day_t.php[/url]
Batman Does RoboCop. OH YEAH

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/10/fan_fiction_friday_wonder_woman_and_shrek_in_love.php[/url]
Shrek does Wonder woman. OH YEAH

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/04/fan_fiction_friday_inspector_gadget_and_superman_i.php[/url]

Superman and inspector gadget... No. That one doesn't even make sense.

Read them. I dare you.

[WeekendWarrior]

Was expecting Bioware Social Network.

[Destroyertf]

why does this even exist

who reads this

[NecroBiologist]

[QUOTE=Destroyertf;27567714]why does this even exist

who reads this[/QUOTE]

On my old Teamspeak channel I used to narrate these fanfictions for the rest of the regulars.

I will never be the same again, and neither will they. Also, you forgot the fanfiction with Arthur and the BBQ sauce, that one was by far one of the worst.

[CommanderMayhem]

[QUOTE=NecroBiologist;27567790]On my old Teamspeak channel I used to narrate these fanfictions for the rest of the regulars.

I will never be the same again, and neither will they. Also, you forgot the fanfiction with Arthur and the BBQ sauce, that one was by far one of the worst.[/QUOTE]

I refuse to believe that one exists. I used to watch Arthur FFS.

[hakusaro]

You forgot [url=http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/]this.[/url]

[pollyzoid]

You missed the last p in .php in the Wolverine link :3:

[url]http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_grey.php[/url]

[Tim Henson]

I'm submitting these for [url=distortedview.com/show]Sextastic Tuesday[/url].

[NecroBiologist]

[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;27567827]I refuse to believe that one exists. I used to watch Arthur FFS.[/QUOTE]

Oh believe me, it exists.

And it's as horrible as you could imagine it. Quick info: involves Buster, Brain, and Arthur on a farm.

That is all.

[Pretiacruento]

[I]*reads one of the links*[/I]
[quote][B]A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place.[/B][/quote]
[tab]There's only so much a man can take. I'm outta here.[/tab][img]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1238584287_seinfeld_had_enough.gif[/img]

[Hotline]

[quote=Shrek Fanfiction]"An ogre, are you going to eat me?"

"No, I'm a good ogre, I only eat meat and my wife's ass."[/quote]

:v:

[CommanderMayhem]

[QUOTE=NecroBiologist;27568007]Oh believe me, it exists.

And it's as horrible as you could imagine it. Quick info: involves Buster, Brain, and Arthur on a farm.

That is all.[/QUOTE]

And they rape arthur, and then have sex in the bathtub.

I read it.

I cried.

[NecroBiologist]

[QUOTE=CommanderMayhem;27568065]And they rape arthur, and then have sex in the bathtub.

I read it.

I cried.[/QUOTE]

You poor, poor soul.

That is something I wouldn't have made anyone read ever. Sometimes I wonder how the people who write these things can live with the ideas in their heads.

Also, if the name ComicsNix isn't infamous by now, WHAT WILL IT TAKE OH GOD

[The mouse]

Too bad there's no good character combos there :v:

[evilweazel]

And then the Romance scenes for ME3 were decided.

[Tools]

[quote]"What are you doing here Shrek?"

"Oh, I'm just looking how are you passing your night."

"Oh Shrek, I think I cannot sleep, this shit is incomodating me."

"Oh, what a shame. Why don't you let me fuck you?"[/quote]

:quagmire:

[Bytecry]

[QUOTE=Tools;27568452]:quagmire:[/QUOTE]

if only it were that simple.

[Number-41]

[quote] R2 was shaking and freightened. Optimus anal cavity was dark and moist, had some loose wires and was rusting from inside. He started to think sex was not made to coward robots like him.

"Don't be afraid" said Optimus to R2 "I'll help you!" and Optimus bowels lights got on. Everything wwas iluminated and R2 really saw what it really was. A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place. A camera apppeared from a wall and photographed R2-D2, and immediatelly put a portrait of him on a the bowel wall.[/quote]

:v: :v: :v:

[Cheesesack]

Oh man, the bit where R2-D2 goes into Prime's ass and it's filled with portraits...what the fuck? I mean, seriosuly, what the fuck?

[Itsjustguy]

[quote=weekendwarrior;27567694]was expecting bioware social network.[/quote]

oh snapers !

[DainBramageStud]

can we submit requests

[evilweazel]

[quote]"Allright!" said Jabba to Optimus from the microphone "my engineers are going to adapt this organic penis at your crotch. This will give somethnig more consitent in terms of action to our marvellous costumers." and a couple of alien men went and started to addaptate the strange alien penis to Prime's body.

Are you ready for this? No. You're not. But it's happening anyways.

That penis was the property of a long dead alien. Jar Jar Binks to be more exact.[/quote]

[img]http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8287/fuckfr.gif[/img]

[GreenLeaf]

[QUOTE=nicatronTg;27567949]You forgot [url=http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/]this.[/url][/QUOTE]

It's easier to bare through if you have someone else read it to you!

[url]http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/15170-ep012a[/url]

[Gmod_Fan77]

[QUOTE=Cheesesack;27568564]R2-D2 goes into Prime's ass and it's filled with portraits[/QUOTE]

:wtc:

[chaoslink23]

And with that every last ounce of humanity was ripped out of me violently.

[Ray-The-Sun]

[QUOTE=nicatronTg;27567949]You forgot [url=http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/]this.[/url][/QUOTE]
Pfft. [I]Amateur.[/I]

[ElectronicG19]

[QUOTE=NecroBiologist;27567790]On my old Teamspeak channel I used to narrate these fanfictions for the rest of the regulars.

I will never be the same again, and neither will they. Also, you forgot the fanfiction with Arthur and the BBQ sauce, that one was by far one of the worst.[/QUOTE]
Jesus fucking christ, I remember. Fuck those were bad days.

[Makrin]

Dear God this is awful! Uh...what was that about Arthur and BBQ sauce?

[BuffaloBill]

This is awesome. I am literally in tears with laughter, holy fuck.

[ElectronicG19]

[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;27569017]Dear God this is awful! Uh...what was that about Arthur and BBQ sauce?[/QUOTE]
You seriously don't want to know.