Deez Nuts for President 2016

[343N]

[hd]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KptUR2a3zY[/hd]

[quote]News broke this week that an independent presidential candidate going by the name of "Deez Nuts" is polling at 9 percent in the latest PPP poll from North Carolina — after posting similar numbers in PPP polls of Minnesota (8 percent) and Iowa (7 percent). According to a Federal Elections Commission filing, Mr. Nuts hails from Wallingford, Iowa. An email address on the website deeznutsforpresident2016.yolasite.com led Rolling Stone to a person who purports to be the suddenly famous Mr. Nuts, and answered our questions in writing. (He declined to speak to Rolling Stone over the phone.)
If the candidate's platform — for balanced budgets, against illegal immigration, for gay marriage, against oil subsidies — seems a little thin, well ... cut the kid some slack, America. [/quote]
[url]http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/meet-deez-nuts-the-teen-presidential-candidate-punking-america-20150819[/url]

[editline]20th August 2015[/editline]

i love the guy in the background of the video just going "no, oh no"

[EmperorScorpious]

He has my vote.

[croguy]

You know it's bad when even most republicans aren't able to compete with Deez Nuts.

[Silence]

We are going to need a larger military to handle his foreign relations policies.....

[Bradyns]

I am surprised this wasn't posted on here sooner, it has been on both my FB and twitter feeds all day.

Also,

[I]POTUS.... more like PENIS![/I]

[TheTalon]

More Americans vote for American Idol than the president and a kid as a joke registered as 'Deez Nuts' has almost 10% in multiple states.

Shows you really what we're like, doesn't it

[dannass]

[QUOTE=TheTalon;48500438]More Americans vote for American Idol than the president and a kid as a joke registered as 'Deez Nuts' has almost 10% in multiple states.

Shows you really what we're like, doesn't it[/QUOTE]
I thought it was bad enough that a reality-TV star is actually winning the presidential race.

Seriously, that's so fucked up.

[dai]

I'd bet this is just going to show how easy it is to rig these polls, maybe get trump called out if it's found he's paying to keep his numbers up

[Perfumly]

The best prank in the world would to get either trump or deez nuts elected as president

the prank millennials were BORN to do.

It's just a prank bro

[DokVis]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;48501727]The best prank in the world would to get either trump or deez nuts elected as president

the prank millennials were BORN to do.

It's just a prank bro[/QUOTE]

Nukes Canada, "its just a prank, brah"

[Perfumly]

[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;48502308]Nukes Canada, "its just a prank, brah"[/QUOTE]

yooooooo look at that prank!

[JesterUK]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k02bFPCBZsQ[/media]

[dai]

[img]http://41.media.tumblr.com/19b0ccc0b040d995261eacc0ec87fc8e/tumblr_ntc73xh2Yw1qzaoamo1_1280.jpg[/img]

[img]http://36.media.tumblr.com/840b0b78e2df0fc6f3c68d6476607080/tumblr_inline_ntc7rzwvGF1s7qk85_500.png[/img]

[Killer Monkey]

Im pretty sure this is /pol/s doing

[Coolgame8013]

He already got caught..

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nBRlC5t.png[/IMG]

[Awaken90125]

[url]http://www.cc.com/video-clips/jszo0s/the-sarah-silverman-program-may-kadoody-today-[/url]
Comes to mind

[Mr. Someguy]

[QUOTE=343N;48500293]i love the guy in the background of the video just going "no, oh no"[/QUOTE]

I hope the reporter doesn't get in trouble, judging by the "no" guy's reaction.

[beanhead]

The radio was talking about "Deez nuts" in the car with my grandma.....

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=usaokay;48504318]That kid is going to be fucking legendary when he goes back to high school.[/QUOTE]

"What did you do this summer"

"got 10% of the vote for president before being ratted out as being 15"

[ferrous]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OEbhtXD.jpg?1[/IMG]

[hakkoru]

HAH, GOTTEM

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=ferrus;48510103][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OEbhtXD.jpg?1[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Officially a better campaign than Vermin Supreme