• Golfer gets arm torn off by alligator...
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[release][b]Fri Oct 9, 11:16 AM By The Associated Press BEAUFORT, S.C. - Officials say an alligator bit off part of a golfer's arm as he leaned over to pick up his ball at a private course. The man, who is in his 70s, was retrieving his ball from a pond when the 10-foot (3-meter) alligator bit him at Ocean Creek Golf Course in Beaufort County. The gator pulled the golfer into the pond and ripped off his arm in the struggle. His golf partners were able to free him. Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached. The man has not been identified. He was being treated at the Medical University of South Carolina, but officials there would not release any information about him. A call to the golf course was not immediately returned.[/b][/release] Must have been scary as fuck. Oh and painful. Source - [url]http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/091009/koddities/us_gator_bites_golfer[/url]
Well, I guess the now-ampu[i]tee[/i] has to [i]putt[/i] off the golfing :smile: [img]http://s285.photobucket.com/albums/ll43/myknsj/th_d34fc96f.gif[/img] Can't fucking think of any news puns
Now that's what I call a [i]water hazard[/i].
Ha! I thought you said Gofer. [img]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-6/739307/gofer3.gif[/img]
:iia:
Pictures?
Gotta watch out for those water haz- [b][i]FUCK.[/i][/b]
[QUOTE=cameleot;17786855]Pictures?[/QUOTE] Read the last few sentences. [i]'Would not release any information about him.'[/i]
When his family got the news, I bet they were completely [i]disarmed[/i].
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/59/195959412_21dcc70972.jpg[/img] [b][i][u]Shit[/u][/i][/b]
Wasn't there an incident like this a couple years back? Grammar Nazis.
Good, Golf is a shitty "sport" anyway.
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9nGB25h4RXM/SoHFy4ejmAI/AAAAAAAAAEI/IIWPZ2RKXUA/s320/gilm083.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=TAU!;17786944]Good, Golf is a shitty "sport" anyway.[/QUOTE] Old people gotta have some fun too.
This thread is gonna be full of happy gilmore references Did the gator have one eye?
[QUOTE=L0LIMB0RED;17786960][img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9nGB25h4RXM/SoHFy4ejmAI/AAAAAAAAAEI/IIWPZ2RKXUA/s320/gilm083.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/shooter38vv.jpg[/img] I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
oh god i lol'd
[quote]Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.[/quote] They probably just used that as an excuse to sell the skin. "A partially digested severed arm can totally be reattached, guys! :downs:"
"darn it i cant beleive i shanked the ball in the pon-OMG AHHHHIGHIEFN GOJ HOLYFA
Sounds like his life is [i]in the rough[/i]
[QUOTE=trogdor6666;17787073]They probably just used that as an excuse to sell the skin. "A partially digested severed arm can totally be reattached, guys! :downs:"[/QUOTE] fuck that I'd want a cool robo arm that shoots missles so next time that alligator bites me he'll be eating missles motherfucker [editline]02:22AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Chris Parks;17787438]Sounds like his life is [i]in the rough[/i][/QUOTE] I don't get it.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;17787455]I don't get it.[/QUOTE] The "rough" is the unkempt grass off the fairway or green.
Did he play through?
He grabbed the wrong club
Poor Guy, i hope they can reattach it.
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[QUOTE=Neckbeard;17787802]The "rough" is the unkempt grass off the fairway or green.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I didn't think that one through. HAVE A FUNNY Actually have a few more [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/emoticon_tongue.png[/img] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/emoticon_tongue.png[/img] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/emoticon_tongue.png[/img] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/emoticon_tongue.png[/img] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/emoticon_tongue.png[/img]
[QUOTE=CivilProtection;17787016][img]http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/shooter38vv.jpg[/img] I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.topnews.in/files/Adam-Sandler.jpg[/img] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Maybe they'll give him the gator's head. [img]http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=tbn&q=http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpp4bxLD2r1qziyd9o1_500.png&usg=AFQjCNGk0SawAAdALwPWgbq5Mw5hMBrGxA[/img]
[QUOTE=usaokay;17786788][img]http://ja3143.k12.sd.us/images/happy%20gilmore%20movie.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I thought of the exact same thing.
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