Hey, so today I was showering when just above my dick area I noticed a raised bump. I can't resist squeezing things, so I squeezed until said raised area popped and so much fucking pus began to pour out of it... Then the area around the bump began to get darker and darker and now there's a black/purple area on my crotch. Is it.. a bruise or is my dick eventually going to rot off? I'm fucking serious. I'm scared facepunch. :ohdear:
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Your dick is gonna melt off. Congratulations.
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Most likely the squeezing caused a blood blister to form.
that's what you get when you fuck corpses.
The Fp docters will be in soon.
hmm.... lets see. ever heard of a doctor?
i would look it up asap if i were you.
you's gonna be a zombie.
I love these kinds of posts and threads (and discussions with others IRL or via the internet) because the OP makes them in a panic thinking it's a perfectly rational thing to do and then looks back later and thinks "oh god, why the [i]fuck[/i] did I post that?"
I am sure our Community's esteemed medical knowledge will help you.
You just popped one of your balls. Great job.
[QUOTE=The Winner;22016733]You just popped one of your balls. Great job.[/QUOTE]
Why would you have pus in your balls :byodood:
[QUOTE=larrylumpy;22016808]Why would you have pus in your balls :byodood:[/QUOTE]
that ain't pus, boy
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;22016858]that ain't pus, boy[/QUOTE]
Says who :smug:
It's an abscess.
wash your dick fuck
I'm a doctor and your dick is falling off.
[QUOTE=noctune9;22016902]It's an abscess.[/QUOTE]
This man speaks the truth
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