The land of naked woman and the sight of sight of flying alligators
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TLONWATSOSOFA is a love story between a woman and an alligator. A woman is pushed into a lake where she meets a friendly alligator. Everyday she visits the alligator and they become closer and closer. Until one day where the big bad Steve Irwin has to come and take him away. The woman is forces to find her loved alligator.
[sp]The woman travels to Steve Irwin's house in Aussie land. When she reaches her destination she finds out that Steve Irwin is raping her alligator, not only did he rape that alligator, but he did to other ones too. She sneaks into his kitchen to grab a knife and proceeds to go upstairs to brutally kill Steve Irwin. The alligator and the woman fly back American land and they get married and live happily ever after.
NEVER TRUST STEVE IRWIN[/sp]
There are other stories in this book, but I do not want to spoil them all so you should go to Barnes and Nobles to get it. Thank you for reading!!!
:siren:if you think this book sucks you can :vd::siren:
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Okay.
That "alligator" looks like a penis.
[QUOTE=trutelz;15969539]That alligator looks like a penis.[/QUOTE]
shut up gay face
Uh.. okay.
Cool story bro
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I think the author has fantasies about raping alligators, yes?
This is one strange piece of literature...
:whoptc:
[QUOTE=BURG;15969558]I think the author has fantasies about raping alligators, yes?
This is one strange piece of literature...
:whoptc:[/QUOTE]
his writing style is perfect
What is this I don't even
[QUOTE=BURG;15969558]I think the author has fantasies about raping alligators, yes?
This is one strange piece of literature...
:whoptc:[/QUOTE]
Your avatar makes me uncomfortable.
What the fuck.
I read this, 9.5/10
This story deserves an award.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;15969631]This story deserves an award.[/QUOTE]
i think so too
This should be a movie.
[QUOTE=poryon2;15969641]This should be a movie.[/QUOTE]
michael bay should direct it
Quite a fantastic piece of literature :sax:
[QUOTE=efifteen;15969654]michael bay should direct it[/QUOTE]
Nah, this is more like something for Uwe Boll, I think.
[QUOTE=kevlar jens;15969662]Quite a fantastic piece of literature :sax:[/QUOTE]
yes the author's writing style, in my opinion, is very good.
Who cares about the writing style? It's still a completely stupid book.
[QUOTE=Doriol;15969722]Who cares about the writing style? It's still a completely stupid book.[/QUOTE]
shut up stupid face.
Hey shibby, welcome back!
[QUOTE=PrismatexV3;15969755]Hey shibby, welcome back![/QUOTE]
hi
:wmwink:
i wonder how many page can you write about this story
[QUOTE=ProgramFiles;15969827]i wonder how many page can you write about this story[/QUOTE]
do you want book
I do. This book sounds better than Harry Potter and Twilight combined!
[quote=poryon2;15969931]i do. This book sounds better than harry potter and twilight combined![/quote]
$125.99
[QUOTE=trutelz;15969539]That "alligator" looks like a penis.[/QUOTE]
Thats not what my dick looks like, everything ok "down there" for ya?!
OK fss someone give me a screenshot of the book i am too dumb to know if it really exist or not.
Illogical! Steve Irwin was the [b]crocodile[/b] hunter.
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