• Machete (2010)
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[b]MACHETE[/b] [img]http://patrickwillems.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/machete-robert-rodriguez-poster.jpg[/img] [u]Year[/u]: 2010 [u]Director[/u]: Robert Rodriguez, Ethan Maniquis [u]Writers[/u]: Robert Rodriguez [u]IMDB[/u]: [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/]Link[/url] [b][i]The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren't you![/i][/b] [u]Trailer[/u] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R10ljA0-sHs[/media] [U]New Trailer[/U] (thx postal!) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnOczvV5Arc[/media] [U]And another trailer[/U] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V62G1ANJpk[/media] [u]Cast[/u] Danny Trejo ... Machete Michelle Rodriguez ... Luz Jessica Alba ... Sartana [b]Robert De Niro[/b] ... Senator McLaughlin Lindsay Lohan ... April Benz Cheech Marin ... Padre Benito del TorO Jeff Fahey ... Michael Benz [b]Steven Seagal[/b] ... Torrez Don Johnson ... Lt. Stillman Cheryl Chin ... Torrez's Henchwoman Electra Avellan ... Nurse Mona Elise Avellan ... Sexy Nurse #2 Rose McGowan ... Cherry Darling <-- :fappery: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stop for a second and read those 2 names in bold letters. ROBERT DE NIRO AND STEVEN SEAGAL, BOTH IN ONE MOVIE! Plus, Don Johnson! This movie has "Awesome" written all over it! Discuss!
Jesus Christ that release date is so far away for the USA.
[QUOTE=XENOLITH;21579214]Jesus Christ that release date is so far away for the USA.[/QUOTE] I know! I really don't know why the release dates are SO far away from eachother :/
... Lankist?
I thought this trailer was a parody when I saw it a while back. Didn't think they'd actually make a movie.
Isn't this a spin-off of spy kids? Either way, it looks fucking amazing
Fuck yes. YES YES YES. [highlight]YES.[/highlight] [editline]09:13PM[/editline] I want Thanksgiving.
You just fucked with the wrong mexican.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;21579312]... Lankist?[/QUOTE] :mexico: [editline]11:18PM[/editline] We miss you, Lankist! :/
A better title for this thread would be: Machete - You Just Fucked With the Wrong Mexican [editline]09:20PM[/editline] What's up with all the good movies latlely? Kick-Ass, The Expendables, The Losers, now this?
That bald assistant looks familiar...
[QUOTE=Mister B;21579545]A better title for this thread would be: Machete - You Just Fucked With the Wrong Mexican [editline]09:20PM[/editline] What's up with all the good movies latlely? Kick-Ass, The Expendables, The Losers, now this?[/QUOTE] You're missing Inception.. that movie looks SSSICK [editline]11:25PM[/editline] Maybe some Mod can change the thread title to that one :v:
Try editing the op. Near the top it'll say the title. Maybe you can change it.
This was probably the best false (EDIT: now legit) trailer in Grindhouse. Followed very closely by "DONT". Can't wait for the movie.
April 29th? aw fuck, you lucky bastard. looking forward to hearing about it being good or not. I love Danny Trejo, he's everywhere in movies. Nice to see him have a staring role.
[QUOTE=Inspector Jones;21579905]This was probably the best false (not legit) trailer in Grindhouse. Followed very closely by "DONT". Can't wait for the movie.[/QUOTE] I saw Grindhouse with a few of my friends, and we all agreed that Machete was by far the most amazing fake trailer, and how it would make an excellent movie. A little while later my friend told me it was confirmed to become a movie. I was all :biggrin: I've probably seen the trailer over 15 times since I saw it in grindhouse...
[QUOTE=Mister B;21579716]Try editing the op. Near the top it'll say the title. Maybe you can change it.[/QUOTE] brb lemme try... Nope, didn't work :v: maybe I'll ask a mod if he can change the thread title for me!
Ahhah oh god the minigun on the motorbike, priceless.
[QUOTE=Profanwolf;21584240]Ahhah oh god the minigun on the motorbike, priceless.[/QUOTE] Yeahh it's going to be cheesy, but in a cool, badass way! :D
DEAR FUCKING GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING!!! grind house caps
[QUOTE=T.F.W.O.;21584305]DEAR FUCKING GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING!!! grind house caps[/QUOTE] Robert DeNiro + Steven Seagal = [highlight]WIN-WIN![/highlight] This could be the _Best movie_ of Robert Rodriguez... the cast alone is mind-blowingly badass (except for Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan :P) [editline]06:25AM[/editline] Funny he didn't include Salma Hayek or Benicio del Toro... the world would have imploded due to awesomeness [editline]06:26AM[/editline] Speaking of Jessica Alba... [img]http://photogallery.filmofilia.com/data/media/66/machete_poster_01.jpg[/img]
Don't forget that it has nudity. :q:
[QUOTE=DarkSpirit05er;21584404]Don't forget that it has nudity. :q:[/QUOTE] It's going to have everything!
Why the fffffuck is Lindsay Lohan in it?
So the trailer spoiled pretty much the whole movie :/ ?
[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;21585379]Why the fffffuck is Lindsay Lohan in it?[/QUOTE] oh god i just noticed eeewwwwww
[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;21585379]Why the fffffuck is Lindsay Lohan in it?[/QUOTE] Dunno, man... probably to create some buzz around the movie... But check this out ([url=http://screencrave.com/2010-04-16/quentin-tarantino-to-save-lindsay-lohans-career/]Source[/url]): [release][B]Quentin Tarantino To Save Lindsay Lohan’s Career[/B] [img]http://screencrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Quentin-Tarantino.jpg[/img] Award winning director Quentin Tarantino has been known to resurrect a few actor’s careers with the most famous being John Travolta and his Oscar nominated performance in Pulp Fiction. If he could do that for him after those horrible Look Who’s Talking movies we’re sure he can do the same for Lindsay Lohan…right? Lohan was cast in Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming action flick [I]Machete[/I], a film based on a short trailer that appeared in his Tarantino collaboration Grind House. According to several sources, the actress has made quite the impression on the cast and crew during the film’s shoot and we don’t mean that in a negative way. There’s been nothing but good things said about her work ethic and that news spread to the ears of Tarantino who wants to feature her in his next project. There haven’t been any specifics given on what film the director has in mind but whatever it is, it can only help Lohan’s career. The big question is what can she do that will shock the general population? Her tabloid lifestyle has already exploited her from every angle, which means he’ll have to come up with something new and original that shows her in a whole new light. Tarantino helped Travolta, he gave David Carradine and Uma Thurman’s careers a big boost with Kill Bill, and Pam Grier (Foxy Brown) rose from the ashes of the 1970’s when he cast her in Jackie Brown. Now, he’s on to Lindsay… [B]Do you think Quentin Tarantino can save Linsday Lohan’s career?[/B][/release] IMHO... if she really, REALLY wanted to, she could be one of the best young actresses out there... she has the looks (redheads FTW!), all she has to do is lay off the crack for a few months :v:... BUT, if she doesn't have any talent at all, well... Quentin, your credibility will be completely obliterated! :P [B]THIS JUST IN:[/B] There's going to be a [url=http://www.popcrunch.com/lindsay-lohan-topless-scene-in-machete/]scene where she'll be [B]TOPLESS[/B][/url] :q:
Looks like she has a pair of nice tits though.
The topless scene is in the uncensored trailer.
[QUOTE=Billiam;21589399]The topless scene is in the uncensored trailer.[/QUOTE] I know, but in the real movie, looks like the topless girl on the left is going to be Lindsay Lohan :D
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