Well, I went online to search a math problem (which was apparently impossible). After clicking through links I ended being forwarded to some "whiteboard" program which had a whiteboard where you could draw and a chat box where I was supposed to talk with some expert in the field.
Some bullshit that was.
I ended up talking to some asshole who probably did not know anything beyond high school level math, and who only wanted me to sign up for some crappy tutor program.
At this point I had been through 3-4 other shitty links so I decided it was my turn to have a little fun.
The chat is posted below. Halfway through I was redirected to a page where I was supposed to pay for whatever Tutor program I wanted, but I ended up going back to the same whiteboard program talking to a "different" program.
I hope you find this as funny as I did.
[ 06:32:27 PM ] Guest : yes [Searched for: antiderivative of e x 2]
[ 06:32:36 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello, I am jack, your academic counselor for the day.
[ 06:32:49 PM ] : We will surely help you with this question..
[ 06:33:00 PM ] : May i have your grade to help you better?
[ 06:33:05 PM ] Guest : no
[ 06:33:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Are you in high school or college?
[ 06:33:36 PM ] Guest : irrelevant
[ 06:34:05 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay..
[ 06:34:13 PM ] : Let me quickly explain how we help student online and help you get started right away.
[ 06:34:37 PM ] : Shall I proceed and explain you how we help you..?
[ 06:34:51 PM ] Guest : proceed
[ 06:34:57 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Thank you..
[ 06:35:31 PM ] Guest : is something wrong with your "." button or do you always press it twice at the end of your sentence?
[ 06:35:38 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We cover every topics of your Math, Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology) and English course.
[ 06:35:58 PM ] : It is complete one on one tutoring so that 100% attention will be given to you by the tutors.
[ 06:36:23 PM ] : Our Expert Tutors are Online 24/7 to help you anytime with any topics or questions.
[ 06:36:27 PM ] Guest : you have failed the Turing Test
[ 06:36:30 PM ] : congratulations
[ 06:36:41 PM ] Acad Coordinator : How does it sounds to you?
[ 06:37:13 PM ] Guest : sounds like I stumbled into the dumbass swindler's column by mistake
[ 06:37:19 PM ] : i bid thee good day
[ 06:38:29 PM ] Guest : seriously is the period button broken or is your programming faulty
[ 06:38:36 PM ] : you might want to get that checked
[ 06:38:41 PM ] : by a real mathemetician
[ 06:39:05 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay.
[ 06:39:35 PM ] : Do you need help with basic math or advanced math?
[ 06:39:56 PM ] Guest : both
[ 06:40:04 PM ] : actually
[ 06:40:06 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay..
[ 06:40:09 PM ] Guest : could you just tell me
[ 06:40:14 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Today we are running a special promotion offer on subscription.
[ 06:40:21 PM ] Guest : what's the largest prime number?
[ 06:40:30 PM ] Acad Coordinator : You can try unlimited college tutoring for the first week at just $39.99
[ 06:41:01 PM ] Guest : do you ever stop talking?
[ 06:41:02 PM ] : oh right
[ 06:41:06 PM ] : faulty programming
[ 06:41:32 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Hello i am a real person like you..
[ 06:41:53 PM ] Guest : And you still failed the Turing Test?
[ 06:42:05 PM ] : that is pathetic
[ 06:42:45 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Let me help you get started with sign up for week?
[ 06:43:00 PM ] Guest : You still have to convince me
[ 06:43:32 PM ] Acad Coordinator : No,I'm here to help you to connect to our tutor,,
[ 06:43:52 PM ] : Once you sign up you will have expert Tutor to help you in next minute.
[ 06:43:55 PM ] Guest : If I want to. And you have yet to make me want to.
[ 06:44:23 PM ] : Cool story.
[ 06:44:25 PM ] : Prove it.
(This is the point where I was redirected and I restarted the program.)
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[ 06:45:58 PM ] Guest : yes [Searched for: antiderivative of e x 2]
[ 06:46:18 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We have a large number of requests for demo sessions. Please wait for a moment while our expert tutor joins us.
[ 06:46:21 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you.
[ 06:46:29 PM ] : May i know which grade are you in?
[ 06:46:39 PM ] Guest : Hey where's Jack?
[ 06:46:45 PM ] : I was talking with Jack
[ 06:46:57 PM ] : Can you set me up with Jack again?
[ 06:47:04 PM ] Acad Coordinator : How may i help you?
[ 06:47:09 PM ] Guest : Are you Jack?
[ 06:47:49 PM ] Acad Coordinator : This is Nash.
[ 06:47:56 PM ] Guest : Do you know Jack?
[ 06:48:12 PM ] : I was talking to Jack just a little but the server crashed and redirected me.
[ 06:48:35 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Okay
[ 06:48:48 PM ] : Is there anything which i can help you with?
[ 06:48:53 PM ] Guest : Are
[ 06:48:54 PM ] : You
[ 06:48:56 PM ] : Jack?
[ 06:49:14 PM ] Acad Coordinator : No this is Nash..
[ 06:49:33 PM ] Guest : You have the same issue with pushing the period button twice at the end of your sentence.
[ 06:49:37 PM ] : Are you sure you're not Jack?
[ 06:49:58 PM ] Acad Coordinator : yes
[ 06:50:06 PM ] Guest : How sure?
[ 06:50:15 PM ] Acad Coordinator : 100%
[ 06:50:21 PM ] : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better.
[ 06:50:27 PM ] Guest : That's a lot of percent.
[ 06:50:38 PM ] : At least I think it is. I cna't math veery good
[ 06:51:07 PM ] Acad Coordinator : We will surely help you.
[ 06:51:12 PM ] Guest : If it's any consolation for the sheer humiliation you're being put through right now, you're scoring higher on the Turing Test than Jack did.
[ 06:51:24 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Let me know your grade and subject to help you better ?
[ 06:52:10 PM ] Guest : First can I know your grade and subject so I can talk to your superiors about your credentials?
[ 06:52:35 PM ] : Mr. Nash?
[ 06:52:43 PM ] : Is Nash your first name or last name?
[ 06:52:54 PM ] Acad Coordinator : First
[ 06:53:01 PM ] Guest : Ah.
[ 06:53:08 PM ] : My name's Jack.
[ 06:53:20 PM ] : Nice to meet you.
[ 06:53:34 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Same here
[ 06:53:45 PM ] : How may i help you with your academics?
[ 06:54:06 PM ] Guest : See, now your Turing Test score just dipped about 20%
[ 06:54:26 PM ] : In case you were wondering that means your at 80% right now.
[ 06:55:11 PM ] : Can you wait a second Jack/Nash? I need to make this giant withdrawal from my bank account and then I'll be back.
[ 06:57:20 PM ] : Alright thanks. I just took my last paycheck out so I've got a few grand now.
[ 06:58:29 PM ] : Nash/Jack? You there?
[ 06:58:30 PM ] Acad Coordinator : Thank You for visiting TutorNext. You can call us on our toll free number 866-464-0627 or send us an email at [email]sales@tutornext.com[/email] to avail of special offers.
[ 06:58:35 PM ] Guest : WAIT
[ 06:58:54 PM ] : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[ 06:59:11 PM ] : Nah, I'm fucking with you.
[ 06:59:14 PM ] : Nice chat though
tldr; No.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Didn't read the sticky, No chatlogs" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
that tldr didn't answer my question.
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