How to convince my dad that I'm too old to still take baths with him?

[Loompa Lord]

That's my predicament. I know it sounds stupid, but he's very close minded and insists that I need to have him inspect my anus to make sure it stays "clean" [b]He says that if I don't keep my anus clean, all the girls at school won't like me.[/b] Is this true? I'm in high school, but he won't trust me to manage myself. Any methods you have to convince him? I'm also positive that my mom doesn't know about it because I guess it's a "guy" thing.

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[Dr Smashy]

You best be trolling.

Also I think he wants to be inside of you.

[Moreto]

[QUOTE=Dr Smashy;17365957]You best be trolling.

Also I think he wants to be inside of you.[/QUOTE]

I agree. :ohdear:

[jjsullivan]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=811294[/url]

Obvious troll thread is obvious

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[Skarphedinn]

Best be trollin' boy.

Call the police.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=jjsullivan;17365971][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=811294[/url]

Obivous troll thread is obvious[/QUOTE]

Not troll thread, parody thread.

[jjsullivan]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;17365976]Not troll thread, parody thread.[/QUOTE]

same diff

[Sgt Pringles]

[img]http://www.sknvibes.com/userfiles/Image/machete.jpg[/img]
Up the ass

I really do hope this is a troll thread, but if it isnt, then :ohdear:

[Dr Smashy]

[QUOTE=yawmwen;17365976]Not troll thread, parody thread.[/QUOTE]

Now that makes sense.

[ketchup]

The OP tried to be funny, but failed miserably.

[jjsullivan]

[QUOTE=ketchup;17366006]The OP tried to be funny, but failed miserably.[/QUOTE]

I killed him, MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

[Caps lock]

Ketchup you don't find [I]anything[/I] funny.

[Loompa Lord]

[QUOTE=ketchup;17366006]The OP tried to be funny, but failed miserably.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=691179[/url]

[jjsullivan]

[QUOTE=Loompa Lord;17366025][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=691179[/url][/QUOTE]

OIFY thread doesn't count.

[ashxu]

He's training you for the next Goatse guy.

[Loompa Lord]

[QUOTE=jjsullivan;17366035]OIFY thread doesn't count.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=811893[/url]
Here you are fine sir.

[jjsullivan]

[QUOTE=Loompa Lord;17366052][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=811893[/url]
Here you are fine sir.[/QUOTE]

/accepted

Huge failure is with this one.

EDIT:

But you still aren't funny.

[Loompa Lord]

[b]Update[/b]:
My dad got me some new bubble bath for the tub.
[IMG]http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll196/SASucks_album/seth.jpg[/IMG]
I'm kind of tempted now, although I must say, I've never seen this brand before. :\

[Baldr]

[img]http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/obvious_troll.jpg[/img]

And not funny.

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[BoojieBen]

I don't see the problem OP, it's normal.

[Wingar]

either troll or pedo dad...

[nathaz]

i had a good laugh thanks for the thread

[AY LEE]

Refuse to take a bath with him. For hours if you have to. I laughed really hard when I saw that your dad inspects your asshole.

[mak364]

your dad isnt called joseph fritzl by any chance is he?