Here is a story I wrote about the "Pick up that can" scene and beyond...
Once, Gordon Freeman was listening to a boring man speak boring words. Then he was on a train, and saw lots of
friendly people. He met a nice police officer, who was really a phychopathic security gaurd from another game. Then
Gordon left, and a police officer asked him to pick up a can. Gordon kept the can, and the police man have him a
friendly pat on the back with his magic wand. Gordon had a new friend, and he named the can Chuck.
Gordon showed Chuck to everyone, and played with him on the playground. Then Gordon almost lost Chuck, but he
rescued him. Then, the police all ran up through the building, and started making people have naps with their magic
wands, but Gordon didn't want a nap. Gordon ran upstairs, and went to the roof. He ran along the rooftops and
watched large whales fly overhead, and the police waved at him. Then, the police found him in a hallway, and they
almost made him nap, but a pretty lady woke him up, and all the police were napping! Then she said some stuff, and
took him into a magic vending maching. There he met a creepy guy, who reminded him of his neighbor that touched
him in weird places, and the phychopath. Then he met an angry potato named Lamarr, but Chuck didn't like lamarr,
so Chuck scared him into a vent. Then he got his halloween costume, and was all ready to go with his new friends. The
pretty lady went through a magic portal to the black guy in the talking box, and Gordon and Chuck were next. Gordon
went in, but then Lamarr jumped out of a vent, and knocked Chuck out of his hand! Chuck fell down, and Gordon had
lost his best friend. Gordon was sad. He warped all over the place, trying to strangle the angry little potato, but couldn't
catch him. Gordon appeared behind the creepy man, and walked with some flying bowling balls that beeped. He was
walking, and the psychopath walked up and threw a stick at him. Gordon grabbed it. He walked along, and some
police threw candy at him so fast it went into the walls. He was exploring for Chuck. He saw some trains, and he was
some police putting people to sleep. Gordon walked over and patted them on the back, and they napped. The lady
talked to him, and Gordon walked through a bunch of stuff. There were hundred of police, and there were lots of naps.
Gordon walked along, and saw all kinds of pointless things. He made a cool cinderblock teeter-totter, and, when he got
off, HE SAW CHUCK! Chuck was sitting with another can, and Gordon said "Chuck, you dog you!" and a helicopter
came down and blew Chuck's girlfriend away, so Gordon grabbed Chuck and ran. He reached the bottom of a hill,
and the helicopter made a noise and launched rocks and candy all over the place! Gordon ran, but, before he could
get Chuck to safety, the chopper's candy knocked Chuck out of Gordon's hands! Gordon ran, grabbed Chuck, and
made it to safety.
\/Look! IT EVEN COMES WITH ADVERTISEMENTS! \/
That was "The Legacy of Chuck" as of now. Even better, Chuck has a Steam group!
[url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ChuckTheCan[/url]
I'm also making Chuck the Can tees and hoodies!
[url]http://www.zazzle.com/taconinja1995/gifts[/url]
I feel like I just read a fan-fic on par with the adventures of John Freeman.
Laughed my ass off at some parts. Loved the napping
Hahaha this is pretty good.
[QUOTE=TacoNinja;18346256]Then, the police found him in a hallway, and they
almost made him nap, but a pretty lady woke him up, and all the police were napping![/QUOTE]
That part made me laugh! Awesome story!
[url]http://www.zazzle.com/taconinja1995/gifts[/url]
There you go, various Chuck merchandise!
haha 2 members and growing!
[QUOTE=Ant1;18360276]haha 2 members and growing![/QUOTE]
WE MAY EVEN HlT 5!
This is a good thing.
3 Now
Joining.
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