• what the hell, retarded ants in my bathroom
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ah, it's been ages since my last post here. OK, in my bathroom next to the shower is a red mat. every time i attempt to remove this mat to clean it, i see a seething mass of ants just under the edge of the mat, the edge that sits alongside the exit of the shower. Now, the thing that makes these ants complete and utter idiots, is the fact that the mat is usually soaking after a shower, and they seem to stay there despite the dampness. And more, among the ants [about 150] theres a few soldier ants. Why do these tard-ants love this mat soo much? and WHY do they have their military out aswell? Also around the whole bathroom you'll find the random ant or two strolling across the sink-bench, or scuttling across the floor. Yesterday i took a bath and as i expected one had fallen into my bath and the whole time i was trying to get this floating dead ant out of there. So, WHY are these ants hanging around a sopping wet mat? and what is so important about MY bathroom??
They like to watch you. No better explanation.
Ants... Retarded... I think you need to reevaluate yourself before you pass judgment on lower lifeforms.
They drink the water from the mat. Did you even think about that?
I fucking hate ants in my house it creeps the fuck out of me. One time I was just fucking sitting in my chair at my desk and a motherfucking spider creeps along my fucking desk. That creeped the fuck out of me, and fucking worse, I never killed the fucker. So now there's a fucking spider lurking around my fucking desk and I don't know where the fuck he he is. fucking great. They like your bathroom because it's fucking easy to get in to, try closing up little holes and shit, then the fuckers should stop getting in.
Why the fuck do you have such an ant infestation, and how do you get rid of them is the better question.
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