Just get that thing off my face! Woman threatened cop with dildo - Polidicks

[url=http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/2883994,gurnee-cop-threatened-sex-toy-111010.article]Source[/url] [release]A northwest suburban woman is charged with allegedly threatening an officer with what police called a "rigid female pleasure device." Carolee Bildsten, 56, of Gurnee, faces one misdemeanor count each of aggravated assault and theft of labor after her Tuesday evening arrest, Gurnee police Cmdr. Jay Patrick said. [quote][tab]Carolee Bildsten, 56, is accused of walking out of a Gurnee restaurant without paying and threatening an officer with a sex toy. [/tab][img]http://media1.suntimes.com/multimedia/111010bildsten_cst_feed_20101110_20_38_10_11626-282-400.imageContent[/img][/quote] Bildsten apparently walked out on a tab at Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee, then went home. When officers found her at her home in the 5300 block of David Court, she allegedly threatened to batter the officer with a sex toy, Patrick said. The officer was not injured and Bildsten was arrested, Patrick said. She also faces an ordinance violation for pedestrian under the influence. Bildsten was released on a personal recognizance bond and issued a court date of Dec. 6 at the Lake County courthouse, Patrick said. It was apparently the second time Bildsten had walked out on a tab at the restaurant.[/release] I guess you could say that was a rather... hard situation that officer found himself into :v:

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;25996486][release]"rigid female pleasure device."[/release][/QUOTE] This is now one of my favorite sentences, along with [release]galvanize her with your fountaining cock[/release]

Media tag that image in the OP

This case sounds like it's going to be [i]rough[/i]

Sounds like the cop had a [I]hard[/I] time.

Isn't this old at shit? Or did this happen again. Oh wow.. It really did happen again. Women these days.

[img]http://media1.suntimes.com/multimedia/111010bildsten_cst_feed_20101110_20_38_10_11626-282-400.imageContent[/img] Oh god that poor dildo

You can plainly see why she would need a dildo Also this reminds me of the time my mother called me a dildo.

what a perfectly normal person.

It's Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas all over again.

oh god lmao. this bitch.

goddamnit, why can't they ever be hot women?

Hey I live like 15 miles away from that place!

WHY CAN'T THEY EVER BE HOT c

[QUOTE=Hypernova;26006509]WHY CAN'T THEY EVER BE HOT c[/QUOTE] Because most hot women have what's called "Boob bribes".

What the fuck, first that woman trying to force guys to eat her out and now this woman attacking police with a dildo?

[img]http://media1.suntimes.com/multimedia/111010bildsten_cst_feed_20101110_20_38_10_11626-282-400.imageContent[/img] Oh my God that poor cop.

Oh my god my poor screen.

That dildo was rigid...with fear at what it has seen in its time spent in that woman's company. If that dildo could talk it would have said to the cop "You know what irony is? It is this woman being asked to pay for what she got at the Crab Shack when she'll give you crabs for free, all the crabs you could ever want!"