DPRK FAQ - Yes you can get signed photos of Kim jong il
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I was bored at school so I went to NK's website and found their FAQ at
[url]http://www.korea-dpr.com/forum/?page_id=39[/url]
Best ones:
[quote]1. Can I get a signed photograph from Leader Kim Jong IL?
The KFA Shop is offering this article. Please visit the following webpage:
[url]http://www.korea-dpr.com/catalog2[/url][/quote] Link doesn't work at the moment
But you can go here [url]http://www.cafepress.co.uk/kfashop[/url] So much capitalism :irony:
[quote]3. Can I emigrate to North Korea and live in North Korea?
It’s possible only in very special situations and having honor/merits. You must send a request letter stating your reasons, together with your complete CV, copy of your passport and certificates to [email]korea@korea-dpr.com[/email][/quote]
[quote]9. Can I join the Korean People’s Army?
No, only Korean nationals with DPRK citizenship[/quote]
[quote]13. Is North Korea a dictatorship?
No, the DPRK is a single-united-party constitutional democracy guaranteeing freedom of speech and assembly to all citizens. DPRK citizens play an active role in their nation’s political life at the local, regional and national levels, through their trade unions or as members of one of the nation’s three political parties, which include the Workers’ Party of Korea, the Chondoist Chongu Party and the Korean Social Democratic Party.[/quote]
[quote]15. Can North Koreans travel abroad?
In spite of accusations to the contrary, North Koreans enjoy the full freedom of travel. Many DPRK citizens travel abroad for scientific research, education, language training, religious conferences and trade fairs, for example. There are also thousands of DPRK citizens living abroad, in China and Japan, for example.[/quote]
[quote]20. What is North Korea’s stance on homosexuality?
Due to tradition in Korean culture, it is not customary for individuals of any sexual orientation to engage in public displays of affection. As a country that has embraced science and rationalism, the DPRK recognizes that many individuals are born with homosexuality as a genetic trait and treats them with due respect.
Homosexuals in the DPRK have never been subject to repression, as in many capitalist regimes around the world. However, North Koreans also place a lot of emphasis on social harmony and morals. Therefore, the DPRK rejects many characteristics of the popular gay culture in the West, which many perceive to embrace consumerism, classism and promiscuity.[/quote]
Enjoy
North korea best korea!!!!
I wish I had a signed photo of our great leader.
I want a signed photo so I can hang it on the wall.
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;25785774]I wish I had a signed photo of our great leader.[/QUOTE]
I want one too
Lol, North Korea uses Cafepress
I can't wait to get autographs of our leader
Shit, I would actually purchase an autographed photo of Kim. No joke.
North Korea is one of the most fascinating places I have ever learned about. Can't get enough of it; I'd love to visit some time.
Join KFA, you get a little card makes for a nice conversation piece.
Signed picture could be quite valuable in the future.
I wanna buy from the shop.
[url]http://www.korea-dpr.com/song_of_kim_il_sung.mp3[/url]
Going on my Ipod.
[url]http://www.korea-dpr.com/children_music3.mp3[/url]
Sing along guys!
[quote]Up to several times each year, the Korean Friendship Association organizes trips to the DPR of Korea.[/quote]
The comments on the FAQ are hilarious.
[quote]I returned from my first journey to your country and I was exceedingly impressed by the great successes achieved by your people!! I fell in love with your capital Pyongyang which is really nice, very clean and tidy, but I also liked the towns of Kaesong and Myohyang. I visited a lot of museums and was horrified about the pictures of the bombings by the American Imperialists.[/quote]
Totally not fake.
We should all get signed photographs of our dear leader and do witch craft with it.
I love the art style on communist propaganda, its so bold and generally awesome, even though NK isn't true communist.
[QUOTE=TurbisV2;25785774]I wish I had a signed photo of our great leader.[/QUOTE]
I wish my country had a great leader
North korea uses the same wordpress theme as compwhizii :tinfoil:
They actually make it sound fairly tolerable. Don't know if this is propaganda or a satire. Willing to bet it's propaganda, seeing as they don't mention the immense poverty, food shortages and crap living conditions.
This is just amazing
[QUOTE=CheeserCrice;25786111]Signed picture could be quite valuable in the future.[/QUOTE]
O hell yea, imagine what a autographed picture of Mao would go for
North Korea really doesn't seem like a bad country.
[QUOTE=Natrox;25789157]North Korea really seems like a bad country.[/QUOTE]
Fixd
The glorious leader can have you and your entire fucking family deported to a gulag where you die a horrible fucking death. And not just your wife and kids, your parents, grandparents, cousins, uncles, aunts, EVERYONE.
The Average North Korean is 8 inches shorter than his southern brother, deemed "The Stunted Generation"
Oh boy I better start composing my e-mail and gathering my passport if I want to live in the Glorious, not dictatorship, Mother Country of North Korea!
Any nation with "democratic" in its name generally isn't democratic at all.
[QUOTE=Natrox;25789157]North Korea really doesn't seem like a bad country.[/QUOTE]
It's the propaganda that must be getting to you.
They wont send me one. :frown:
"Is North Korea a dictatorship?
No, the DPRK is a single-united-party constitutional democracy "
Haha best thing ever.
I wouldn't reccommend sending in a photocopy of anything to them.
The DPRK forum used to be an actual forum where people would talk about how much they hate America, and they would use 'comrade' quite literally every other word.
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