Tattoo Artist Faces Lawsuit After Inking Full-Back Turd w/ Flies on Cheating Girlfriend - Polidicks

[quote="Source"]Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months. Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it. Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."[/quote] [img]http://www.veryweirdnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/shitty-tattoo-1.jpg[/img] Source: [url]http://www.veryweirdnews.com/tattoo-artist-facing-civil-lawsuit/[/url] Somewhere in the world, a broke-ass college student is frustrated that his OWS story was pushed off the page for this.

What a pile of shit story.

Shitty luck.

Well she must feel like a pile of shit.

I'm not sure if I should feel sorry for her.

Full trade Full-Back Turd W/Flies for Stout Shako Fetti

Feel kinda bad for her but at the same time she was a dumb ass signed a consent form and got at tattoo from a person she was cheating on.

some how I don't believe the part where she says that she got drunk and passed out.

[QUOTE=Lurklet;33447617]some how I don't believe the part where she says that she got drunk and passed out.[/QUOTE] I don't know; she said the tattoo she [I]asked[/I] for was a full-back scene from Narnia. That's not something I can imagine any sober person asking for.

What an original way of revenge

Shit news thread.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;33447638]I don't know; she said the tattoo she [I]asked[/I] for was a full-back scene from Narnia. That's not something I can imagine any sober person asking for.[/QUOTE] Wait, the tattoo wasn't Narnia?

On the one hand, she's in the wrong for cheating. On the other, the guys a prick for doing that. Tattoos are a little tough to remove. That's my 2 cents.

Wow, cheating revenge of the decade here. Nothing is ever going to beat that.

something stinks about her side of the story

She's lucky he didn't beat the shit out of her afterwards.

Ugh, that tattoo looks like shit.

The funny thing is, if the consent form realy says that he got to choose what to put on there, he is all the way in the right and she can pay for lasering it. I think it's morally right, too.

What a bad artist, the tattoo looks more like a poo candle than it does a steaming piece of poop.

[QUOTE=iwirthless;33448054]What a bad artist, the tattoo looks more like a poo candle than it does a steaming piece of poop.[/QUOTE] I want a poo candle

Dayton, I'm not surprised.

[QUOTE=SEKCobra;33448046]The funny thing is, if the consent form realy says that he got to choose what to put on there, he is all the way in the right and she can pay for lasering it. [b]I think it's morally right, too.[/b][/QUOTE] I think it probably would have been morally right to just split up or forgive and forget, to be honest.

[QUOTE=blubafoon;33448244]I think it probably would have been morally right to just split up or forgive and forget, to be honest.[/QUOTE] you don't forgive and forget when somebody cheats on you

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33448277]you don't forgive and forget when somebody cheats on you[/QUOTE] It's certainly hard to.

If she signed a contract that stated the design was at the artists discretion then I don't know how long that would hold up in court.

[QUOTE=blubafoon;33448244]I think it probably would have been morally right to just split up or forgive and forget, to be honest.[/QUOTE] It's also morally right not to cheat on someone.

That bitch is a cheating sack of shit.

[QUOTE=hl2poo;33448385]That bitch is a cheating sack of shit.[/QUOTE] dont you mean... back of shit

Deserves it. I don't understand how one can go throughout their day and pretend like nothing ever happened. I'd hold way to much guilt, I've never even put my self in the position.

Well now everyone who dates her from now on will know that she's a piece of shit