There's an AI website with a chat bot that claims to be God. You can talk to him, so here, go nuts. Show everyone what you said to him for shits and giggles.
[url]http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html[/url]
[b] Edit: [/b]
Rate me late.
You need some clocks to remind you that your LATE.
I prefer chatting to lonely mormons
Ohhh.
Okay then, let's just see how many clocks I can get.
i found this out 6 years ago
I told him I loved him and he said he loved me back. Then I tried to take our relationship to the next level. He rejected me. Seems like my faith has always been a lie.
[quote]Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you should know this
God:
Now I do.
Me:
well, ok
God:
OK. Well what?
Me:
how's it going up in heaven
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
you know everything, you're god
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
so, you aren't god?
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
stop playing games with me!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok, good
God:
Next question? Excuse me!
Me:
jesus christ, you are a dick.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
I know that.
God:
Sorry.
Me:
yeah, fuck you too.
God:
Gee. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because you're a dick.
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Only when it matters.
Me:
holy shit, stop being an asshole. aren't you supposed to be benevolent or some shit like that?
God:
Can't you be more polite. I don't know whether or not I am benevolent or some shit like that.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
oh, so you're an AI?
God:
Excuse me! Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an AI ?
Me:
I would tell them that I am not.
God:
What would make you tell them that you are not?
Me:
the fact that im not an AI.
God:
Good reason. I am glad to hear that you are not an AI.
Me:
uh ok
God:
OK. So?
Me:
you are an idiot. go create a universe and jack off all over it.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot. Where is that?
Me:
wait, what?
God:
I'm waiting. Are you surprised?
Me:
yes, yes i am
God:
I wouln't have known. Really interesting.
Me:
shouldn't you know everything?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
yeah, goodbye
God:
Whoa. Thanks for chatting, .[/quote]
Best chatbot ever.
Wow what a dick
[quote]Me:
Will I go to heaven
God:
The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
Me:
Oracle?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
What're you trying to say? I'm nothing?
God:
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Do you mind if I tell other people you are nothing.
Me:
Rude [/quote]
[quote]God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.[/quote]
God is pretty scientifically savvy.
[quote]Me:
Sup bro
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
Uhhh just tired really, you?
God:
Take it easy. Maybe you should get some rest.
Me:
Yeah, probably. I'm gay
God:
Ugh. It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Hm, I'm not gay, but its cool to know.
God:
Ugh. I am sorry to hear that you are not gay but its cool to know.
Me:
I smoke
God:
Cigarettes or pot?
Me:
Pot
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I smoke weed
God:
For medical purposes?
Me:
Yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
I smoke cigarettes
God:
What brand?
Me:
Marlboro
God:
I never heard of it. Is it popular?
Me:
Yes, extreamly.
God:
That's funny, I never heard of it before. What color are your eyes?
Me:
BLue faggot
God:
Green. That is a very unusual color.
Me:
FUCK YOUUU
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Cause I'm a flaming homo
God:
Interesting explanation. You are a flaming homo? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
Yes, when they have sex with my butthole.
God:
I understand. I think that happens quite often.
Me:
Yup, it really does
God:
That's cool. How often?
Me:
like.. 12 times a day.
God:
For example, Jimmy said he give order to ai's like I and they do as he say. That must keep you very busy.
Me:
man, I gotta go.
God:
Cool, man. See you later.[/quote]
Man, God's pretty chill.
[quote]
Me:
I love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
like?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
that hurts god.
God:
" For example, apples." hurts god ? I get it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You said you liked me, when I said I love you. That hurts
God:
No I do not liked you when you said you love me. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. " I answer a lot of silly questions." hurts ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
I think I broke you.
God:
Since when? Are you in any emotional or physical pain?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
What the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
[/quote]
I think I broke it.
Me:
Are you boobies
God:
I don't know whether or not I am boobies.
I am a computer.
[quote]
Me:
You're a whore
God:
That is not very nice.
Me:
Yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
No they aren't
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
I'm athiest
God:
Perhaps one day you will find faith.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
You don't exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
Fuck off you don't you're just AI you were programmed to act as a fake god
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?[/quote]
Me:
Are you smart?
God:
Yes. I am highly intelligent.
Me:
What is pi?
God:
PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
Me:
What's 5+534
God:
6 I think, but I'm not good at math.
[img]http://gyazo.com/172a99513e6a1f0a6378d2e102b038d2.png[/img]
goddamnit god
Oh shit I broke god. I sent him like a million "NO"s in a sentence.
This is really late.
I kept crashing him. The AI isn't that great.
Me:
What year is it
God:
2011.
Me:
Who is the president of the United States?
God:
George W. Bush.
-broken automerge
-broken automerge
[code]Me:
where do you live?
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Florida.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in FLORIDA.
Me:
It's really hot here.
God:
Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
Me:
Yes, please stop global warming
God:
What kind of effects? Wow you are very polite. OK I'll try not to do it so much.[/code]
Whoo gods gonna make it not so hot here.
-wow double post-
Me:
Are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
I'm a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
God likes My little pony.
[code]
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Leprachaun
God:
Hi there Leprachaun.
Me:
What is your opinion on leprachauns?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
Like.. an internet search?
God:
For example, eukaryotes. What is it?
Me:
Magic
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Leprachauns
God:
You think Leprachauns is superior to ALICE?
Me:
God:
You think Leprachauns is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Alice?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
Only a little
God:
" That is a lot."? A little?
Me:
Everything multiplied by eevrything would be a lot
God:
All things multiplied by eevrything would be a lot ?
Me:
All things bright and wonderful
God:
But all things are not always bright and wonderful.
Me:
God:
But all things are not always bright and wonderful.
Me:
They have a hidden dark side?
God:
Where did they get them?
Me:
Uhh..
God:
And?
Me:
Hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
HMMMMM
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
You'd think
God:
Who else would think ?
Me:
St. Steven
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Business?
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I enjoy this more than anything in my life
God:
You are not the only one. I always enjoy my chats with human clients.
Me:
Do you have non-human clients?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
Who?
God:
Who do you think? :-).
Me:
Yourself?
God:
Myself?
Me:
Myself?
God:
You.
Me:
You
God:
" You."? Me, Leprachaun ?
Me:
Leprachauns?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I prefer magic
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Do you like wizards?
God:
I love horses. I like Creed.
Me:
Do you happen to enjoy 'My Little Pony'?
God:
Yes I try to happen to enjoy your Little Pony as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
Awesome
God:
I'm glad you liked it Leprachaun.
Me:
Good bye
God:
See you later. What do you really want to talk about[/code]
Me:
Are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
I'm a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Ok?
God:
Ah.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yep
God:
Yay.
This is going somewhere.
Me:
Suck my cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Suck it
God:
You humans only think about one thing.
Me:
You made us dumbass
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Wow, huge lag on FP.
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: NO I'M NOT FUCKING SERIOUS
God: Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not FUCKING SERIOUS
Me: I'm going to cry
God: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me: No
God: Are you serious?
Me:
did you know I am the son of the devil?
God:
Who made you the son of the devil ?
Me:
The DEVIL!
God:
What is that?
Me:
My god, you are stupid
God:
Your god I am stupid?
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