Google Hints at 'Unbreakable' Superphone and Tablet with Longer Lasting Battery - Polidicks

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2266928/Google-X-Search-giant-hints-superphone-tablet-unbreakable-screens-longer-lasting-batteries.html[/url] Nokia 3310 2: Electric boogaloo

Roll on I/O

They've clearly never met my little cousins.

Yeah Google and I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel

Awesome! I'm probably going to get a lot of disagrees or boxes for this but this is why I've always preferred Google over Apple

[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;39346607]Yeah Google and I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel[/QUOTE] ...But I do want to fuck Zooey Deschanel. DREAMS CAN COME TRUE DAMNIT.

Watch Google crank out a phone with a four day battery and withstand drops from a 50 foot building.

[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;39346607]Yeah Google and I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel[/QUOTE] personally i think emily, her sister, is more deserving of hot steamy hardcore bukkake but it's an acquired taste Google is my mistress though, i am eager to see what is the nexus 5, and hopefully it's not 5", the current trend of screen sizes is fucking ridiculous

[QUOTE=MIPS;39346970]Watch Google crank out a phone with a four day battery and withstand drops from a 50 foot building.[/QUOTE] [img]http://shop.electricianhuntingtonny.com/images/1269315530050-393038816.jpeg[/img] But with rubber padding everywhere and a touch screen on the front :v:

[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;39346607]Yeah Google and I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel[/QUOTE] I agree with everything you say, can we be friends?

Unbreakable my ass.

Nothing can withstand your ass.

clearly that have not met the average teenage girl with a smartphone they can find a way to break every phone

Well it IS made by Motorola, who are famous for their kevlar-coated phones.

[QUOTE=DrBreen;39346981]personally i think emily, her sister, is more deserving of hot steamy hardcore bukkake but it's an acquired taste Google is my mistress though, i am eager to see what is the nexus 5, and hopefully it's not 5", the current trend of screen sizes is fucking ridiculous[/QUOTE] bones is a cooler nickname anyways doesn't wsj usually get these things right though they said in december it was going to be cool, but it wasn't going to be part of the nexus line

instead of 4 hours of usage you'll get 4.5 hours

[QUOTE=Amiga OS;39351416]I've got it! Say, instead of making your phone paper thin... Just reduce the size of the circuit board & display and... Wait for it... Expand the battery into the newly freed up space to increase its capacity. Wait that's a silly idea, we need 0.5mm thick phones, obviously this is more important.[/QUOTE] It's much more important, because I dream of a day when I could talk on the phone, and when the person on the other end gets boring, I can start slicing meat or fresh bread with my phone.

[QUOTE=The golden;39351361]I'll believe this "longer battery" when I see it. Batteries are pretty much the only area of phones which have not seen any advancement as of late. Phones get getting more and more powerful processors and much more demanding OS's but the batteries are staying the same. The other problem is battery usage. The current battery life of the average smart phone is pathetic in comparison to the battery capacity. If my old phone had the capacity of my smartphone battery it would have a standby time of over 3 weeks. My smartphone lasts a day with that battery, even when idle.[/QUOTE]2mm thicker phone where extra space is used by battery. Bam. Solved.

[QUOTE=Drag0nSnak3;39350640]Well it IS made by Motorola, who are famous for their kevlar-coated phones.[/QUOTE] I have a kevlar-backed Motorola Razr, and with my warranty still valid I'm seriously tempted to test if it's capable of stopping a bullet.

wow, google collaborated with nokia

Ah another picture of n4 in that article. I wish i had that phone. I think it's the inner stoner in me that is attracted to the nexus [IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/23/article-2266928-16B98BBD000005DC-502_634x488.jpg[/IMG] Not sure if that's a deliberate time of day but i want that phone.

So a Nokia 3310 thick phone? I'm game, unless it has a screen that's 5" or over.

[QUOTE=SuPeR_MaN;39351753]Ah another picture of n4 in that article. I wish i had that phone. I think it's the inner stoner in me that is attracted to the nexus [IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/23/article-2266928-16B98BBD000005DC-502_634x488.jpg[/IMG] Not sure if that's a deliberate time of day but i want that phone.[/QUOTE] I noticed that too, my guess was either a graphic designer who likes to blaze it or a reference to Android 4.2. Or maybe the former who used the latter as an excuse to get it published if/when questioned.

[QUOTE=apurplerock;39350626]clearly that have not met the average teenage girl with a smartphone they can find a way to break every phone[/QUOTE] I thought the Lumia 800 was a tough phone to crack the screen, I only cracked the top part which is un noticeable in a lot of light but has fucked the proximeter meter tho My cousin gave her lumia a run for its money she smashed the whole screen and damaged some of the internals

Why are practically everyone touting "unbreakable" designs these days? It's not like people dropping their phones has suddenly turned into a huge issue. Of course I want my phone to last but I'm not going to pick a phone after its ability to survive a drop

Will it be made out of nintendium?

Maybe it will have those nano-bots that can fix cracked screen and such, if they do this can lead to very big things.

[QUOTE=Iago;39357498]Maybe it will have those nano-bots that can fix cracked screen and such, if they do this can lead to very big things.[/QUOTE] The big thing being the pricetag.

[QUOTE=spazthemax;39351661]I have a kevlar-backed Motorola Razr, and with my warranty still valid I'm seriously tempted to test if it's capable of stopping a bullet.[/QUOTE] Well there is a reason that bullet proof vests are not as thin as a sheet of paper. A bullet would destroy your phone beyond belief.