• Old but gold: Story from North America
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU&NR=1&feature=fvwp[/media]
My friend showed me this recently. What is it?
Smells like young boys christian association or peta.
Its awesome is what it is! best watched while baked/lampshaded.
makes spiders look cute
At the table the spiders looked like Bloodsuckers from Stalker. Also one of the best videos on youtube.
Aww, spider has a family.. :)
Pudding part made me lol
[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;21842595]makes spiders look cute[/QUOTE] Spiders have always been 'cute'.
2:27 to 2:30 is the best part.
What did I just watch
I did not like that. It was strangley errie :frown:
[b]WHAT IF HE DID, WHAT IF HE DIDNT, WHAT IF THE WORLD WAS MADE OF PUDDING?[/b] [u][highlight][b][i]Old, but fucking gold.[/i][/b][/highlight][/u]
One thing that always struck me about this video is the way the dad looks. If my dad looked like that, I would never THINK of fucking with him.
I tried to find the lyrics online but I didn't see them, so I typed it up instead: Daddy daddy daddy hurry, I saw something scurry! Son what's all this screaming for? You're gonna wake the neighbors next door. Daddy I think there's a spider on my floor! Is it? And will you squish it? You call me in here in the middle of the night to come into your room and destroy life. Is that what they teach you in Sunday school? But Daddy it's gross it's got a million legs, a billion eyes, a trillion eggs. Son it's not disgusting, it's just reality. Take a deep breath and appreciate life. Look how delicate his legs are crawling across your bedroom floor. Do you know the proper name? Arachnid! We're living in a world that's full of creatures, big and small, hairy and slimy. You're not the center of the world. How would you feel if a giant hand came out of the sky and decided to crush you? I guess I'd be scared but daddy what if the spider hurt me? He didn't hurt you yet, did he son? Your logic is flawed you come undone. Swallow your pride. What if the spider said the same thing? "Daddy daddy kill that kid!" That's the point dad, what if he did? That's why I have to strike first. What if he did? What if he didn't? What if the world was made of pudding? All I'm saying is consider something besides your thirst for blood. Dad you're right, now I see. Maybe he's got a family. Now you're learning, understanding finally you're becoming human! Let's return him to his natural habitat put him in a cup and take him outside. Godspeed!
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