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I went earlier today with a friend to catch one of the most hyped movies of the year, Bruno. Bruno is an Ali G. movie, and is the European gay version of the movie Borat. I'll go right out there and say it, the movie sucked, I wasted $7.25 on this shit, and this is coming form a guy that loved Borat, and the rest of Ali G's stuff. Just about every punch line from the movie was already released in the commercials and previews to it, maybe just one punch line was new to me when I saw the movie earlier today. The movie seriously had a gay porn scene every 5 minutes, from the beginning to the end. Guys making out every where, dicks in men's assholes, dildos in assholes, etc. etc. I'm no homophobic person, but seriously, it was way over-done with the gay sex. I actually spoke to a homosexual person that watched this movie a little while ago, and he said that he couldn't stand it either, so it's not a movie for homo's either. I'd recommend this movie to people that I don't like, and that's about it.. I took a bullet for the others that I do like haha. Borat: 8/10 Bruno: 2/10 [img]http://www.stormcinemas.co.uk/images/sce/bruno-movie-poster.jpg[/img]

THis is how i should have made my thread...fuck...

Something about paying to see a guy being gay is out of the question.

Bruno was on the show back before even the Ali G movie came out, it wasn't funny back then, it doesn't look too funny now. EDIT; Watched it, wasn't too bad.

It wasn't a gay sex scene every five seconds. That's really exaggerated. It was funny and I like how they incorporated so many celebrities and world events. [B]Edit:[/B] I'd be lying to say there weren't a lot of gay themes overall though. [B]Another edit:[/B] Most of the gay scenes were done really funny. They were very clearly jokes for public reaction.

[QUOTE=Death0nWings;15973572]It wasn't a gay sex scene every five seconds. That's really exaggerated. It was funny and I like how they incorporated so many celebrities and world events.[/QUOTE] Minutes, not seconds.

vazzup im bruno!

[QUOTE=PussInBooty;15973579]Minutes, not seconds.[/QUOTE] Oh well you're right then.

wait there is gay sex in this film? gad damn it now i cant watch it

Ok you've seen the adds, the movie has gay posted all over it. What else would you expect? I got a few good laughs out of it but not saying it was the best movie I've seen.

I think it was expected that his [b]GAY[/b] Austrian personality would involve alot of gay jokes. Kinda like his [b]FOREIGN[/b] Misunderstood personality would involve alot of Culture misunderstanding jokes. And what about the part where he got those parents who want they're child to be actors do anything he asked? Was that not funny?

[QUOTE=Lovstospuge;15974302]I think it was expected that his [b]GAY[/b] Austrian personality would involve alot of gay jokes. Kinda like his [b]FOREIGN[/b] Misunderstood personality would involve alot of Culture misunderstanding jokes. And what about the part where he got those parents who want they're child to be actors do anything he asked? Was that not funny?[/QUOTE] The gay jokes went over the top. The one scene where he had a focus group for his new show went way over the line. They had a spinning dick a la meatspin for a minute or two just for shock value. It was pointless and crude. While the humor was there and it really was a fun movie, I think Borat stepped on the line without crossing it but Bruno leaped over the line.

[QUOTE=psot;15974276]wait there is gay sex in this film? gad damn it now i cant watch it[/QUOTE] You didn't already know?

Is there actually uncensored sex in this movie?

[QUOTE=matark;15974410]I think Borat stepped on the line without crossing it but Bruno leaped over the line.[/QUOTE] Sounds exactly like what I heard about it on some news station when I was visiting Canada.

The whole point of Bruno is to offend people.

The salute part made me laugh. I'll see it if I get the time.

[QUOTE=stepat201;15974453]Is there actually uncensored sex in this movie?[/QUOTE] It's somewhat censored, but there is full frontal male nudity, and implied gay sex scenes, however it is blurred in the horrible parts...

[QUOTE=Doriol;15974483]The whole point of Bruno is to offend people.[/QUOTE] Borat offended people, but it was entertaining.. Bruno was just NOT entertaining. I wasn't offended, I was more like.. "WTF?!" Like it was all used jokes from the ads and gay nude scenes. Maybe the Michael Jackson bit that they had in the movie that they cut off made the movie this bad.. maybe not.. not sure. Bottom line, the movie I saw today called Bruno was a waste of money, tasteless, not entertaining.. and I'm not offended.

Having to watch that dick for 20 seconds was worth hearing the comments those people said. *Bruno enters room Guy: Oh god......

[QUOTE=DOG-GY;15974462]Sounds exactly like what I heard about it on some news station when I was visiting Canada.[/QUOTE] Fu i just lost the game

[QUOTE=PussInBooty;15974516]Borat offended people, but it was entertaining.. Bruno was just NOT entertaining. I wasn't offended, I was more like.. "WTF?!" Like it was all used jokes from the ads and gay nude scenes.[/QUOTE] You watched it expecting it to be funny, and it wasn't. Mission accomplished.

bruno sucked dick HARD! it was a good movie

[QUOTE=stepat201;15974453]Is there actually uncensored sex in this movie?[/QUOTE] No but there is alot of uncensored dick and balls, but fear not for there is tits!

I don't know about you, but I found it hilarious.

I got a boner watching it, is that bad?

can we have a clip or pictures of a gay scene that is very hardcore? tag it in nsfw

I thought it was funny and I liked Borat too.

[QUOTE=NixNax123;15974696]can we have a clip or pictures of a gay scene that is very hardcore? tag it in nsfw[/QUOTE] :ughh: Not only is that piracy, but... no. Just no.

[QUOTE=RawrRawrvtwo;15974520]Fu i just lost the game[/QUOTE] Sorry bro ma bad. [QUOTE=GayPancake;15974680]I got a boner watching it, is that bad?[/QUOTE] FP is going to say yes, but no it's not bad. Or are you trollin? By the way GayPancake. Fitting name :smug: