• I don't understand why they're remakes of movies that just came out?
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Are those B+ movies they make off the original idea just for poor people or something? Like you can't actually be that desperate to see a movie so you watch the B+ version of it? I just saw some team made a movie called Almighty Thor and of course it's pure shit. It's just like when they made thousands of version of that 2012 movie or the day the earth stood still.
It's not remakes it's tagalongs, shitty movie companies trying to leech off of blockbusters with subpar movies directed at people who don't know better.
They are made to chip in other movies names and ideas, and they are just worthless and meaningless
It's frustrating. When you try to really find a different movie and they have an interesting cover but the story, acting, everything is just pure shit. I feel like we are losing the real kind of cinematography we use to have.
Death penalty has to be reactivated just to kill these people.
I once watched D-Wars accidentally when I thought it was the movie Reign of Fire (which's name I had forgotten). Scarred for life
I just know exactly what I want. I am also really good at apotting a bad movie from the cover/trailer, so I luckly never fall into getting one that sucks.
Just don't watch them? It's not like these shitty B movies are hard to avoid. [editline]10th May 2011[/editline] Hint: When it closely resembles a big name blockbuster film, but isn't said big name blockbuster film, it's probably shit.
Last night on Netflix I saw Battle: Los Angeles. I was surprised, so I started it up I was greeted with terrible fucking visual effects and what looked like a god damn home movie. I was confused as fuck, cause the trailers made it so much better looking. I looked at Netflix again, and saw "Battle [b]OF[/b] Los Angeles" which turned out to be a fucking shitty rip off by a peice of shit company called "The Asylum" who steals everything. You may know them from their fantastic film, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. I'm kidding of course, THEIR FILMS ARE SHIT. Here's a list of their shit rip offs. Freddie vs. Jason - Vampires Vs. Zombies Want to see the covers? [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/70/Freddy_vs._Jason_movie.jpg/220px-Freddy_vs._Jason_movie.jpg[/img] Freddie/Jason [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Vampires_vs._zombies.jpg[/img] Vampires/Zombies Oh, that's not even all of it. Since then, they've ripped off tons of movies. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Kingkong_bigfinal1.jpg[/img] King Kong [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/King_of_the_Lost_World.jpg[/img] King of the Lost World Want to see more of their peice of shit mockbuster cunt films? [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum#List_of_mockbusters]Click here![/url] [editline]9th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Shiftyze;29714826]Are those B+ movies they make off the original idea just for poor people or something? Like you can't actually be that desperate to see a movie so you watch the B+ version of it? I just saw some team made a movie called Almighty Thor and of course it's pure shit. It's just like when they made thousands of version of that 2012 movie or the day the earth stood still.[/QUOTE] The Asylum made Almighty Thor, and The Day the Earth Stopped
I thought "I am Omega" was made in the 80's or something? I didn't know this was them.
Transmorphers [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fp7PVK9l0U[/media]
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks0;29732945]I thought "I am Omega" was made in the 80's or something? I didn't know this was them.[/QUOTE] The 80's one was Omega Man, this is just a ripoff using both names.
Let Me In :v:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Snakesonatrain.jpg[/img] and I thought the original was bad enough...
Asylum makes porn movies without any porn. [editline]10th May 2011[/editline] Almighty Thor ALMOST looks watchable actually.
[QUOTE=tommo400;29736903][img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/Snakesonatrain.jpg[/img_thumb] and I thought the original was bad enough...[/QUOTE] So its a B-Movie ripoff.. of a B-Movie. Fantastic! [editline]11th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=GodKing;29738125]Asylum makes porn movies without any porn.[/QUOTE] Don't insult porn like that. I mean... some porn stars can fake it [I]decently[/I], which is more than I can say for the acting in an Asylum movie.
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