Alright, I was fucking around with Google images looking for toys of random game characters. After searching Grim Fandango, Silent Hill and Prototype toys, (Which there were for all of them, which is kick ass) I stumble upon a website called [url]http://thatsmyface.com/[/url] The services it offers vary from a creepy-ass plastic molding of your face to a paper mask which I think the example for was a young Bruce Willis. ([url=http://www.thatsmyface.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/Paper_Facemask_4a16bb9eb3bff.jpg]See for yourself[/url]) I hyphenated creepy-ass so it's not confused with ass-plastic-molding. They don't mold a plastic mold of your ass, unfortunately. Anyways, the main part of the site that intrigued me was the personalized action figures. Fuck yes. Send some pictures of yourself to them, some specifications of what you want, and a wad of cash, and you get to fucking play with yourself after 7-14 days (Depending on which type of delivery service you picked.)
Buying just the head of your personal self is a rather expensive $100, but if you're going to pay for the head, you might as well spend some extra cash to get the body, too. Head + personalized body can be up to $300 if you choose the most expensive shit, but the stuff I picked was a nice $179 that I could take out of my imaginary salary.
I bet you're thinking "Gee Dean, you sexy hunk, this sure is a cool site but what else can I do besides put my face on a G.I. Joe?"
Well, you can customize it for one. There's roughly 30 outfits you can choose from. There's a t-shirt for half of Facepunch, a police officer for Hezzy (not British unfortunately) a suit for those business types out there, or if you don't find anything you like, you can just pick custom and specify what you need in the little "Notes" section. Maybe like specifying that he has a leather jacket with a white t-shirt underneath, grey suit pants and with a Max Payne head picture I sent them. Or would send them, if I had any cash.
Wow Dean, those outfits sure sound cool! What about hair? Surely it would be super expensive to put on hair!
Well it kind of is. If you're Captain Bald, having no hair is free. There's also sculpted hair which is basically painted on, but that's $10. Wig hair is $25 and it may look ridiculous in some situations, but it may be the choice if you have crazy ass hair like me. What if you don't want hair, but don't want to be bald? What if you want to be a fucking cyborg. Well, guess what? They have that option. If you pay a hefty extra $45, they'll add some headgear, eye pieces and ear pieces on you to look like some sort of half-robocop.
[img]http://www.thatsmyface.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/Complete_Action__4a954567b02ff.jpg[/img]
Look he's cross eyed.
[img]http://www.thatsmyface.com/tmp/ag/scalps/bald.jpg[/img]
Sexample of sculpted hair.
[img]http://www.thatsmyface.com/tmp/ag/scalps/sculpt.jpg[/img]
Is that Ricky Gervais with a wig? (I have to edit this out because they changed the picture from Ricky Gervais lookalike to some weird guy with glasses)
[img]http://www.thatsmyface.com/tmp/ag/scalps/wig.jpg[/img]
More wig.
[img]http://www.thatsmyface.com/tmp/ag/scalps/wig2.jpg[/img]
Cyborg power.
[img]http://www.thatsmyface.com/tmp/ag/scalps/cyborg.jpg[/img]
[url=http://www.thatsmyface.com/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.ilvm_grey.tpl&product_id=32&category_id=5&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=33]Holy shit Dean you fucking sexy piece of man, I want to order one![/url]
Oh look, a video.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5yvv-SmfEI&fmt=18[/media]
So you know, if you ever have precious cash to waste, go order a figure of you and play with yourself.
I wish I had enough money for one of these.
I'd make a CIA agent version of myself.
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IDEA:
Give pictures of video game characters, like Roman Bellic/Niko, Gordon Freeman, etc.
This would be perfect for making voodoo dolls.
looks like robot chicken almost
[QUOTE=cosmeticplague;16953228]looks like robot chicken almost[/QUOTE]
Probably what they used for the Seth Green dolls, or something similar.
yea, they use shittier quality for the rest of them though
[QUOTE=Reflectent;16952970]
Give pictures of video game characters, like Roman Bellic/Niko, [b]Gordon Freeman[/b], etc.[/QUOTE]
This.
[QUOTE=Levithan II;16953283]This.[/QUOTE]
I'm starting to save money for this.
I don't need some fucking doll to play with myself...
This sounds like a cool catch phrase
That's MY face
[QUOTE=Cathbadh;16953521]I don't need some fucking doll to play with myself...[/QUOTE]
I Do. :(
Wait a minute, you can make an action figure of yourself?
I'm gonna make the first limited edition garry newman action figure complete with toolgun action!
I've always wanted garry's face in my room :3:
Action figures will always be the manliest entertainment option ever besides headbutting a sidewalk.
Cool, always wanted to play with myself.
:smug:
[QUOTE=Trogdon;16953565]This sounds like a cool catch phrase
That's MY face[/QUOTE]
Your face.
Also, it'd be cool to see if they can make me as a girl.
Then again, just add Boobs. Done. My hair's long enough.
I've been able to play with myself for some time now
:fappery:
I saw something similar on the show "Science of the Movies" on the Discovery Channel. The host got a customized action figure after getting a full body scan. Awesome show. Not sure what happened to it though.
So, did you make an action figure out of yourself, Dean? Post pictures.
I have a Prototype figure.
It's the one with the sword arm.
When I saw the title I thought it was going to be some jack off website.
I wonder if they'd take a computer model for reference. If I had the money I'd have them do a Gordon Freeman figure.
[QUOTE=ColinSSX;16957116]I wonder if they'd take a computer model for reference. If I had the money I'd have them do a Gordon Freeman figure.[/QUOTE]
Screenshots.
i will send in a picture of my crush and ask for a nude doll
i love you internet
[QUOTE=Faren;16958658]i will send in a picture of my crush and ask for a nude doll
i love you internet[/QUOTE]
That's just creepy.
[QUOTE=Negrul1;16958705]That's just creepy.[/QUOTE]
shut up and give me your picture, my penis is hard
[QUOTE=Negrul1;16958705]That's just creepy.[/QUOTE]
it'll be creepier when i have to clean the jizz off of the toy
i wonder if i can ask for a life-size one
with all the right holes
and posable limbs
this sounds cash i want a gabe newwell doll
Someone buy a Garry one. :v:
Send pictures of nude Alyx.
Now.
Looks very low quality and not worth the money
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