• I'm 20 years old and dad still puts parental controls on my computer...
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Okay, so before you think I'm some loser who lives in my parent's basement, I have a story to tell. Personally, I believe that none of this is my fault. My entire life, my parents have been computer Nazis. Bad grades? No computer. Didn't dry dishes? No comp. Put a teaspoon instead of a tablespoon when serving the dinner table??? No computer! Personally I don't blame them, but things really got out of hand a few months ago. I decided to live at home this year from UMBC to save money for room and board, and my dad gave me the talk about computer usage (Being a computer programmer, he has infinite power blocking sites.) So, he told me not to go on any inappropriate sties, and I totally flipped out. I said something like "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME WATCHING PORN? I AM OF AGE!" His reply was something etched in my mind until today - "Sorry kid, I just can't fathom the idea of you wanking to porn. And your nickname "Ninja Hands"? Ugh, it gives me the shivers. [I]If you fap, I couldn't picture you as my son anymore."[/I] What the fuck. So, my dad uses this thing called OpenDNS, so it's in the IP address not just the computer. For months, I had to take it in and fap to google images. However, I think this is total bullshit and can't take this anymore, ESPECIALLY since I found [b]his[/b] porn stash of magazines under his bed. How should I confront my paranoid dad? And if it's possible, how can I get through Open DNS without a computer programmer knowing? EDIT ONE: After I got the porn stash, I came down yelling "WHOA DAD, WHAT'S THIS I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED???" My bro and my parents stared at me speechless, then the Playboy, then Dad. Dad finally spoke saying "Son, can I talk to you in private?" After that, he punched me in the arm saying "Why the hell did you say that in front of your family? That's a personal matter!" I told him I just wanted to prove a point, and that I was sick of him treating me like a child. He told me that if I ever talked again about unblocking it, he would disown me as a son. Since I am still dependent on him, I ha no choice but to agree. Ugh... Back to square one
Your life sucks.
Shit on the CPU. Then, they'll buy you your own computer to avoid sexual-deviance with the family PC.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26834256]Okay, so before you think I'm some loser who lives in my parent's basement, I have a story to tell. Personally, I believe that none of this is my fault. My entire life, my parents have been computer Nazis. Bad grades? No computer. Didn't dry dishes? No comp. Put a teaspoon instead of a tablespoon when serving the dinner table??? No computer! Personally I don't blame them, but things really got out of hand a few months ago. I decided to live at home this year from UMBC to save money for room and board, and my dad gave me the talk about computer usage (Being a computer programmer, he has infinite power blocking sites.) So, he told me not to go on any inappropriate sties, and I totally flipped out. I said something like "WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME WATCHING PORN? I AM OF AGE!" His reply was something etched in my mind until today - "Sorry kid, I just can't fathom the idea of you wanking to porn. And your nickname "Ninja Hands"? Ugh, it gives me the shivers. [I]If you fap, I couldn't picture you as my son anymore."[/I] What the fuck. So, my dad uses this thing called OpenDNS, so it's in the IP address not just the computer. For months, I had to take it in and fap to google images. However, I think this is total bullshit and can't take this anymore, ESPECIALLY since I found [b]his[/b] porn stash of magazines under his bed. How should I confront my paranoid dad? And if it's possible, how can I get through Open DNS without a computer programmer knowing?[/QUOTE] Your 20 and you don't know how to take control of your own computer!?
cool
Also wank to his porn stash, that will teach him. My automerge D:
[QUOTE=samwilki;26834266]Your life sucks.[/QUOTE]
If your dad thinks it's wrong to fap he's either crazy or retarded.
Look him in the eye, then clearly say the directory to his porn stash.
Man you make too many GD threads.
Get a job, make money, move out. Really you must be some kind of immature moron not to have seen this.
obviously your parents haven't been laid. get them a girlfriend.
say you'll black mail him about his porn stash to your mum
He just doesn't want you to go blind.
Write a message on his stash of porno. Something computer related like "port closed: unable to access pornographic content"
jizz on his porn mags
You know what you have to do. He thinks beacuse you have no internet you will not fap, all you have to do is jump in the bedroom while hes sleeping turn on the light, drop your pants and fap away, you see trough this act he will realise you are a MAN now not only he WILL UNBLOCK YOUR INTERNET he will BUY YOU, YES YOU Dirty granny magazines. P.S. Your dad is a dumb fuck is this is real.
[QUOTE=Swilly;26834290]Your 20 and you don't know how to take control of your own computer!?[/QUOTE] As I said, the security is in the IP, not the computer.
[QUOTE=Gainax;26834351]As I said, the security is in the IP, not the computer.[/QUOTE] Because that's how computers work.
Change your computers DNS settings to Google Public DNS. Servers are: 8.8.8.8 8.8.4.4
Hmm, what about Tor?
[QUOTE=BagMinge104;26834319]obviously your parents haven't been laid. get them a girlfriend.[/QUOTE] Then how was the OP born? :downs:
Steal neighbors wifi, or ask a friend to give you his collection. Actually that would be pretty weird.
Tell him remove the controls or your show his mags to your mom, sounds like your dad is a hypocritical bitch in my opinion.
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;26834397]Then how was the OP born? :downs:[/QUOTE] ghosts
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;26834330]Write a message on his stash of porno. Something computer related like "port closed: unable to access pornographic content"[/QUOTE] Print out the block page that OpenDNS gives you when you try to go on porn and tape it to the cover of the magazine
[QUOTE=Wolfyhound;26834397]Then how was the OP born? :downs:[/QUOTE] adopted
[QUOTE=Gainax;26834351]As I said, the security is in the IP, not the computer.[/QUOTE] The static IP? Change it :ms:
Replace his porn stash with gay furry porn.
You're old enough to buy your own damn computer and pay for the net. That's what I do :colbert:
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