I was doing community service with some of my friends, mainly distributing food to those in need of it. We were left with a large amount of bread (mostly bagels), that we were directed to throw out. But we decided not to waste it, and had a bagel fight. Bagels are surprisingly aerodynamic. My frisbee-aim isn't all that good, so I eventually resorted to dual-wielding french bread and deflecting. I actually headshotted one guy with a deflection. Another epic moment was when one of friends impaled a bagel with a french bread baton, and then javelined the baton, hitting the guy who threw the bagel. My french bread baton got broken by a particularly stale bagel that I tried to deflect. It was so awesome.
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in other news, the food crisis in africa has worsened
should have made a video :)
Reminds me of
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...What a waste of food. I like french bread and bagels.
[QUOTE=Jock Strap;16717501]in other news, the food crisis in africa has worsened[/QUOTE]
This.
[QUOTE=Con Fett;16717483]My french bread baton got broken by a particularly stale bagel that I tried to deflect.[/QUOTE]
:frown:
Should have sent me some
And nothing of value was lost.
Yeah, bagels suck.
[QUOTE=thirty9th;16717568]And nothing of value was lost.[/QUOTE]
Bagels and french bread have value
[QUOTE=Latias;16717585]Bagels and french bread have value[/QUOTE]
French bread is alright, but bagels suck.
[QUOTE=Con Fett;16717600]French bread is alright, but bagels suck.[/QUOTE]
the fuck are you saying
Burn infidel
[QUOTE=Jock Strap;16717615]the fuck are you saying[/QUOTE]
Bagel fight, man, let's go. Bring it.
[QUOTE=Con Fett;16717600]French bread is alright, but bagels suck.[/QUOTE]
Until you put cream cheese on them / you get one of those Cinnamon bagels
[QUOTE=Latias;16717659]Until you put cream cheese on them / you get one of those Cinnamon bagels[/QUOTE]
No, they're less aerodynamic with cream cheese.
[QUOTE=Con Fett;16717652]Bagel fight, man, let's go. Bring it.[/QUOTE]
no thanks i enjoy eating them
with herb and garlic cream cheese
or butter
actually fuck the possibilities are endless.
Why would'nt you have a bagel party instead ._.
I love bagels, they are one of my favorite foods
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I love bagels, they are one of my favorite weapons
I laughed so hard.
[QUOTE=Jock Strap;16717501]in other news, the food crisis in africa has worsened[/QUOTE]
means the same to them if fat white people eat the food. either way they get nothing
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