Smugglers caught trying to sell 36-year-old meat

[hogstr]

Ukrainian smugglers were busted by Russian police trying to supply markets in Moscow with 36-year-old meat.

A truck carrying 22 tons of American meat that was “deep frozen” since 1974 was seized by the Interior Ministry’s economic security unit.

[url]http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/01/12/smugglers-caught-trying-to-sell-36-year-old-meat/[/url]

Not your ordinary Nixon burger... or is it?

[Sickle]

Holy shit, humanity.

[Boobookittyfuck]

The smugglers bit off more than they could chew I guess.

[sp00ks]

[QUOTE=windwakr;19593125]I wonder what it would taste like.[/QUOTE]

Like death.

[kidwithsword]

Hell, I'll try anything once. Meat that's been frozen for 36 years is no exception.

[Faunz]

How much can it have changed if it had been frozen properly for the entire time?

[Ronin]

Jesus shit Russia sucks.

And I am well aware that Ukrainians were smuggling, but it was into Moscow.

[Videvik]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;19593375]Jesus shit Russia sucks.

And I am well aware that Ukrainians were smuggling, but it was into Moscow.[/QUOTE]

YEAH AND SOMEHOW MAGICALLY IT IS RUSSIA'S FAULT AND RUSSIA OFFICIALLY SUCKS.

Generic American opinion on anything Russian.

[demisemiquaver]

[QUOTE=NotMeh;19593631]YEAH AND SOMEHOW MAGICALLY IT IS RUSSIA'S FAULT AND RUSSIA OFFICIALLY SUCKS.

Generic American opinion on anything Russian.[/QUOTE]

No no no, Russia sucks for intercepting this tasty package

[Hammertime]

[QUOTE=Faunz;19593342]How much can it have changed if it had been frozen properly for the entire time?[/QUOTE]

It won't kill you but it'll taste horrible

[Shibbey]

Pimps have been doing this for years.

[radioactive]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;19594956]Pimps have been doing this for years.[/QUOTE]

This is Animal Meat, not Hookers.

[Adbor]

haha, the smugglers got fucked hard

with the security officer's 36 year old meat :q:

[djzwicblaze]

yum :smug:

[Poor Irish Boy]

As long as its been frozen I would eat it.

[Chaohord]

And they could have made it too, if only they had covered it in A1.

[BrQ]

[QUOTE=Hammertime;19594107]It won't kill you but it'll taste horrible[/QUOTE]
How do you know

[Arnold]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;19594956]Pimps have been doing this for years.[/QUOTE]
What, they sell 36 year old dead frozen hookers?

[Gufu]

Pffft, send it back to America and renew the time. In any order.

[fear me]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;19593375]Jesus shit Russia sucks.

And I am well aware that Ukrainians were smuggling, but it was into Moscow.[/QUOTE]

I know! I'll make American Facpunchers look even worse than they already do!
Sounds like a great idea!

[lmaoboat]

[QUOTE=farmatyr;19597412]What, they sell 36 year old dead frozen hookers?[/QUOTE]
They're dead on the inside.

[CommieTurtle]

Wouldn't it be more expensive to keep meat frozen for 36 years than to just go buy some new stuff or steal some cows and slaughter them?

[NickJames]

[QUOTE=BrQ;19597109]How do you know[/QUOTE]

Well considering the fact that even 6 month old frozen meat starts to taste a little funky.

[Shibbey]

[QUOTE=lmaoboat;19600317]They're dead on the inside.[/QUOTE]

And they're frozen, because they don't wear too many clothes and stand out in the cold.

[meefy]

I was expecting something about a middle-aged penis smuggling ring.

[BCell]

This reminds me of that episode from Spongebob Squarepants where Mr Krabs tried to sell a rotten krabby patty.

[Auster]

[QUOTE=lmaoboat;19600317]They're dead on the inside.[/QUOTE]

:v:

[Sero]

[QUOTE=Boobookittyfuck;19593030]The smugglers bit off more than they could chew I guess.[/QUOTE]

You just made me lose faith in humanity.