[url]http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/jesus-image-appears-on-banana-peel/story-e6freuy9-1225812846613[/url]
[quote]SITTING down for an after lunch snack turned into a brush with all things holy when Lisa Swinton saw the face of Jesus on her banana peel.
‘‘I was like ‘Oh my God![B] It’s Jesus on a banana!’’[/B]
‘‘I got it out of the fruit bowl and was about to peel it and eat it when I saw his face,’’ she told The Daily Telegraph.
The impact of seeing Christ pressed into the banana did not stop the 39-year-old of Haberfield from still eating the fruit and depositing the holy peel.
‘‘I put some photos up on Facebook – one of my friends said it looked like a monkey.’’
Ms Swinton is not a stranger to holy visions appearing in day to day household objects.
‘‘One of my friends said they saw the Holy Mother on their bathroom door and another saw an apparition of Mary on the mould of their shower floor,’’ she said. [/quote]
The banana in question -
[img]http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2009/12/22/1225812/846782-holy-banana.jpg[/img]
Looks like Ralph to me.
God fucking dammit.
Why are people so god damn stupid?
looks like a monkey with a big chin.
funny that he has ape like characteristics to him
I suspected this to be a parody thread after the Jesus in woman's bruise thread. :v:
I was surprised to see content.
Kind of reminds me of Manbearpig, don't know why.
I hope the banana explodes in front of her, terminating her life.
Less stupid people in the world.
This is just bananas.
But seriously, what the fuck.
Gah, 2 Jesus in something threads now.
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I saw Jesus in the airport once. He was in a toga and everything with a long beard, bare feet...the girl next to me was like, "Is that Jesus?".
Why does Jesus choose food to appear on?
That could be any fictional characters bearded face on that banana.
[QUOTE=Marlwolf78;19456420]Why does Jesus choose food to appear on?[/QUOTE]
Cause he is delicious.
[QUOTE=mak13two;19456444]That could be any fictional characters bearded face on that banana.[/QUOTE]
Long hair and beard = Jesus.
[QUOTE=Death Giver;19456281]looks like a monkey with a big chin.[/QUOTE]
you leave my grandfather out of this
[QUOTE=Marlwolf78;19456420]Why does Jesus choose food to appear on?[/QUOTE]
tits would be better, because we need pics for proof. :ninja:
PRAISE JEBUS, HE BE IN OUR NANNERS NOW
that's not even close to a face
[QUOTE=Death Giver;19456281]looks like a monkey with a big chin.[/QUOTE]
Because Jesus [b]WAS[/b] a monkey with a big chin.
[QUOTE=Octo pie;19456476]tits would be better, because we need pics for proof. :ninja:[/QUOTE]
Guy tits.
People need to stop making a big deal about these kind of things.
It's Downs Syndrome Jesus H. Christ!!!!
Looks like a monkey.
Fuck off, Jesus.
[QUOTE=Death Giver;19456281]looks like a monkey with a big chin.[/QUOTE]
looks like this
[img]http://blogs.pitch.com/wayward/misfits.gif[/img]
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