Good morning/afternoon/evening to all fpunchers (especially DDers)
while getting super baked a couple of days ago, i observed that i had a lot of really funny/stupid/awesome ideas while under the influence. Not only that but almost all of my friends had similar and their own ideas.
I am interested to hears from others.
for example:
[quote]I wanna host an animal show on Discovery or Animal Planet where I travel the world and encounter different kinds of animals...and then smoke them out.
Like for one episode, I go to China and smoke out a panda...then go to India and smoke out a tiger, etc.[/quote]
or
[quote]If i had a lot of money, i would actually re-make the "Diary of Anne Frank" in 3D[/quote]
lastly,
[quote] It would be so awesome if i had a monkey as my butler/pet.
And then i would train it to roll Js and then i would tell it to roll like 4 joints everyday so i can come home with 4 pre-rolled joints after work.
And when my monkey fully grows, we can finally then just chill and smoke all day in the couch and watch some TV.
I am going to name my monkey "Chill". [/quote]
[IMG]http://i33.tinypic.com/2s6sxsn.jpg[/IMG]
^what i believe Chill would look like
I love the Monkey idea... Put if only we could teach him how to pack a bowl... Then he would be complete :D
Monkey butlers are bad ideas.
[img]http://www.malcolminthemiddle.co.uk/gallery/data/828/medium/Malcolm-in-the-Middle-3x22-Monkey-MITMVC-2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=revrend_slapaho;24149566]If i had a lot of money, i would actually re-make the "Diary of Anne Frank" in 3D[/QUOTE]
This is amazing.
[QUOTE=Mumblecrust;24150082]This is amazing.[/QUOTE]
i know
What if you had a dish of ferrofluid and an amp connected to a coil of wire that makes an electromagnet underneath the dish and forced music down it. Would the ferrofluid move and dance and MAKE MUSIC????
[url]www.highdeas.com[/url]
I had a simple one that probobally been made already, but why don't they have motorcycle helmets with radios or speakers inside? I always feel bad for motorcyclers who can't listen to music.
Good link, bookmarked.
also lol:
[QUOTE][B][URL="http://highdeas.com/offbeat/Telling_my_mom_i_smoke"]Telling my mom i smoke[/URL][/B]
I chose the best time to tell my mom i smoked. I said "Mom, you know smoke pot right?" she replied "You know that's illegal right?" I said "So is not wearing your seatbelt." I win. Now i'm taking bong rips downstairs while she cooks me Ramen Noodles.
[/QUOTE]
I would go for a clone you can buy in the store, like a real cute chick but who has a personality but still robotic. shes like a slave.. muahahaha
[QUOTE=Sinistersmog;24151829][URL="http://www.highdeas.com"]www.highdeas.com[/URL]
I had a simple one that probobally been made already, but why don't they have motorcycle helmets with radios or speakers inside? I always feel bad for motorcyclers who can't listen to music.[/QUOTE]
That has been done, they cost alot tho. I just used my Ipod while I was on my bike.
"is it considered a HATE crime to beat the shit out of some dude you hate?"
[QUOTE=revrend_slapaho;24177754]"is it considered a HATE crime to beat the shit out of some dude you hate?"[/QUOTE]
No.
I had a great highdea I wanted to try. You know those cigarette one hitter bats? I never had one so I don't know them in full detail, but I want to get one and hollow it out, like take the bowl piece out. Then when I have an empty bat, I want to roll a joint, and stick it inside. It'll look just like a cigarette, but it'll have a joint inside it. You can hit it just like a normal cigarette too, and it'll keep burning like one too so the smoke will look like tobacco smoke. Great for when your outside. Any CC?
[QUOTE=Abstrakt;24187652]I had a great highdea I wanted to try. You know those cigarette one hitter bats? I never had one so I don't know them in full detail, but I want to get one and hollow it out, like take the bowl piece out. Then when I have an empty bat, I want to roll a joint, and stick it inside. It'll look just like a cigarette, but it'll have a joint inside it. You can hit it just like a normal cigarette too, and it'll keep burning like one too so the smoke will look like tobacco smoke. Great for when your outside. Any CC?[/QUOTE]
i guess thats like a chillum, except the outside would be colored like a cig
[QUOTE=Kyle v2;24161758]Make a omen bong.[/QUOTE]
I'm a genius...
[QUOTE=brianosaur;24187698]i guess thats like a chillum, except the outside would be colored like a cig[/QUOTE]
Umm, no. It would not. It would be like a fucking cigarette joint.
there's a small metal piece they sell in some tobacco shops here that its like an inch or 2 long and it looks like a cig but you can pack it with greens.
also, i wanna get like SUPER baked and watch these:
[IMG]http://i36.tinypic.com/346s089.jpg[/IMG]
^ Fucking nostalgia'd hard...
^ Seriously, Aid Bud was better than this
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i got home one day and decided to watch an episode of Chowder i DVR'd, and i was cracking up hard because of this expression he gave:
[IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/104p15l.jpg[/IMG]
i love this show
[QUOTE=revrend_slapaho;24188414]there's a small metal piece they sell in some tobacco shops here that its like an inch or 2 long and it looks like a cig but you can pack it with greens.[/QUOTE]
They're called dugouts. A couple of my friends have one, they're pretty useful.
[IMG]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:kC5yfvXrjZWbLM:http://www.420auction.com/auctions/dugout.jpg&t=1[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Distant;24189553]They're called dugouts. A couple of my friends have one, they're pretty useful.
[IMG]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:kC5yfvXrjZWbLM:http://www.420auction.com/auctions/dugout.jpg&t=1[/IMG][/QUOTE]
i want one
[QUOTE=Distant;24189553]They're called dugouts. A couple of my friends have one, they're pretty useful.
[IMG]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:kC5yfvXrjZWbLM:http://www.420auction.com/auctions/dugout.jpg&t=1[/IMG][/QUOTE]
I've got one somewhere...
i was at work the other day and i made something to kill boredom with and invented a sort of office dart.
**i work as a kind of temp for a company and mainly just work by myself in the mail room
[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/MARICABAN/dart1-1.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/MARICABAN/dart2.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/MARICABAN/dart3.jpg[/IMG]
just for kicks, i fucking threw a pair of scissors at that Styrofoam board from across the room(almost the bullseye too)
still in a work in progress.... will make a different, more accurate board soon
You know how if you go into any business they seem to have large flat screen tv's that serve no purpose except to try to make people think the company is up to date in technology? Well my idea is to expand upon that, why just one flat screen? I say a whole wall made of flat screen tvs. Just think about it, one company will start it, then the a competing company will then install two whole flat screen walls in retaliation, and the other company with up them in rebuttal, and it'll just continue and continue. Pretty soon whole buildings will be lined with flat screens.
[QUOTE=Pepin;24200191]You know how if you go into any business they seem to have large flat screen tv's that serve no purpose except to try to make people think the company is up to date in technology? Well my idea is to expand upon that, why just one flat screen? I say a whole wall made of flat screen tvs. Just think about it, one company will start it, then the a competing company will then install two whole flat screen walls in retaliation, and the other company with up them in rebuttal, and it'll just continue and continue. Pretty soon whole buildings will be lined with flat screens.[/QUOTE]
I want all the walls to be mirrors, would be cool as fuck
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Or like, the wall would be a giant tv screen and it would be playing a live feed of all the cameras in the store..
if i had my own place, i would have like a mini-plant in each room like by a very sun-lit window or something...like one in the living room, one by the kitchen, etc.
well in each plant, i would put in like an Aqua Globe so its well attended to whether i might forget to water or so
**what aqua globes are, here's an ad:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Z5qhwdL1g[/media]
OR...
probably try...like actually TRY to grow it in one of these on for size:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62QJPBNctI[/media]
**hey, if it could grow a red juicy tomato, it can make good and plentiful/bigger nugs or so
Also, totally unrelated subject i am going to try to grow a :hitler: stache and try to bring it back
[QUOTE=Sinistersmog;24151829][url]www.highdeas.com[/url]
I had a simple one that probobally been made already, but why don't they have motorcycle helmets with radios or speakers inside? I always feel bad for motorcyclers who can't listen to music.[/QUOTE]
You can buy helmets with attachments for speakers and mics.
My younger brother bought a cheap blutooth headset and made it so that it's part of his helmet.
Another one of my inventions:
You know those Post-It Flags that they use in offices? Well when they're throwing away paperwork, i decided to collect all these flags and make a long running project to get it as long as i can.
[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/MARICABAN/flags.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/MARICABAN/hand_flags.jpg[/IMG]
Where i am so far:
[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/MARICABAN/foot_flags.jpg[/IMG]
its at least taller than a full grown midget
What if a piece had add-ons that turned from a pipe to a bubbler, and then a bong?
i bet that Taco Bell did a research/study about what stoners want and buy when they visit Taco Bell.
And then they compiled all this data and then market group devised the Taco Bell $2 meal deals (as seen)
[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/MARICABAN/mealdeal.jpg[/IMG]
Taco Bell is making a killing because of this menu
So I say to the Taco Bell Corp.,
cheers, :cheers:
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