• North Korea renews nuclear missile test threats, concerns over atomic device detonation.
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[quote]North Korea has renewed a threat to conduct a nuclear test amid heightened concern that the reclusive state may set off an atomic device for the fourth time on the path to building a nuclear arsenal. The country's official Rodong Sinmun newspaper said North Korea was justified in using all available means at its disposal to counter aggressive challenges by the United States and South Korea aimed at stifling its sovereignty. North Korea clarifies "its resolute stand that it would take counter-measures including nuclear test to protect the sovereignty and dignity," the newspaper said in a commentary carried by the official KCNA news agency. The threat comes days after statements by South Korea's defence minister that preparations for a new test appear to be near completion, although analysis by an American think tank last week suggested a test may not be imminent. The North had stepped up the threat in March to show off its military strength to counter what it said was hostility led by the US after the UN Security Council condemned Pyongyang's launch of mid-range missiles into the sea. "We would not rule out a new form of nuclear test for bolstering up our nuclear deterrence," it said in March. North Korea is heavily sanctioned by UN resolutions adopted beginning in 2006 but has defied pressure to abandon its missile and nuclear programs.[/quote] [video=youtube;lwoSFQb5HVk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwoSFQb5HVk[/video] [url]http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-11/north-korea-renews-threat-to-conduct-nuclear-missile-test/5444634[/url]
[img]http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/funny-kim-jong-un-comic-this-tall-nuclear-war-pics.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;44781475][img]http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/funny-kim-jong-un-comic-this-tall-nuclear-war-pics.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] But Kim is 5ft9
How will they build a nuclear arsenal if they keep blowing them up after they're built?
[QUOTE=JgcxCub;44782001]How will they build a nuclear arsenal if they keep blowing them up after they're built?[/QUOTE] Well you can't really call it nuclear arsenal until you try at least one or two to see that they actually work.
[QUOTE=Saturn V;44781507]But Kim is 5ft9[/QUOTE] Yeah, in width
Someone warn the mermen!
If it goes anything like their previous missile tests, I'd be pretty worried about the people in NK right now.
they'll just blow themselves up, who gives a shit?
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;44782395]they'll just blow themselves up, who gives a shit?[/QUOTE] if they blow themselves up im pretty sure they'd fuck south korea up a bit
[QUOTE=Marzipas;44782407]if they blow themselves up im pretty sure they'd fuck south korea up a bit[/QUOTE] Apart from the nuclear aftermath and a horrifying refugee situation with the ones that are left. Going by what we heard so far from all the defectors, whoever's job it will be to document the condition of the people living there once the government has fallen will most likely need to get therapy.
[QUOTE=Saturn V;44781507]But Kim is 5ft9[/QUOTE] Unrelated, but why is this getting dumbs? He's right. The joke doesn't make sense.
[QUOTE=Saturn V;44781507]But Kim is 5ft9[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=RosettaStoned;44785130]Unrelated, but why is this getting dumbs? He's right. The joke doesn't make sense.[/QUOTE] jesus it doesn't mean literally. the comic is saying that north korea is a small and weak country, not that kim himself is short.
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;44785147]jesus it doesn't mean literally. the comic is saying that north korea is a small and weak country, not that kim himself is short.[/QUOTE] Oh okay. I'm bad political metaphors.
-sniplate-
The reason we can't find the lost city of Atlantis is because NK's missile tests reduced the underwater city to dust.
Waiting for the inevitable arguments for and against reunification.
what if the missile warheads are filled with agents kim jong-un "american will tremble! we launch agents to country to take over and make new korea town!" *missile launches and slams into the ground* officer: "supreme glorious leader. missile crash into america and all agents did died" kim jong-un: "america soil is jealous and destroy rocket in envy. mission success! 10 grains of rice to everybody!"
ah goodie been waiting for my weekly North Korea fix i was not disapointed
[QUOTE=murple;44785771]ah goodie been waiting for my weekly North Korea fix i was not disapointed[/QUOTE] You should probably swap to heroin, North Korea is not the drug you are looking for bro.
kinda funny that they do adhear to the atmospheric test ban treaty, guess its easier to claim your test went successfully when nobody can see it happen also they should try to launch something into orbit with this test, be productive with your nukes
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