I was talking with my friend on facebook about the iraq war when all of a sudden this 12 year old kid commented on our wall posts and eventually began an argument about why we went to war
Here is why we need to stay in Iraq, according to a 12 year old:
"oil is esecial for life heating houses cars trucks to deliever food planes everything and those terriost bombed NYC the greatest mother fucking place in the world u hippie if they f with nyc theres probs if they bombed like wiysoncine who gives a fuck cause theres no one there and we got to kill all those fucking middle eastern ppl ever last one inocent or not cause if we leave a non inocinte one and a inicinte one the inicinte one will tell they other the bad ways and fucking 9/11 all over again because off fucking hippies like u i understand its messed up ppl r doing cuase of it but god would hve stopped it if it wasnt nessecary."
I personally fell out of my chair laughing at this
Wow.
bush did 9/11 for esecial oil
[QUOTE=Bobv2;23980398]bush did 9/11 for esecial oil[/QUOTE]
and 9/11 was apparently Iraqs fault
I'm in wiysoncine, (Wisconsin) I think. and I would care if we got bombed.
I don't see what's so funny. He sounds about right to me.
We need that esecial oil, you know.
[QUOTE=Airdoo;23980434]I'm in wiysoncine, (Wisconsin) I think. and I would care if we got bombed.[/QUOTE]
Impossible, according to this kid theres nobody in wiysoncine!
[QUOTE=Bobv2;23980398]bush did 9/11 for esecial oil[/QUOTE]
This, my opinion atleast.
There is way more behind it than only the oil and bush, weeks before the collapse they changed the insurance holder (which they didn't change for years) and an weekend before the collapse some random building site employees were working with the walls in the building.
And ofcourse there was this chemical illegal substance used when they first builded that building, which was not safe for fire's, etc etc.
[quote]oil[/quote]
Stopped reading about there.
I think we should send this to obama, this would change his mind about pulling the troops out for sure!
well, .... He's only 12, he's just uneducated and such....
And what did you say to that Johnlmonkey?
Goddamn hippies screwing everything up.
This kid needs Firefox and it's auto spellchecker.
I think the Republicans may have found their 2012 candidate
[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;23980488]well, .... He's only 12, he's just uneducated and such....
And what did you say to that Johnlmonkey?[/QUOTE]
My Reply: "That was the most disgusting thing Ive ever read, pure ignorance. Not only are you saying that sacrificing lives for oil is ok. Your'e also saying that we need to kill every middle eastern person even if they're innocent? You're completely wrong Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11. Im not saying you're a bad christian, im saying you're a bad person. I dont care if you go to church and pray to this "god" of yours, it dosen't excuse that what you just said was absolutely disgusting.You should be ashamed of your ignorance."
His reply to my reply: "ok guys put it this way obamas a fagot and mcain would got us out of thw war by kicking the iragies asses because he now a thing about the cough cough he was torchered for 1-2 years cough cough and he is a american hero. and obama is fucking stupid hes a ra-tard so ever one SHUT THE FUCK UP OK JESUS CHRIST." from the words of the all might All nowing amazing eric cartman. o yah and LETS TURN THE DESERTS TO GLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;23980445]Impossible, according to this kid theres nobody in wiysoncine![/QUOTE]
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=wiysoncine"]Wikipedia agrees with him.[/URL]
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;23980521]I think the Republicans may have found their 2012 candidate[/QUOTE]
What do you mean? We already have a similar one - Sarah Palin!
I love how he calls pepole hippies, when he has no idea what hippies are.
He seems to be an expert in the arts of profanity.
This is why you don't give twelve years olds internet.
Damn kid needs to stay in school and read some books.
Real books, like Brave New World, or some Shakespeare.
I want to see this kid have a formal debate with Micheal Moore.
If he's really twelve then you really need to tell him to take Summer School right now if he's ever going to recover from the massive dent in his brain's ability to think.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;23980549]This is why you don't give twelve years olds internet.
Damn kid needs to stay in school and read some books.
Real books, like Brave New World, or some Shakespeare.[/QUOTE]
This may sound off topic, but Shakespeare gives you absolutely no education of the real world today. Why the fuck would he need to read that?
I live in wiysoncine and I say bomb the motherfucker so I can get out of here.
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23980577]This may sound off topic, but Shakespeare gives you absolutely no education of the real world today. Why the fuck would he need to read that?[/QUOTE]
To learn basic sentence structure
What I understand from that was this:
"i am 12 lololol we went 2 war b/c stoopid hippie which I am lolzers and we need esetal oil from iraq lololol"
Which is BS considering that we get all our oil from South American.
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;23980605]To learn basic sentence structure[/QUOTE]
If you use Elizabethan time's sentence structure then you need to just stop. Now.
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23980619]If you use Elizabethan time's sentence structure then you need to just stop. Now.[/QUOTE]
Why? I think it makes me sound fancy, and creepy!
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23980619]If you use Elizabethan time's sentence structure then you need to just stop. Now.[/QUOTE]
You can't really compile Shakespeare to be completely under the time of Elizabeth. Actually, it's Jamesean English.
[QUOTE=Asswipe;23980577]This may sound off topic, but Shakespeare gives you absolutely no education of the real world today. Why the fuck would he need to read that?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;23980605]To learn basic sentence structure[/QUOTE]
And, if you can understand Shakespeare, then politics/world affairs will be a cinch.
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