Hey everybody, my name is TheJunction and i'm about to teach you about a little marvel called the toaster.
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The toaster is typically a small electric kitchen appliance designed to toast multiple types of bread products. A typical modern two-slice toaster draws anywhere between 600 and 1200 W and makes toast in 1 to 3 minutes. There are also non-electrical toasters that can be used to toast bread products over an open fire or flame.
Now that you know what a toaster is, i'm gonna give you a step by step guide on how to use a toaster.
STEP 1. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION THIS IS A VITAL STEP.
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STEP 2. PAY LESS ATTENTION, THIS IS NOT AS VITAL, BUT IS IN FACT STILL IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO PROVE VITAL.
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STEP 3. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU READING THIS, LOOK AT THE IMAGE BELOW.
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STEP 4. OPTIONAL STEP IS OPTIONAL.
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STEP 5. THE FINAL STEP.
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And there we fucking have it, you have successfully fucking used a fucking toaster.
fuck
Toaster burnt me
[IMG]http://www.makeupbymelissa.co.uk/BurntHand-portfolio1.jpg[/IMG]
What do?
[QUOTE=CounterTunes;25325731]Toaster burnt me
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What do?[/QUOTE]
Oh dear god! :ohdear:
[QUOTE=CounterTunes;25325731]Toaster burnt me
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What do?[/QUOTE]
this also happened to me. now what?
Dear God why? Not going to quote that awful picture.
[QUOTE=Just2Rusty;25325748]this also happened to me. now what?[/QUOTE]
Put your hand in the toaster, and all will be well.
You know what they say" all toasters toast toast" and if you are not lucky your hand as well
i tried to microwave my toaster but it tripped the breaker and now i have no power in the kitchen help?
You are going to need to cut your hand off, and install a new one.
Put the direct links to the images in the OP, not just to the page displaying the images.
[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;25325876]You know what they say" all toasters toast toast" and if you are not lucky your hand as well[/QUOTE]
Toasters don't toast toast, they toast bread.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;25327093]Toasters don't toast toast, they toast bread.[/QUOTE]
They also toast the Gothic 3 dvd very well.
Usually when you do a thread like this make the pictures not shit. How am I supposed to follow these hard instructions, I will never be able to use a toaster for the rest of my life.
Toasters make me jump when the toast comes out, nearly shat bricks the last time.
Now wheres that TF2 video....
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Guys guys I have a brilliant idea!
Use your toaster while in the bath! Simply plug it in and balance it on the side of your tub, then insert the bread and put it on! :science:
What happens when you put a fork in a plugged in toaster?
Shenanigenisn (or whatever) impersonator?
My toaster is Dirty. I'm going to take a bath with it.
Protip: Buy earlier toasters with high-powered springs, then look at the toast when it's nearly finished toasting.
[QUOTE=Mobon1;25328723]Shenanigenisn (or whatever) impersonator?[/QUOTE]
I loved his toast thread.
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[QUOTE=watehfreak;25329603]Protip: Buy earlier toasters with high-powered springs, then look at the toast when it's nearly finished toasting.[/QUOTE]
Jesus?
Can I use toasters on a plane?
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My toast looks about done... What does facepunch think?
I haven't used a toaster in at least 3 years...
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