• Woman Falls in Love with the Man Who Accidentally Shot Her While High
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[img]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/198w3fq6loob8jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg[/img] [img]http://media.timesfreepress.com/img/photos/2013/12/06/1207_WEB_a_Shoot_Folo_t618.JPG?ba5b5b122dd3d37cc13d83e92a6a0ec0d5bfa32a[/omg] [quote] LaFAYETTE, Ga. — A bullet ripped through the woman's thigh, through a vein and out the back of her kneecap. It buried itself in the ground. But really, it shot straight to the heart. Audrey Marie Mayo, 24, and Matthew Tyler Webb, 23, have known each other for about two months. When they first met, she said, he seemed nice, friendly, responsible. Plus, he liked the Grateful Dead. But Mayo said the two didn't officially become a couple until Nov. 21, after Mayo accidentally shot her. "Cupid doesn't use a bow and arrow anymore," said 30-year-old Jesse Greer, Mayo's brother-in-law. "He uses an SKS" rifle. Earlier that day, Mayo and Webb hung out on the roof of Webb's mother's house at 910 Hillsdale Road. Across the street, Webb spotted some deer and decided to try to bag one. After he left Mayo alone on the rooftop around 5:30 p.m., she thought she heard him calling for her. She thought he wanted her to bring him a knife. So Mayo climbed down the ladder and walked across the street. She called out to Webb, kind of. "I was doing like a half yell," she said Friday in her home on Raleigh Drive, two weeks after the incident. "I didn't want to scare the deer away." Through the thicket of briar, gripping his rifle, Webb heard rustling and saw movement. Then, everything stopped. He aimed. "And then I heard a gunshot," Mayo said. "And then I felt it. And then I hit the ground." Something sharp ran through her leg, like a rod with hooks ripping through her flesh and nerves and blood vessels. She doesn't remember much else from that night. She recalls lying on the ground and wondering whether Webb thought she was dead. She remembers medics talking to each other in some complicated jargon. She woke up days later in a bed at Erlanger hospital. Webb was in the room with her, clutching a note he wrote so that, when he got a chance to talk to the woman he accidentally shot, he would know what to say. After Webb called 911 on Nov. 21, LaFayette police arrested him on charges of firing a gun within 150 feet of a road. Capt. Stacey Meeks said Webb admitted to taking several illegal drugs that day, and Meeks expects Webb will be charged with other crimes. Because the incident involved hunting violations, the Georgia Department of Natural Resources is handling the investigation. The day after the shooting, DNR Capt. Johnny Johnson said Webb could be charged with misuse of a firearm, a hunting license violation and failing to wear orange.[/quote] [url]http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2013/dec/07/he-shot-her-now-theyre-a-couple/?local[/url] What the fuck kind of love story is that?
That's one way of doing it.
[QUOTE=shian;43131409][img]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/198w3fq6loob8jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg[/img] [img]http://media.timesfreepress.com/img/photos/2013/12/06/1207_WEB_a_Shoot_Folo_t618.JPG?ba5b5b122dd3d37cc13d83e92a6a0ec0d5bfa32a[/omg] [url]http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2013/dec/07/he-shot-her-now-theyre-a-couple/?local[/url] What the fuck kind of love story is that?[/QUOTE] [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome"]It's actually a phenomenon[/URL]
[QUOTE=jakedog;43131439][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome"]It's actually a phenomenon[/URL][/QUOTE] It probably wasn't on purpose, he though she was and elk in the thick brush. He was just trying to impress her, and it worked i guess.
[QUOTE]"Cupid doesn't use a bow and arrow anymore," said 30-year-old Jesse Greer, Mayo's brother-in-law. "He uses an SKS" rifle. [/QUOTE] :v:
Oh my god, that quote about Cupid got me. Brilliant.
[QUOTE=jakedog;43131439][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome"]It's actually a phenomenon[/URL][/QUOTE]That isn't Stockholm syndrome
I'm surprised there's been no penetration jokes...
She's pretty cute, tbh. That guy got really lucky. (Especially with the whole shooting in the leg thing.)
The guy's name is Mathew Webb. He looks a lot like Robert Webb. Odd. [img]http://i.imgur.com/JfC9YE4.png[/img]
The girl sounds a bit crazy, the guy probably isn't too stable either, considering he thought that suddenly hunting a deer would be a good idea, plus the 7 'illegal drugs' in his system.
"How I met your mother"
he looks too much like Adam Sessler to not be Adam Sessler.
[quote]After Webb called 911 on Nov. 21, LaFayette police arrested him on charges of firing a gun within 150 feet of a road.[/quote] Interesting how they instantly arrested the guy, but what about the girl that killed her boyfriend and did not even get charged? Link to other story: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1331707[/url]
If I knew shooting hot women in the leg made them fall [in love] with you, I would have grabbed my gun for hunting ages ago
Being charged with "failing to wear orange" is what makes the article for me.
yeah don't try this, I've shot at least 3 or 4 different women and none of them have asked me on a second date.
[QUOTE=maxumym;43132077]Being charged with "failing to wear orange" is what makes the article for me.[/QUOTE] well it's kind of a big deal, bright orange is universal for all hunters for "don't fuckin shoot me, bruh." Would have kept this girl from getting hurt.
[QUOTE=glitchvid;43131668]The girl sounds a bit crazy, the guy probably isn't too stable either, considering he thought that suddenly hunting a deer would be a good idea, plus the 7 'illegal drugs' in his system.[/QUOTE] several != seven [editline]10th December 2013[/editline] I don't see what's so strange about it since it sounds like they were already into each other [quote]She woke up days later in a bed at Erlanger hospital. Webb was in the room with her, clutching a note he wrote so that, when he got a chance to talk to the woman he accidentally shot, he would know what to say.[/quote] and that's pretty sweet tbh
Tfw shooters get victim gfs before you get a gf...
[QUOTE=Tmaxx;43132119]well it's kind of a big deal, bright orange is universal for all hunters for "don't fuckin shoot me, bruh." Would have kept this girl from getting hurt.[/QUOTE] Oh, I see then, I thought it was some sort of fashion police, since you yanks are crazy.
I'm sorry, she looks a lot like the overattached girlfriend.
[QUOTE=shian;43131409][img]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/198w3fq6loob8jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg[/img] [img]http://media.timesfreepress.com/img/photos/2013/12/06/1207_WEB_a_Shoot_Folo_t618.JPG?ba5b5b122dd3d37cc13d83e92a6a0ec0d5bfa32a[/omg] [url]http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2013/dec/07/he-shot-her-now-theyre-a-couple/?local[/url] What the fuck kind of love story is that?[/QUOTE] LOL he looks like robert webb
This is the most redneck/white trash thing I've read all month.
Grateful Dead fans consuming drugs ? Who would have guessed ?
Yikes, that's a highly unorthodox hookup. Also, this song likely fits the situation. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFSTi17tnxk[/media]
Sounds kinda like a movie plot. "Coming to theaters near you, SKS-Cupid" "Starring Hugh Grant as Webb, and Cameron Diaz as Mayo"
I guess she gave him a shot. That was terrible one.
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