[url=http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/02/15/robert-pattinson-really-really-likes-his-dog/][quote]Robert Pattinson, he of the sparkly vampire acting gigs and legions of fans, revealed some intriguing tidbits about his personal life during a reported pint-laden interview with Details magazine.
After a beer or two and plenty of chili-spiced bar snacks, Pattinson said that when it comes down to it, his biggest emotional attachment is to his dog.
"There might be something wrong with my emotional sight," the 23-year-old actor said. "The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous."
Which is more than he can say about his relationship with vaginas.
The racy photo shoot he did for Details positioned the heartthrob between the legs of a female model, and Pattinson said it made him a bit antsy.
[b]"I really hate vaginas," he said. "I'm allergic to vagina.[/b] But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
There was, however, a redeeming quality of the shoot for Pattinson.
"This shoot, it's kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community," Pattinson explained. "The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now. No community in it at all. It's just everything, everywhere."
Pattinson is currently working on an adaptation of the Guy de Maupassant novel "Bel Ami," and will make his next appearance on the silver screen in March in the drama "Remember Me."[/quote][/url]
That sound you hear is the hearts of thousands of twilight fans breaking
not mine
He's just trying to hide the fact that he has one.
Just in: Twilight fan girls attempt to grow penises.
Makes sense if you watched Starship Troopers before hitting puberty
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[QUOTE=Dr.C;20243535]Makes sense if you watched Starship Troopers before hitting puberty
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Godamnit, why did you have to make that comparison?
Fuck.
Thankless bastard. If I had to spend hours positioned between the legs of a naked female models you wouldn't hear me whining.
Allergic to vagina loooooooooooooooooooooooLMYFO
How can you be allergic? what?
Well, that clears it, he's gay. I can somewhat respect him now.
robert pat-pat-pat-pat pat-pat-pats his napoleon dynomite.
[QUOTE=Dr.C;20243535]Makes sense if you watched Starship Troopers before hitting puberty[/QUOTE]
Oh you nasty fucker.
His biggest emotional attachment is to his dog. :smug:
I actually gained some respect for the guy after I heard how much he hated himself for doing the movies.
Not to say it cancels out the loss of respect for signing on in the first place, but...
:woof:
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oh no, automerge come back i love you
He means vagina makes his penis swell up.
Well now you've just gone and ruined it haven't you
Heres the photos [url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/13/robert-pattinson-im-aller_n_461448.html[/url]
Not a big surprise.
Robert Pattinson is pretty cool. He basically just tries to piss off Twilight fans as much as possible.
[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;20243675]Well now you've just gone and ruined it haven't you[/QUOTE]
Would you rather penis make his vagina swell up?
[QUOTE=TheManest;20243695]Heres the photos [URL]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/13/robert-pattinson-im-aller_n_461448.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
I don't understand those photo's relevance to anything he does.
"Here's Pattinson with a naked chick in a Tub, now call me artistic."
it's like the universe is balancing itself out in a way
[QUOTE=Reaver1991;20243748]it's like the universe is balancing itself out in a way[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's called Natural Selection.
I don't see why you all have to blatantly hate him, he's just doing his job.
That's like saying the repo-man or the parking lady are terrible people and should not reproduce because you dislike them.
There's going to be a sudden spike in the twifag populations for supporting beastaility soon.
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;20243846]There's going to be a sudden spike in the twifag populations for supporting beastaility soon.[/QUOTE]
you're the fag for using "twifag"
also i honestly and seriously respect robert patinson for how he's acted in response to his fame and his opinions, everything i ead about him is just crude and casual, something i'd expect myself to say, not some movie star.
[quote]"When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing."
"When you read the book, it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108 year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there."
"I've spent a long time thinking, 'How can I take the whole [Edward is] beautiful thing as an interpretation?' And I realized that it's just Bella saying he's so beautiful and she's just in love with him and obsessed with him so he could be like a piece of cheese and she would think the same thing."[/quote]
we've all heard about how meyer sucks but his "interpretation" is brilliant
considering Stephenie Meyer is a morman, I'd think fantasizing about other men would be standard
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;20244004]you're the fag for using "twifag"
also i honestly and seriously respect robert patinson for how he's acted in response to his fame and his opinions, everything i ead about him is just crude and casual, something i'd expect myself to say, not some movie star.
we've all heard about how meyer sucks but his "interpretation" is brilliant[/QUOTE]
I think I now have more respect for him than any movie star ever after reading that.
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