Man cuts off testicles during wedding

[xVENUSx]

[quote]A British wedding was delayed after a man stormed into the church and hacked off his testicles.The self-mutilator ran into Hutton All Saints Church near Brentwood in Essex with a pair of scissors and started throwing chairs around.
As the horrified vicar looked on, he then cut away his private parts just an hour before the ceremony was due to start.[/quote]

[URL]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-cuts-testicles-delaying-british-wedding-article-1.1462190[/URL]

Oww...

[Wiggles]

That takes balls.

[Chris M]

did he died

[Protocol7]

[QUOTE=Wiggles;42257027]That takes balls.[/QUOTE]

Well, it did, anyway. Not anymore.

[MuThing]

Quite the statement.

[mzathemind]

Oh wow thats so nuts
I fucking suck at this

[Sprockethead]

What a dumbass

[Mr._N]

Definitely not a good omen for a wedding.

[[EG] Pepper]

I bet he got a bollocking for that.

[notgeogzm]

I wish I got put on the news when [i]my[/i] balls dropped, but no, this guy gotta go get all the fame

[Ern]

Testicle pun.

[Jeller]

Just the thought of that has mine aching like a bitch...

[Xmeagol]

balls

[Provost]

The hell was he on?

[TheLolrus]

oh god the pain

[MatheusMCardoso]

red wedding

[dai]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;42257332]The hell was he on?[/QUOTE]

I've heard pre-wedding jitters can stress out some people pretty hard but jesus

[Dr. Fishtastic]

man loses balls at a wedding, what else is new

[Rellow]

[QUOTE=daijitsu;42257385]I've heard pre-wedding jitters can stress out some people pretty hard but jesus[/QUOTE]

He wasn't the one getting married.

[Ninja Duck]

I object!

[dai]

[QUOTE=Rellow;42257405]He wasn't the one getting married.[/QUOTE]

ahh, I read it weird

I wonder if he had any relation to the couple or if this was entirely chance

[JgcxCub]

MAKE US WHOLE

[BloodShot12]

[QUOTE=Wiggles;42257027]That takes balls.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, two of them.

[Wafflemaster]

Numbnuts.

[Texasbbwlover]

The fuck?!

[theevilldeadII]

why if does not want to marry he should have just said sorry but no thanks

[paramud]

I misread the title as "own wedding" and thought it was some bizarre fetish wedding.

[Scot]

The thought of having my balls cut off with scissors is making me cringe super hard right now

[3picFail]

[QUOTE]Man cuts off testicles during wedding[/QUOTE]

[quote]"...he then cut away his private parts just an hour before the ceremony was due to start."[/quote]

?

[editline]20th September 2013[/editline]

What a damper though, that church and scenery looks beautiful.

[cecilbdemodded]

[quote]"I thought [it] was part of his arm, but that was one of his testicles,"[/quote]

Damn, and I thought T Rexs had short arms!