How i met a random guy at a bus stop. - General

Our teacher let us go just a minute after the first bus went by and i decided to walk until the next came by. I did, after about 20 minutes i sat down at a bus stop waiting for a bus. After sitting there for a while a man came towards the bus stop, he had a beard a multi colored jacket and a helmet in his hand. He was'nt ''normal'' you could see that something had happend to him. This is our ''conversation'' Him=H Me=M H: Do you know how to multiply? M: Yes. H: 3xB M 3xB? Then it took a while before he said something. And it was hard to understand what he said. H:My neck, my wife i was in a car accident(Shows me his neck) Then he showed me his hand and started shaking them. I nodded. A woman walked by and he said you look familliar, she looked at him and i did'nt get what she said to him. H: Are you glad you were born female, girl? M: Yes H: Im glad i was born boy. Took some time before he said something. H:What would you do if you had a beard like me. M: I dont know. H: Would you be disgusted? M: I dont know. After some time he said: We are very spoiled, think 100000 years ago they did'nt have oil and electricity. M: Yes. H: I wonder what it was like here in Norway when we did'nt. After that the bus came and he said: Your were before me so you can go first. And to the woman behind him he said and i was before you. The End. Never happend to me before.. Pretty special.

Congratulations, you had your first ever IRL experience.

OP is a female?

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;25700131]OP is a female?[/QUOTE] Yes, glorious leader, if you'd use those big silly glasses you'd read that OP is indeed female.

[QUOTE=Nekrietns;25700151]Yes, glorious leader, if you'd use those big silly glasses you'd read that OP is indeed female.[/QUOTE] Thanks for notifying me here have this noodle [img]http://www.mykoreandiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jajangmyun-01.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;25700131]OP is a female?[/QUOTE] Shock horror, there's a female on Facepunch. How will you cope?

[QUOTE=Nekrietns;25700128]Congratulations, you had your first ever IRL experience.[/QUOTE] Not funny enough to rate funny.

And here's what you didn't pick up on: [QUOTE]H: Are you glad you were born female, girl? M: Yes H: Im glad i was born boy.[/QUOTE] In his own twisted way, he was establishing the fact that your genitals are compatible with his. [QUOTE]H:What would you do if you had a beard like me. M: I dont know. H: Would you be disgusted?[/QUOTE] Now he is assessing whether you are totally creeped out by him, or if he has some kind of chance with you. [QUOTE]he said: Your were before me so you can go first.[/QUOTE] Now he gets to stand level with your ass while you stand on the top step, paying your bus fare/inserting your bus ticket. A good opportunity for him to stare at your rump. [QUOTE]And to the woman behind him he said and i was before you.[/QUOTE] He's not into grown women. [QUOTE]The End.[/QUOTE] Do you feel violated?

i met this one guy on the bus before and he was puking all over himself when people got on.

I am thoroughly confused by this thread.

Should have responded with something else than simple answers, it's freaking hard to talk to a person who just answers yes or no.

I don't see how this is worthy of a thread. Anyone who's familiar with public transit knows that conversations with weird people is a common occurance.

exactly a "conversation" you said these things to him in order: yes, 3xb? , yes, i dont know, yes

This was the most exciting thread I've read all year. I think OP should write a novel about her epic bus stop experience. Truly breathtaking.

[QUOTE=Weird_Bartender;25700530]And here's what you didn't pick up on: [/QUOTE] I thought that too Avatar fits too, almost too well

Did you get his number?

[QUOTE=one free man;25700713] Avatar fits too, almost too well[/QUOTE] I get that a lot! :D

This is a strange experience. Inb4 aspergers

:wtc:

Oh look another attention thread.

How come? Would you rather have me post about popping zitz?

Obviously you just had a conversation with a guy who probably suffered brain damage in a car crash that killed his wife.

OP, apostrophes are supposed to go [I]between[/I] the 'n' and 't'. Wrong: Did'nt. Right: Didn't. Just felt I'd correct you before you kept making the same mistake I made for about 4 months.

Where in norway is this? He sounds familiar..got a guy like that in my town

[QUOTE=Falchion;25702064]Obviously you just had a conversation with a guy who probably suffered brain damage in a car crash that killed his wife.[/QUOTE] Makes me sad when I think of that.

Thank god I shaved

sounds like an everyday bus stop experience to me [editline]28th October 2010[/editline] kind of touching in a sad way, though

[QUOTE=ishownomercy;25702130]Where in norway is this? He sounds familiar..got a guy like that in my town[/QUOTE] Gjesdal.

[QUOTE=Murkat;25702088]OP, apostrophes are supposed to go [I]between[/I] the 'n' and 't'. Wrong: Did'nt. Right: Didn't. Just felt I'd correct you before you kept making the same mistake I made for about 4 months.[/QUOTE] shut up "hey guys my familys' dog just died :(" "hey man how's it going, you know the apostrophe goes before s, right?" i mean really

[QUOTE=RedSponge;25700096]We are very spoiled, think 100000 years ago they did'nt have oil and electricity.[/QUOTE] Oil didn't exist 100000 years ago :downs: