[QUOTE=angrykid8;41629276]I never wash my hands.[/QUOTE]
gross
Also wash your hands before you touch your dick just to be sure
[QUOTE=angrykid8;41629276]I never wash my hands.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=angrykid8;41629276]I never wash my hands.[/QUOTE]
good gracious
[QUOTE=angrykid8;41629276]I never wash my hands.[/QUOTE]
i don't wash my hands after i piss because i know for a fact that my dick is cleaner than the sink handles
I wash my hands like 10 times a day or more.
[QUOTE=Arid;41630557]Also wash your hands before you touch your dick just to be sure[/QUOTE]
This couldn't be more true, one time I was cooking myself some spicy thai food, and in thai cooking there is one ingredient called Nam Prik Pao which is basically a concentrated roasted chili paste. It's so strong that long after I was done I went ahead for a fap.. worst mistake I've ever made.
[QUOTE=ryasnack1;41632096]This couldn't be more true, one time I was cooking myself some spicy thai food, and in thai cooking there is one ingredient called Nam Prik Pao which is basically a concentrated roasted chili paste. It's so strong that long after I was done I went ahead for a fap.. worst mistake I've ever made.[/QUOTE]
For added enjoyment, mash together chili peppers in your hands then rub your eyes.
[QUOTE=HellSoldier;41633266]For added enjoyment, mash together chili peppers in your hands then rub your eyes.[/QUOTE]
just an fyi most people aren't masochists so enjoyment is not the best word to use
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;41633315]just an fyi most people aren't masochists so enjoyment is not the best word to use[/QUOTE]
pfft wimp
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;41633695]pfft wimp[/QUOTE]
ok i admit it
i took the wimpitude test at the doctors office and even he said "you're pretty much the perfect example of a pansy"
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;41631958]i don't wash my hands after i piss because i know for a fact that my dick is cleaner than the sink handles[/QUOTE]
This is what people actually believe... even though they touched the door handles to even get in. Yep, your hands are cleaner than the sink handles alright.
[QUOTE=Floreum;41633930]This is what people actually believe... even though they touched the door handles to even get in. Yep, your hands are cleaner than the sink handles alright.[/QUOTE]
nope, i either let other people open the door or open it with my foot when nobody is looking.
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besides even with that it would be better to wash before
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also i'm not a total disgusting person considering that i wash my hands when i'm out in public or if people are over because that's just polite
but i use a paper towel to turn the faucet on in that situation
You open them with your foot?
I just grab the handle with my hand covered in the lower part of my shirt
Or use my elbow if it's a push door
[QUOTE=ryasnack1;41632096]This couldn't be more true, one time I was cooking myself some spicy thai food, and in thai cooking there is one ingredient called Nam Prik Pao which is basically a concentrated roasted chili paste. It's so strong that long after I was done I went ahead for a fap.. worst mistake I've ever made.[/QUOTE]
I usually forget to wash my hands before peeing after eating spicy food. The worst part is that the burning doesn't necessarily start right away, it starts when you're back at the table.
I carry around a bottle of antibacterial disinfectant everywhere I go in addition to being incredibly anal about washing my hands.
[QUOTE=angrykid8;41629276]I never wash my hands.[/QUOTE]
Christ, I hope you never work in the food industry, or even serve food to people.
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