I got the most amazing toothpaste ever - General

I just went to the store and bought a canister (Yeah, a fuckin' canister) of the most amazing toothpaste ever. It's called Aquafresh iso-clean or whatever, and it claims to remove [b]3X[/b] the plaque as normal toothpaste! Here's an image: [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:PnDAj0r7H-iq7M:http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/221982/200.JPG[/img] I have braces, and I simply forget to brush my teeth. I brushed once and I could see A TON of plaque coming out. It wouldn't have come out in such quantities if I had used that crappy tubepaste. The effectiveness motivates me to brush my teeth. Odd.

Extreme :ssj:

Uh, ok?

Send me some.

I'm ordering with both phones.

I got like, ten!

You've got braces but you don't clean your teeth? Ewwwww fucking gross. I bet you have terrible breath.

[img]http://www.wds.org.in/ORGFunction/images/Sponsor/S031.jpg[/img] Bitch please.

Reminds me of that old thread where someone's mom bulk-purchased several crates of toothpaste. I can't seem to find it :frown:

Well i had bubblegum toothpaste beat that. :coolfish:

Thanks dude, I'm gonna get some at the store if they got some.

It probably makes you sterile. Wouldn't matter for facepunch anyway i suppose.

Sounds sweet. I want to see a picture of some of it on a item of food with you eating it. Now.

[QUOTE=apocca;18040184]It probably makes you sterile. Wouldn't matter for facepunch anyway i suppose.[/QUOTE] :eng101: A very scientific post brought to you by apocca!

Sort of off topic: my braces are pissing me off so fucking badly. Fucking scarred the inside of my mouth and it's really uncomfortable when the wire gets caught perfectly between two scars (which have formed that way because the wire was digging into that part of my gum in the first place).

[QUOTE=geel9;18040079]I just went to the store and bought a canister (Yeah, a fuckin' canister) of the most amazing toothpaste ever. It's called Aquafresh iso-clean or whatever, and it claims to remove [b]3X[/b] the plaque as normal toothpaste! Here's an image: [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:PnDAj0r7H-iq7M:http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/221982/200.JPG[/img] I have braces, and I simply forget to brush my teeth. I brushed once and I could see A TON of plaque coming out. It wouldn't have come out in such quantities if I had used that crappy tubepaste. The effectiveness motivates me to brush my teeth. Odd.[/QUOTE] man you're fucking disgusting i bet you 'forget' to wash too

Didn't the dentist give you wax? I personally don't use it; your cheeks get used to it after a while. I'm guessing they're new?

I have used this. [b]Zerax approves.[/b]

[QUOTE=geel9;18040274]Didn't the dentist give you wax? I personally don't use it; your cheeks get used to it after a while. I'm guessing they're new?[/QUOTE] No they didn't give me wax (as far as I know that's only for the back (where the wire sticks out) isn't it? I've not had any problem with the wire sticking out at the back, she cut it down quite well), and I've had them for a few months now.

[QUOTE=apocca;18040184]It probably makes you sterile. Wouldn't matter for facepunch anyway i suppose.[/QUOTE] how about for :hawaaaafap:

[QUOTE=Anteep2;18040267]man you're fucking disgusting i bet you 'forget' to wash too[/QUOTE] I don't mean ALL the time. And no, I don't "forget".

might have to give this a try

[QUOTE=geel9;18040079]I have braces, and I simply forget to brush my teeth. I brushed once and I could see A TON of plaque coming out. It wouldn't have come out in such quantities if I had used that crappy tubepaste. The effectiveness motivates me to brush my teeth. Odd.[/QUOTE] maybe if you brushed your teeth more than once a month you'd know that all toothpaste remove plaque

[QUOTE=Grayron;18040374]maybe if you brushed your teeth more than once a month you'd know that all toothpaste remove plaque[/QUOTE] SUCH QUANTITIES L2Read

Now with 10x more uranium

[QUOTE=geel9;18040318] And no, I don't "forget".[/QUOTE] You just choose not to as it's not a productive use of your time

I bet that this thing can remove human SKIN.

[QUOTE=ZuXer;18040450]I bet that this thing can remove human SKIN.[/QUOTE] I bled after using it, actually. Probably because I was using a ToothBush.

That Iso-active stuff tastes like shaving foam smells. As in: it tastes like the smell of shaving foam.

Aquafresh tastes so good.