Exploding chewing gum blew off his jaw. - Polidicks

[b][release]A chemistry student has been found dead with his jaw blown off by what is believed to be exploding chewing gum, reports have said. The 25-year-old's disfigured remains were discovered at his parent's home in the northern Ukrainian city of Konotop, reports in the Eastern European country said. The young man, who studied at Kiev Polytechnic Institute, was working at a computer late on Saturday when the alleged explosion happened. "A loud pop was heard from the student's room," the ukranews.com website said, citing an aide to the city's police chief. "When his relatives entered the room, they saw that the lower part of the young man's face had been blown off." A forensic examination established that the chewing gum was covered with an unidentified chemical substance, thought to be some type of explosive material. The student apparently had a bizarre habit of chewing gum after dipping it into citric acid, Russian news agency Ria Novosti said. Officers found both citric acid packets and a similar-looking unidentified substance, believed to be some kind of explosive material, on a table near the body, the agency continued. Investigators suspect that the student simply confused the packets and put gum covered with explosive material into his mouth. Forensic experts were to travel from Kiev to investigate the substance, as local authorities feared it may explode if transported. [img]http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2009/Dec/Week2/15496490.jpg[/img] [/release][/b] [url=http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Exploding-Chewing-Gum-Ukraine-Man-Killed-In-Konotop-After-Dipping-Gum-In-Unknown-Substance---Report/Article/200912215496442?f=rss]The source.[/url] Should have done more research and bought these - less side effects: [img]http://www.the-joke-shop.com/ProductImages/37.jpg[/img]

new explosive taste !!!

Wow... That product needs a recall.

Looks like he had a blast eating that gum. I'm not really that creative :saddowns:

I guess [i]he got his jaw blown off[/i] :smug: m i doin it rite?

[QUOTE=Ishmael12;18815085]I guess [i]he got his jaw blown off[/i] :smug: m i doin it rite?[/QUOTE] yes keep doing it like that

[QUOTE=faze;18815076]Wow... That product needs a recall.[/QUOTE] He didnt buy explosive gum, he dipped his gum in explosive chemicals instead of his usual citric acid.

[QUOTE=TheBigPal;18815097]He didnt buy explosive gum, he dipped his gum in explosive chemicals instead of his usual citric acid.[/QUOTE] An edible product should not be able to do that. Like I said, needs a recall.

This was [i]blown[/i] out of proportion.

That was some explosive tasting gum.

I'm probably not the only one who immediately imagined Mythbustery testing an elaborate contraption to see if spit out explosive chewing gum can crash a biplane mid-flight Or at least thought of the jawbreaker

[QUOTE=faze;18815076]Wow... That product needs a recall.[/QUOTE] You're a fucking moron. He used to dip his gum in citric acid but accidentally dipped in in explosive paste. Read the fucking op next time motherfucker [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - RayvenQ))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=MortalK0mbat;18815165]You're a fucking moron. He used to dip his gum in citric acid but accidentally dipped in in explosive paste. Read the fucking op next time motherfucker[/QUOTE] Wow... Don't get so offended.

[QUOTE=lockdown6;18815181]Yes, the thread's name immediately reminded of me of the exploding jawbreaker myth stuff they did on Mythbusters.[/QUOTE] Oh I remember that... That was pretty sweet.

[QUOTE=faze;18815170]Wow... Don't get so offended.[/QUOTE] Wow... you need to stop starting every sentence with wow... You're also using the ellipsis incorrectly, it represents a pause or omitted word, therefore it doesn't preceed a capital letter unless there is another dot afterwards, which would be incorrect grammar in any case.

[QUOTE=Kamern;18815206]Wow... you need to stop starting every sentence with wow...[/QUOTE] I did twice. Sorry.

[QUOTE=faze;18815170]Wow... Don't get so offended.[/QUOTE] man, you're a freaking pussy [img]http://img526.imageshack.us/i/hypocrite.png/[/img]

[QUOTE=MortalK0mbat;18815217]man, you're a freaking pussy [img]http://img526.imageshack.us/i/hypocrite.png/[/img][/QUOTE] You best be trollin'.

[QUOTE=Murkrow;18815163]I'm probably not the only one who immediately imagined Mythbustery testing an elaborate contraption to see if spit out explosive chewing gum can crash a biplane mid-flight Or at least thought of the jawbreaker[/QUOTE] Yep, I'd like to see the Mythbusters testing this out ASAP

[QUOTE=faze;18815218]You best be trollin'.[/QUOTE] and you'd look funny sucking my dick with no teeth

[QUOTE=faze;18815195]Oh I remember that... That was pretty sweet.[/QUOTE] I see what you did there Even though it was probably unintentional but still Also MortalK0mbat calm the fuck down

[QUOTE=MortalK0mbat;18815234]and you'd look funny sucking my dick with no teeth[/QUOTE] Internet tough guy alert All of his posts are either flaming or trolling

[QUOTE=Kondor;18815246]Internet tough guy alert All of his posts are either flaming or trolling[/QUOTE] Lol.

New taste that literally blows out your mind But seriously, who the hell would place explosive material on the table, at his parents home? Russian Mafia? KGB? ... Oh w

[QUOTE=faze;18815124]An edible product should not be able to do that. Like I said, needs a recall.[/QUOTE] An edible product should not be able to be covered in explosive paste?

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;18815262]New taste that literally blows out your mind But seriously, who the hell would place explosive material on my table, at my parents home? Russian Mafia? KGB? ... Oh w[/QUOTE] Somebody was out to kill him. *Shifty eyes*

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;18815262]New taste that literally blows out your mind But seriously, who the hell would place explosive material on my table, at my parents home? Russian Mafia? KGB? ... Oh w[/QUOTE] Maybe he thought he was badass and rebellious by keeping explosives in his house

Look how quickly how all the posts degraded into a flame war Like that | | | \/

[QUOTE=Kondor;18815246]Internet tough guy alert All of his posts are either flaming or trolling[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=faze;18815251]Lol.[/QUOTE] OMG!!111 that was halariouse!11!!11 maybe we should tell him to SHOOP HIS WOOP OVER 9000 TIMES LOLO=)=!"# EPIC LULZ THIS IS SPARTA MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME THAT'S A PADDLIN' GOATSE 2GIRLS1CUP CHOCOLATE RAIN LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooNNNNNNNNgggG [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Troll" - Lithifold))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=MortalK0mbat;18815234]and you'd look funny sucking my dick with no teeth[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.doknowevil.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/tough_guy.jpg[/img]