How to sneak a dismantled bike into school without getting caught?
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My friends stole one of the staff's bikes, (they ride around on bikes catching people ditching/being late to class) and dismantled it. We want to leave it in the quad, any ideas on how to get it into school without looking sketchy? We don't want anyone (student or staff) to see it because students will snitch and staff will be staff. Any ideas?
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Look like you know what you're doing. No one will question your motives.
stop being a little shit and stealing people's bikes?
Get a few trusted people to split the parts and at random times dump the parts in random spots where they will be seen.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;20828718]stop being a little shit and stealing people's bikes?[/QUOTE]
Hmm..........nah. Care to give a suggestion on the topic please?
You stole someones bike? Dick move.
[QUOTE=Murdoco;20828735]You stole someones bike? Dick move.[/QUOTE]
School pays for it, don't trip
[QUOTE=Droid;20828741]School pays for it, don't trip[/QUOTE]
Still a dick move.
Hide it in your pants.
Bah, at my school a prank was once dismantling and reassembling an entire car inside the student center.
But I guess in that case the purpose was for it to get noticed, not be remain incognito. Most bike components would be small enough to fit in a large backpack, but for the wheels... do you have any friends that play the tuba or cello?
Why don't you mantle it, push it in early in the morning before staff arrive (looks much less suspicious than carrying bike parts around town) then dismantle it when you get there?
Stealing is a sin.
Just cut it up? Or just push it in really inconspicuously.
[QUOTE=OvB;20828860]Stealing is a sin.
Just cut it up? Or just push it in really inconspicuously.[/QUOTE]
"STEALING IS A SIN! And here's how you can get away with it in just 1-2 easy steps."
beat the owner of the bike to death with the pieces
Go in with your friends, make circle, take shit out and dump it into circle, disperse.
they ride around on bikes? what? that's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard
Actually, how old are you? You sound really shit at pulling off pranks.
Can't you just use a hockey bag or something similarly sized?
Put a baseball cap on and act like your carrying it to shop class. if you wear all black with a hoodie and a ski mask and your dipping behind buildings slowly scooting bike parts people are going to know you stole it.
Get it back there the same way you got it out there. Preferably at night.
Nah, you see, I've done this before. Except the chain had fallen off, the frame was bent to the right at a 30 degree angle, the handle bars were fucked to shit, and there were huge dents and scrapes all over the bike. All my friend did was drag it to where it was before (the wheels couldn't fucking turn), while I just kept a look out. Worked perfectly.
brb calling FBI to trace the OP down and arrest him
[QUOTE=Hendo;20829107]brb calling FBI to trace the OP down and arrest him[/QUOTE]
:hurr:
[QUOTE=Woolley;20829115]:hurr:[/QUOTE]
what if i was serious
[QUOTE=Hendo;20829158]what if i was serious[/QUOTE]
Then I have mad respect for you, you know whats right and wrong and you respect the law.
[QUOTE=Hendo;20829158]what if i was serious[/QUOTE]
in that case..
:hurr:
[QUOTE=Droid;20828698]My friends stole one of the staff's bikes, (they ride around on bikes catching people ditching/being late to class) and dismantled it. We want to leave it in the quad, any ideas on how to get it into school without looking sketchy? We don't want anyone (student or staff) to see it because students will snitch and staff will be staff. Any ideas?[/QUOTE]
Well good for them if they do. Your friend stole a bike and dismantled it. He should understand the consequences of doing such a silly thing by now.
[QUOTE=Hesychasmos;20829250]in that case..
:hurr:[/QUOTE]
Remantle it, take it back, get extra credit.
1. Remantle
2. Contact the school staff and tell them you found a bike just like the ones the staff uses
3. Get rewarded for finding the bike and returning it
4. Your a few bucks richer, and you had your laugh at stealing.
Stealing is bad, mmmm'kay?
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