• Man lifts 100 kilos with his Penis
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What the high holy mother of buttered toast is this madness...I lol'd so hard at the way he makes bizzaire grunting noises while swinging the weight back and forth. Found this on accident while looking up Gmod videos. (Fast forward it to 9:25, the first 90% is just talking.) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G08O7jqQ-uU[/media]
I think he's covering up the sound of the winch. [editline]11:31PM[/editline] Oh haha, I like how they all just clap casually.
So you can lift 100 kilos with your dick, why to compensate for a small dick?
[QUOTE=Curtis;19678811]So you can lift 100 kilos with your dick, why to compensate for a small dick?[/QUOTE] He's advertising some kind of medicine or something, I think.
The grunting made it all the more funnier.
All god that was to serving why this crunching sound like a chainsaw I'm using voice recognition software to help determine my post I hope it will work the fifth that it. All well and they look like it did
what is this, i don't even
And then the ripping sound...
not hard to do this, as in, its hard to rip off your cock by pulling it. you could lift your own weight easily without loosing your manhood. the really difficult part is to not die from pain and fear of instant cock-loss.
10 Minute video and only 20 seconds of actual lifting.
He sounded like a human chainsaw.
Vroom....[B]VROOOOM....VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM[/B]... [img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/iiaca.gif[/img_thumb]
[img]http://snappedshot.com/uploads/Parody/mao_hnng.jpg[/img] HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[QUOTE=Muzz1;19685265] HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG[/QUOTE] [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2823p8o.png[/img]
:geno:
i feel bad now
he sounds like a twin turbo supra spooling up.
rofl. He fuckin swings it.
Thank god we don't see the penis, must be like 10cm long but 6cm large
[QUOTE=ProgramFiles;19695700]Thank god we don't see the penis, must be like 10cm long but 6cm large[/QUOTE] After that it's probably considerably longer and thinner.
I think he needs a penis reconstruction now. HNNNGGGGGGGGG
Sounded like Frankenstein's monster. :P
[QUOTE=Dj-J3;19685113]Vroom....[B]VROOOOM....VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM[/B]... [img_thumb]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/iiaca.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] :bravo: I seriously laughed, this man is insane btw.
Insult to injury, I cringed when he swung the fucking weights
I fucking cringed.
Oh the misinterpretations...
[QUOTE=Curtis;19678811]So you can lift 100 kilos with your dick, why to compensate for a small dick?[/QUOTE] Stretches it.
Why does that not rip his cock off
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