sjalvmord.com - The complete guide on how to commit suicide - General

I just came across this strange website [url]www.sjalvmord.com[/url] It is a complete guide on commiting suicide in every way possible in Swedish O.o I think it is a troll site but I dont know

Ah, yes. This cozy site.

I remember this site, bookmarked it in case I ever suddenly feel like dying.

:smith: I don't understand why people hate life, what's wrong with it, unless they have lost love ones they should stay strong.

Suicide is the pussy way out.

[QUOTE=mindexplosion;25395636]:smith: I don't understand why people hate life, what's wrong with it, unless they have lost love ones they should stay strong.[/QUOTE] Maybe they don't hate it but just don't see a point?

[QUOTE=GodKing;25395671]Maybe they don't hate it but just don't see a point?[/QUOTE] In that case they should find a hobby or talk to someone, I don't hate people who do suicide or want to commit it, I just find it rather disappointing they're ending it this soon.

[QUOTE=mindexplosion;25395681]In that case they should find a hobby or talk to someone, I don't hate people who do suicide or want to commit it, I just find it rather disappointing they're ending it this soon.[/QUOTE] It would require extensive introspection and thought to properly understand why someone may not be satisfied enough with life to carry on living, especially if you have not been in that situation before. Take note I say "Life." Not, "Their Life."

I think that everyone that says "suicide is a cowardly way out" has never experienced the way they've felt. I've never been suicidal, but I'm sure unless you know you have no right to say that. OT, that's fucking disturbingly extensive :ohdear:

I give this site a 5 Star rating, I got a 100% Success rate.

yeh I made a thread about it in the swedish subforum

That's kind of fucked up. Do they have professionals test these methods out? /sarcasm

and best part (google translated) "Cannabis as a drug in a suicide is impossible. It is the only illegal drug that is not possible to overdose on because of its low toxicity. In high doses, by such food or smoking induces only a rude mind with confusion, fatigue and rapid heart rate. However, it can be used to treat depression and anxiety you have at or prior to a suicide attempt. The drug has, among others create their own anti-nausea (may be useful to know the medication) and increases appetite.!

A real man dies naturel

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;25395666]Suicide is the pussy way out.[/QUOTE] Real men do school shootings.

100% worth it, tried it myself. oh wait

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;25395666]Suicide is the pussy way out.[/QUOTE] Saying that doesent excactly make suicidal people feel better...

Brb, testing suicide techniques.

If someone took the advice on this site and jumped on the Southend Victoria line a few Saturdays ago at midnight, I hate them. Bastards held the train up :argh:

[QUOTE=darth-veger;25397764]A real man dies naturel[/QUOTE] Well sometimes if you suicide, nature kills you!

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU]Haha! What a story Mark![/url]

[QUOTE=darth-veger;25397764]A real man dies naturel[/QUOTE] There is no such thing as "dying natural", dying is dying.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;25395666]Suicide is the pussy way out.[/QUOTE] The fear of death is pretty overwhelming. It takes balls to take your own life.

[QUOTE=Happy Goblin;25398229]Saying that doesent excactly make suicidal people feel better...[/QUOTE] He's right, tho.

Most people that I know that tried to commit suicide were for stupid reasons and probably wanted attention. It makes me sad because there could be an actual person with a huge problem, but it's over shadowed by the idiocy of attention whores and weak willed people.

[QUOTE=ThePuska;25398665]The fear of death is pretty overwhelming. It takes balls to take your own life.[/QUOTE] It takes balls to continue living your life even though times are rough. People commit suicide because their fear of life overcomes their fear of death. It's a pussy thing to do.

[quote]Var gränsen går är oklart. I vissa fall så kan en person som hjälper en person att begå självmord dömas för mord. Det är inte straffbart att exempelvis köpa ett rep åt personen som vill hänga sig och hjälpa till att knyta snaran. Däremot är det straffbart att sparka undan stolen vid hängningen även om den som håller på att ta självmord ber om det.[/quote] Quite hilarious, I though most swedes knew about this site, why even post it here? :downs:

[QUOTE=MaverickIB;25399063]It takes WAY MORE balls to continue living your life even though times are rough. People commit suicide because their fear of life overcomes their fear of death. It's a pussy thing to do.[/QUOTE] Fixed a little ;) I agree

"If you don't want to make it look like a suicide, you could tie a very strong helium-baloon to a gun and shoot yourself. The gun will float away, and the police will probably wonder what caused the death." I love this site.

[QUOTE=MaverickIB;25399063]It takes balls to continue living your life even though times are rough. People commit suicide because their fear of life overcomes their fear of death. It's a pussy thing to do.[/QUOTE] Since the fear of death is instinctual and extremely present in dangerous situations to the point where we're easily willing to kill, to tear off our limbs etc. just to survive, I would say it's hardly a pussy thing to choose death if there's something even more overwhelming than the will to survive. Of course that's partly why so many suicides are committed intoxicated.