[url]http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/2010/08/mojowijo_wii_vibrator.php[/url]
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[release]Virtual sex, along with flying cars and spandex body suits, are one of the staples of the future oft-predicted by science fiction movies. (Demolition Man, anyone?) And thanks to an enterprising company called Mojowijo that turns Wii remotes into vibrators, we may all be one step closer to having sex without all that fussy touching.
From the Mojowijo website:
The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii* remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo's patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device - in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RlXqRq7OB4&feature=player_embedded[/media]
In other words, the main appeal of the device isn't the capacity to use a Wii remote as a vibrator, it's being able to control others' remotely. They've got a Twitter and a Facebook (a mere eight people like the Mojowijo at this time!) where they say the device will also "work interactively over Skype." We assume they are referring to Skype's video chat function, which has been serving as an interactive component to non-contact sex for a while now.
The Mojowijo will be available in Fall of this year, but if you just can't stand to wait, you can sign up for a Beta test program. And if you do, let us know how it goes.[/release]
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Too bad I don't own a wii.
:wtc:
So cybersex transcends into a level beyond semenstained keyboards
Now its going to be semen stained wiis.
...Thats creative...
WiiGinas and WiiDicks: making long-distance relationships that much more plausible.
Also
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Better than the twilight ones.
Humanity, how I despise you at times.
These vibrators will come with a free copy of Rapelay ported to the Wii, complete with singleplayer campaign, AND multiplayer capabilities!
IS NOTHING SACRED! I mean, why just why?
Come play with my "Wii". Yeah.
Sigh.....Is it possible to do worse?
[QUOTE=Lambeth;24485614]Also
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I am so sick of this guy.
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And also what's with the top one, I don't get it.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24485992]I am so sick of this guy.
[editline]06:59PM[/editline]
And also what's with the top one, I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
Use your imagination.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24485992]I am so sick of this guy.
[editline]06:59PM[/editline]
And also what's with the top one, I don't get it.[/QUOTE]
That guy is a brilliant comedian.
Who thinks this stuff up....
He deserves a medal.
Facebook?
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I'm haunted by that video.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24485992]I am so sick of this guy.[/QUOTE]
Your name... it's so funny............
[i]haha[/i]
Holy shit, this sounds awesome, and you don't even need a Wii!
:foxnews: THIS IS JUST IN: WII SALES SUDDENLY RISING! :foxnews:
Are people really this lonely that they cant just go out and get laid?
This shit doesnt even look like it would be fun.
Did anyone else think of this years ago?
Probably. Did anybody actually DO it a few years ago? I don't think so.
The claw one reminds me of the Daleks from the Peter Cushing movies.
Wii Fuk
This is stupid.
Seems like another step in videosex :P
It had to be made once...
who the fuck would put their dick in the pincher shaped one oh god
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you'd get hard and it would just go CRUNCH SNAP
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