I'm going to Mars, who's with? - General

I've decided that Earth can go fuck itself. I'm planning to found a colony on Mars. Because the colony is so small, things like religion and politics would be irrelevant. We would be dontgiveashitist in every category. So, here's the plan for anyone who wants to come with me. I'm going regardless of if anyone else comes. [img]http://astroprofspage.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/ig295_planets_solarsystem_02.jpg[/img] Mars is the fourth planet from the sun. It's right next to Earth, and it's smaller than Earth. That's okay though, because there will only be...maybe 20 of us at most. The point being, we'll have enough room. Okay, so meet me on top of Mount Everest next Tuesday. I'll be at the highest peak in this picture: [img]http://www.newsgroper.com/files/post_images/Mount%20Everest.jpg[/img] Print it out and take it with you. I'll fire up some flares, don't worry. First, the crescent moon will pass us, but WE ARE NOT JUMPING ON HERE. The crescent moon is very sharp, and it would hurt your hands if you tried to grab onto it. It's probably not going to fly low enough to hit us, but we'll duck just in case. Then we'll wait for the full moon to arrive. Meanwhile, we'll build an igloo and play Wii sports using the electricity from our oxygen suits. We won't need all of the electricity anyway, because we won't be coming back down the mountain. [img]http://i.imgur.com/ceGbw.png[/img] So when the full moon comes, we'll jump on, and it will rotate use around the Earth, and we'll jump off at Mars (because it's right next to Earth). If you can't make the jumps, don't bother coming. [img]http://i.imgur.com/4NF5T.png[/img] See ya next Tuesday.

B - bu ... There's Martians! :ohdear:

Is there internet on Mars? How will I facepunch?

[quote=goldenbullet;19885183]b - bu ... There's martians! :ohdear:[/quote] PURGE THE FOUL XENOS, FOR THE GLORY OF HUMANITY /caps

But Mars doesn't sell chips. Neither does it have Internet.

Bring a laser rifle, and I'll go with you. [img]http://dvice.com/assets_c/2009/10/laserrifle-thumb-550x413-25079.jpg[/img]

Can we gamble on Mars? I'm coming with! And I'll bring my Nike's so I can make the jump [IMG]http://www.besportier.com/archives/nike-hyperdunk-basketball-shoes-lightest-ever.jpg[/IMG]

Sounds like a decent plan. What do I need to bring?

Count me in.

You can count on my steel.

I'll be there

Sounds good mate i think i'll tag along

I'd rather go to Pandora.

I'm the Captains First Mate, since I said I'd go first.

Whats the arrangements for oxygen and heating on mars? Who's going to bring the generator?

everlasting mars bars yessss

I'm all in.

I am the EDF gtfo

Fuck [B]yesssss[/B]

As long as you have 3-titted prostitutes, count me in :q:

sure why not

Bring liquid, so we can throw it and watch it slow motion fly mid-air.

I can't wait. This is gonna be awesome. I hope BC2 will be playable with the ping from mars.

Yay I want to go to mars! This is a brilliant method to get there!

this would be damn awesome if it actually happened. Town Facepunch - the first martian colony.

Please don't let any furries go to Mars... they'll ruin it :/

Jawsome. I'm in. But only if we play Wii Sports Resort, not that shitty pack-in.

I'm in. The jumps aren't too hard, although, i think you underestimate how low the crescent moon flies over the earth

[QUOTE=Fabyano;19885241]Can we gamble on Mars? I'm coming with! And I'll bring my Nike's so I can make the jump [IMG]http://www.besportier.com/archives/nike-hyperdunk-basketball-shoes-lightest-ever.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Fuck that shit it's gay You gotta use these bad boys [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MQdWxeo9L._SL500_AA280_.jpg[/img]

Ill bring a sledgehammer.